March 29, 20187 yr Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus. For a second, I thought you took on the shape of a unicorn.
March 29, 20187 yr This house is a fucking prison! On planet Bullshit! In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!
March 29, 20187 yr Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious V of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes, " Oh, my God, I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf," and she grabs me by the weiner.
March 29, 20187 yr I'm so scared right now. I'm just gonna do what's sensible, I'm gonna file for unemployment. Then I'm gonna try to get a job at Enterprise Rent A Car, because they have an excellent corporate structure and they, they give you the tools to be your own boss.
March 29, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, BigBenBamboozle said: One of the most quotable post-2000 movies. Unbelievable it's 54% on RT. I’ll admit that I saw the movie shortly after it came out and didn’t particularly care for it. Watched it again last year and thought it was genius.
March 29, 20187 yr "Guys. GUYS!" "I'll kill you Leonard Nimoy." "The clown has NO penis!" "What kind of dreams are you guys having?"
March 30, 20187 yr Dad. We're men, okay? That means a few things; we like to shit with the door open, we talk about pussy, we like to go on riverboat gambling trips, and we make our own beef jerky. That's what we do. And now that is all wrecked. We literally have never done any of those things. Was just about to start my first one of these with this movie when I saw this post. Posrep. Edited March 30, 20187 yr by dcbc
March 30, 20187 yr Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious V of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes, " Oh, my God, I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf," and she grabs me by the weiner.SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!
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