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  • Y’all. I’m totally exhausted today but I’m still so excited. Showed up ready to work at 6:00 AM on a Saturday and went balls to the wall till 5:00 PM. Met some awesome Bama Beto folks, met some awe

  • Queen Bitch
    Queen Bitch

    Would love to watch Beto pivot and fully go scorched Earth on the GOP, Trump, and the NRA. If you’re gonna go down, go down swinging for the slain in El Paso.

  • Hank Scorpio
    Hank Scorpio

    Same here. 

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#352

Rich failson pulling a Hispanic nickname sweater out of his childhood toy chest like Arthur pulling Excalibur from the anvil stone.

"Fuckin' radical"

#353
5 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

It's what his dad said.

In the backdrop of the city's multicultural community, his father, Pat O'Rourke, a consummate politician, once explained why he nicknamed his son Beto: Nicknames are common in Mexico and along the border, and if he ever ran for office in El Paso, the odds of being elected in this mostly Mexican-American city were far greater with a name like Beto than Robert Francis O'Rourke.

So it's not that Harris has any particular appeal in the Midwest, we're just going to win it because... inertia?

(I wish I could think of a presidential election recently where the Democrats lost because they assumed victory... oh well.)

I mean I'm not assuming we win it by default. What I'm saying is that a good candidate can win it without being born there or having a specific personal connection if they can speak well and/or have decent policies that get people excited.

#355
3 minutes ago, NowThis said:

 

I dunno.  Is Trump a rapist because he brags about sexually assaulting women?  Gosh, it all just makes for twirly stuff in the mind, you know?

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#357
Just now, TheFlyingBoat said:

I mean I'm not assuming we win it by default. What I'm saying is that a good candidate can win it without being born there or having a specific personal connection if they can speak well and/or have decent policies that get people excited.

I agree with this 100%. We don't need a white guy in a hard hat and moustache (RIP IronStache, I'll always love you) to take back the blue wall, but the message needs to be right and messenger can help. After all, Obama won all that shit and he was a gay Kenyan named Hussein who sucked dick for money in a limo* because he knew how to talk to them and he made them feel good because he was a really nice black man.

Part of the primary, though, is finding out who is most likely to have the message that appeals and the ability to convey that message effectively. (Obama checked both boxes.)

(* - Not really, but many working class whites believed this.)

#358

love the tie though I must admit and the green garnish.  But it's not the 17th yet, is he meeting with the Irish ambassador (as is custom). 

#359
19 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

It's what his dad said.

In the backdrop of the city's multicultural community, his father, Pat O'Rourke, a consummate politician, once explained why he nicknamed his son Beto: Nicknames are common in Mexico and along the border, and if he ever ran for office in El Paso, the odds of being elected in this mostly Mexican-American city were far greater with a name like Beto than Robert Francis O'Rourke.

So it's not that Harris has any particular appeal in the Midwest, we're just going to win it because... inertia?

(I wish I could think of a presidential election recently where the Democrats lost because they assumed victory... oh well.)

Ugh, well I should've known it was true as soon as Dennison said it wasn't with such confidence.

#361
14 minutes ago, NowThis said:

 

Trump could have a yellow diarrhea shit storm go off in his whitey tighty tennis shorts on national tv and turn around and make fun of someone for farting.

 

#362
9 minutes ago, F250 said:

Trump could have a yellow diarrhea shit storm go off in his whitey tighty tennis shorts on national tv and turn around and Johnny Sack would think that’s its just good solid leadership skills on display.  

 

#363

Question: How would Bobby Kennedy, adjusting relative politics to today, do in today's democratic party?

 

Is it fair to compare Beto to RFK?

 

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#365

Props for having a clean notifications bar and well-charged battery. Anastasis knows clean livin'

#366

LOL. First thought after posting that was "fuck, hope was my battery charged or I am gonna catch shit". 

#367
5 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

LOL. First thought after posting that was "fuck, hope was my battery charged or I am gonna catch shit". 

Crop makes this moot. 

#368
Just now, RandomIdoit said:

Crop makes this moot. 

Shit.  I consider it a win when imgbb doesn't post my pic armybrat style. 

#371
1 hour ago, babysdaddy said:

Ugh, well I should've known it was true as soon as Dennison said it wasn't with such confidence.

Ouch.

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#372
32 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Shit.  I consider it a win when imgbb doesn't post my pic armybrat style. 

giphy.gif

 

#373

All I can tell you is that Mrs.LL has been watching Beto on CNN all day. It’s the first time in years CNN hasn’t enraged her. And Maddow tonight—which is apparently stop-down programming in my house—will be all Beto.

Yeah, gents—I’m getting laid tonight.

#374
34 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

My reaction to that Josh Barro tweet.

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#376

Hard to get excited about a guy that doesn't really want to run, but is doing it because he rather not have to raise his kids.

#377
8 hours ago, bad_teammate said:

hahaha DONNY!

God, this guy's a fucking idiot.

When it comes to trump, every accusation is a confession. He just admitted he waves his hands around a lot and is nuts.

#378
3 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Hard to get excited about a guy that doesn't really want to run, but is doing it because he rather not have to raise his kids.

This is how you know the Trump cockchuggers are nervous.  

#379
Hard to get excited about a guy that doesn't really want to run, but is doing it because he rather not have to raise his kids.


Maybe if he raped his wife it would get you excited enough to take a shit on the Constitution.
#380
This is how you know the Trump cockchuggers are nervous.  

I mean, a man of real presidential quality would involve his kids in criminal activity. That’s the new standard.
#381
10 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Hard to get excited about a guy that doesn't really want to run, but is doing it because he rather not have to raise his kids.

Ahhhhhahahahaha, squirm mothafuckas!

#382
8 minutes ago, Jack Straw said:

This is how you know the Trump cockchuggers are nervous.  

Meanwhile Barron and Tiffany are being written out of the script like Chuck Cunningham.

 

#383
15 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Hard to get excited about a guy that doesn't really want to run, but is doing it because he rather not have to raise his kids.

'Member when Donald Trump's kids wouldn't talk to him?

I 'member.

#385
25 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Hard to get excited about a guy that doesn't really want to run, but is doing it because he rather not have to raise his kids.

Oh c’mon, just imagine how totally gnarly it would be to have a skateboarder in the White House. 

#388
40 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Hard to get excited about a guy that doesn't really want to run, but is doing it because he rather not have to raise his kids.

Reluctantly crouched at the starting line

#389
22 minutes ago, Chrispy said:

Oh c’mon, just imagine how totally gnarly it would be to have a skateboarder in the White House. 

It could literally be Dennis Rodman running and you motherfuckers wouldn't have an inch of leg to stand on.

Don't be a hypocrite.  It's one of the worst qualities. 

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#390

lol at that fucking Fox News graphic.

 

I’ve got my own question - who made that terrible looking shit? A graphic design professional employed by a major cable network or Karen, the 52 year old who just taught herself PowerPoint off YouTube tutorials?

 

#392

This will be ridiculed but no one else is going to campaign like this and Iowa will eat it up.




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#396
58 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

 


Maybe if he raped his wife it would get you excited enough to take a shit on the Constitution.

 

Nah he can just drive drunk and nearly kill innocent women. I mean the only thing from really keeping from being the "mexican" Kennedy is the girl in his truck that night actually lived.

 

Going to be hilarious reading through this thread after Robert Francis loses again.

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#397

I gave him $20 to get some gas. Did my part. Tomorrow I'll give em some more. What's a dimebag cost these days? Might just go $10 for a burger. What sort of fast food joints they got up there?

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#398
 

It’s wrong that I would like to have a threesome with Kasie and Nancy P.

That’s not even a question. I know it’s wrong.

Ok. Whatever. Hook ‘em.


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#399
Just now, Ghost of LL said:


It’s wrong that I would like to have a threesome with Kasie and Nancy P.

That’s not even a question. I know it’s wrong.

Ok. Whatever. Hook ‘em.


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I want to be in the middle of a Kasie/Hallie sandwich.

#400
2 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Nah he can just drive drunk and nearly kill innocent women. I mean the only thing from really keeping from being the "mexican" Kennedy is the girl in his truck that night actually lived.

 

Going to be hilarious reading through this thread after Robert Francis loses again.

Lol. That’s a saint compared to our current president.  I must have missed where you criticized that grifter son of a bitch?  

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