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17 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

It is some pretty good marketing.

DMN saying elite:

 

Charging documents saying "highly selective" and "top tennis team"

Everyone listing us beside Yale and Stanford

 

This lady reminding everyone we are rich.

 

 

I applaud our marketing group's outside the box thinking.

 

No such thing as bad publicity 

 


Outrageous and hilarious at the same time. I legit laughed out at that.

Money = Skeleton key of the world
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The kids have to be in on the scheme, right? I just can't imagine the scenario of moving your shit into Jester and your parents telling you "Bye sweetheart we love you, have fun in college, and hey when you get a chance go find the UT tennis coach and tell him you quit the team". 

I'm assuming (hoping) that there will be a lot more information coming out about some of these pieces of shit parents.

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

So....will this prison allow conjugal visits?  Asking for a friend....

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1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

I would bag that mom.

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Bringing these 2 posts to pg.3

 

I mean,  Good...  Lord. 

Laughing at the thought of one of these kids showing up for men's soccer practice at UCLA

48 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

What’s nuts is aunt Becky paid 500k for her daughters to get to usc. It’s a private school. 

I bet had she spoken to dean of admissions offered a 500k check she could have had them admitted that route via legal “bribery”

Yeah, all of these universities mentioned use their bullshit "holistic admission standards" which is simply a way for them to justify letting in kids with 1100 SATs and 3.0 HS GPAs.

12 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Seems like we have a widespread corruption problem in this country.

I wouldn't call it a problem, Bob.

I think I'm beginning to see how Nick Rose  became our placekicker. 

3 minutes ago, CycleTex87 said:

any aggy tears yet

Not enough money to bribe people to go there.

8 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Yeah, all of these universities mentioned use their bullshit "holistic admission standards" which is simply a way for them to justify letting in kids with 1100 SATs and 3.0 HS GPAs.

I thought they called that "affirmative action"

1 minute ago, bigup2dahorns said:

Texas Men’s tennis is ranked #3

https://www.ncaa.com/rankings/tennis-men/d1/ita

Reading the charging document, it seemed like the scheme was to get the kid listed as a recruit and offered a scholarship here, but then using that as leverage to get them in elsewhere, I think?  So maybe we didn't actually enroll any of these garbage kids?

I can't help looking at this and thinking wtf in regards to baylor. I mean... For real DOJ?

 

Eta-- I guess you can't skimp on taxes when it comes to rape. 

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2 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

Reading the charging document, it seemed like the scheme was to get the kid listed as a recruit and offered a scholarship here, but then using that as leverage to get them in elsewhere, I think?  So maybe we didn't actually enroll any of these garbage kids?

I read they offered him a book scholarship, he took it, enrolled and then quit the team. 

They may have only snared our tennis coach, but there will probably be some pretty funny signs at football games if we flounder.

40 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

One of the cooperating witnesses, who has pled guilty, was the Director of College Entrance Exam Preparation at IMG Academy.

That's very interesting.

37 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 


Now we are getting somewhere . . . If this thing gets fully flushed out in depos and court cases . . .

 

follow da money!

So people from Hollywood used their status and privelige to get their kids into the right college? That’s rich. I won’t go cloak. 


I heard about this a while back, but man this whole racket is much deeper and twisted than expected

How bad were these kids’ SAT scores that they couldn’t have got into USC, Stanford, Yale, or the other private schools with a healthy “donation”? So bad that even the admissions director couldn’t justify it, but not so bad they didn’t meet NCAA athlete minimums?

41 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Seems like we have a widespread corruption problem in this country.

FBI is moving on now to fake rep and socks.

You might want to pm Tor, Hugo.

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If this leads to a Women In Prison video featuring Lori Loughlin and Felicity Huffman, then this entire effort has been worth it.

4 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

How bad were these kids’ SAT scores that they couldn’t have got into USC, Stanford, Yale, or the other private schools with a healthy “donation”? So bad that even the admissions director couldn’t justify it, but not so bad they didn’t meet NCAA athlete minimums?

You can be dee you em DUM and get in as an athlete.

 

https://www.ncaa.org/sites/default/files/2011-12_Quick_Reference_Sheet.pdf

 

A 2.7 high school GPA means you only need a 730 SAT.  Crank it up to 3.0 and all you need is 620

2 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

No shit.  I mean, I get $6 million to get into UCLA, but Texas is on that list.  

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And freaking USD?!?  Is admission there even a big deal?

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Rich people out here wildin'. You're already fucking rich! Just send your little dumbass to Cal State - Whatever where they belong. The fuck do they need to go to Yale for?

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27 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

 

 

Rules of the FBI:

- There are rules

- Follow them

- Knock knock

34 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I read they offered him a book scholarship, he took it, enrolled and then quit the team. 

Do they really have to get a scholarship to get reduced, "afolete" admission standards? 

8 minutes ago, tokamak said:

Rich people out here wildin'. You're already fucking rich! Just send your little dumbass to Cal State - Whatever where they belong. The fuck do they need to go to Yale for?

I see how crazy some of the competitive parents are in elementary school. Can’t even imagine jr and sr years of hs.

3 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

!!!!! The kids are getting it!  I didn't think they were included in the FBI's work.  Wonderful!

Fuck. NEver mind.  I thought Felicity was the daughter.

2 hours ago, bigup2dahorns said:

Haha, they called this “Operation Varsity Blues”

That’s awesome.  Thought you were joking at first.

2 hours ago, NowThis said:

cool that UT was included in these elite places.  Notice A&M/OU are not on the list!  Hook'em!!! 

Low blow bro.  My feels...

On a more serious note this really brings the lulz.  What a bunch of losers.  Great example for your kids.  

8 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Aunt Becky fled the country. 

Who doesn't extradite these days? Ecuador? I don't see her chilling in Maracaibo right now.

2 hours ago, Your Mom said:

And?

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Got damn.  I’ll give her an entrance exam.  

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