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B12 Tournament - Texas vs. #GodsGift - 8pm on ESPN2

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#201

My son just said “ they don’t move the ball a lot - it’s kind of sad.”


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#205
Just now, Braff Zacklin said:

Pretty good showing from Oset today, although it would kill half this board to admit it.

Hes having his best game of the season, no doubt

#206

DO is the only chance we have and we give up an open 3.  this game is over.  Roach is shit.  we will go to havoc/press with 10 min left down 11 and KU will crush us the rest of the way.

#209
1 minute ago, GotThatFire said:

I hate this team

I just can't believe CDC doesn't see the obvious.

#210

Feel sorry for the Texas players...... they are coached so poorly.  No accountability.  Terrible leadership from guards really hurts their offense.

#212
2 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

How long do I have to wait for Shaka to be fired?

until the $12.9 million fades to zero. 

#216
1 minute ago, Kiss said:

I gave them a chance today. I believed for a half. What kind of halftime coaching did that guy do.

Well there’s your first problem.

#217

not having to watch, but listening while watching this board.  The malaise reminds me of the Weltlich years.   But, at least then you knew you had one man who would show up every night and give it his all, Travis Mays.  Crowds at the super drum were so low, the women outdrew the men.  Women's team about 7000+, men drew about 3500.  

 

 

#218
Just now, CurlyDumps said:

Why the fuck is Long playing major minutes?

So Roach won't keep shooting crap shots and to keep Coleman from turning over the DAMN Ball....

#226
Just now, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

Jesus fuck, no one on this team can shoot.

exactly,  and the fire shaka thread is worried about what we would do with a potential deep run in the tourney.

#227

Welp, ive never turned off a longhorn b ball game early. Almost 20 straight years of watching every televised game i could, till the end

 

 

until now. Goodnight fellas. The mezcal-induced hangover tomorrow will be better than this shit filled sandwich of a team that is coached by the villian from The Great Mouse Detective

 

this sucks. This really sucks ass

#229
Just now, dcar00 said:

exactly,  and the fire shaka thread is worried about what we would do with a potential deep run in the tourney.

Please don't be this stupid. You understand hypotheticals, right?

#230

Lol. This team is so horribly coached. There’s no way CDC can watch this and even think about letting Shaka come back next year. Buyout be damned.

#231
Just now, Braff Zacklin said:

Please don't be this stupid. You understand hypotheticals, right?

All I understand is that I won’t have guaranteed points in the tourney challenge bracket by picking us to lose hahaha

#233
1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

Announcer is right..... No easy offense for Horns.

No fast breaks......

HOUR LATER.......

Fastbreak Points

KU   17........ Texas 0

#234
Just now, Braff Zacklin said:

Please don't be this stupid. You understand hypotheticals, right?

yes I understand hypotheticals.  doesn't mean I can't laugh at people thinking we'd have to worry about a "hypothetical" deep run.

#236
1 minute ago, Burt Macklin said:

Lol. This team is so horribly coached. There’s no way CDC can watch this and even think about letting Shaka come back next year. Buyout be damned.

If they don’t make the tournament you have to fire Shaka.  Enough with this fucking experiment.

#237
So Roach won't keep shooting crap shots and to keep Coleman from turning over the DAMN Ball....

Yep

WTF was Roach doing over his suspension?


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#239
Just now, Nueces River Rat said:

Do we actually know how to set up an offense?

It’s dribble around and make something up.

#240
Just now, dcar00 said:

yes I understand hypotheticals.  doesn't mean I can't laugh at people thinking we'd have to worry about a "hypothetical" deep run.

Not a single Texas fan in that thread was "worried" about a deep tourney run. It was only being discussed as a hypothetical result that would (temporarily) save Shaka's job.

#242
2 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

HOUR LATER.......

Fastbreak Points

KU   17........ Texas 0

HAVOC!!!

#244

announcer speculating we might have to win 2.  these guys are idiots.  it won't matter but if we had beaten Kansas we were in.

#249
19 minutes ago, Goo Punch said:

 


however drunk four of these makes me:

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Honestly man, this post might cost me some Surly karma, and I haven't watched much UT ball this season, but I tuned in tonight to cheer that Texas could make some miracle run at beating KU and making the tourney and then who knows what. 

And, the more I watch this team, the more it's apparent that the coaching is fucking horrendous. Were they to make the elite eight or final four it might be different but this team ain't doing that shit. 

I know basketball. I know it at a youth level and I know it at a collegiate level and I know it at a professional level, and honestly, Derka, you are as attuned to college hoops as anyone on this board. I'm not going to forgive you for stupid-ass takes like saying that you'd take a new coach over a Shaka Final Four run with a few following mediocre seasons, but I will say this: 

This motherfucker cannot coach an established program in one of the best conferences in the country. That much is apparent. Texas needs to move on.

I think a lot of your takes, Derka, are irrational and over the top and drunkenly misguided, but your analysis of Shaka as a coach and this team and what this team has done this season is pretty fucking spot on. 

Shaka is wasting talent, he's wasting a huge fanbase, he's wasting incredible resources and facilities, this motherfucker needs to go. 

I'm not saying I condone you cheering for Texas to lose to move this ship forward, but I will say that I understand you doing so and I don't think you're a bad fan. This shit is painful to watch, and any Texas alum or Texas fan born and bred worth their salt shouldn't be forced to sit through this shit for another year. 

As I type this, I understand there's about 6 minutes left, but Texas isn't winning this shit. The party is over and you've been right all along in saying that there's zero reason UT shouldn't be one of the more prominent hoops programs in the country.

 

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