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haverford rule #6: never eat anything with a sauce i have to dip myself

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Whatup! I'm Harris, I'm 33 years young, I have my cousin Jason's trick for two more weeks, I have one testicle (Wack a Mole accident), and, I'm down to clown.

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there’s more than one way to skin a cat. 

four. there’s four ways to skin a cat. 

4 hours ago, Goo Punch said:

Whatup! I'm Harris, I'm 33 years young, I have my cousin Jason's trick for two more weeks, I have one testicle (Wack a Mole accident), and, I'm down to clown.

Whatup, y'all. My name is Brad. I like burgers, and also, I’m very high right now.

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2 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

Whatup, y'all. My name is Brad. I like burgers, and also, I’m very high right now.

harris, we know who you are, we literally just fired you.

wait, is that this job?  nevermind.

5 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

harris, we know who you are, we literally just fired you.

wait, is that this job?  nevermind.

This entire scene is my 10-year-old's favorite thing ever and he laughs so hard he can't talk whenever he sees it.

Harris Wittels is such a great minor character on the show. So sad how effortlessly funny he was and he’s gone.
Wyld Stallyns.

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6 hours ago, austingirl said:

 

 

tougher than it looked, though. 

The steak: porterhouse rare; the whiskey: Lagavulin 16; the woman next to me: a bitch. 

Leslie, I typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says you could have network connectivity problems.

30 minutes ago, formermav43 said:

Leslie, I typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says you could have network connectivity problems.

I read that this was one of the few ad-libbed moments in the show. So great.

I have this video bookmarked.

 

“The less I know about other people’s affairs, the happier I am. I’m not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.”

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i heard sack of flour and high-school.  are you ding-dongs making fake drugs for sophomores?  because if true, this guy wants in.

I'll have The Joan. It's a tumbler of gin with crushed aspirin around the rim.

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just give me all the bacon and eggs that you have.

wait, wait.

i worry what you just heard was, "give me a lot of bacon and eggs", what i said was "give me all the bacon and eggs that you have".  do you understand?

Was it Putin? Voldemort Putin, of Russia? I'd love to get my hands on that bastard.

Just remember, every time you look up at the moon, I too, will be looking at a moon. Not the same moon, obviously. That’s impossible.

ok i don't even have time to tell you how wrong you are...actually it's gonna bother me if don't. the lannisters, while very wealthy, do not possess the magical powers of say, the warlocks of qarth.

Ben Wyatt is one of the most underrated sitcom characters ever, and Adam Scott's portrayal of him is flawless. Scott nailed that character the same way Rainn Wilson nailed Dwight Schrute. Just an amazingly real performance with all sorts of little character quirks that are authentic and believable. Every time I go back and rewatch the series he just kills me, ese cosilla during the later seasons. 

And I will call my new Italian fast casual eatery the Low-Cal Calzone Zone.

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terrible video quality but this is one of my five favorite scenes in the show

 

the new cabin i bought has a great tire swing for the girls, access to a lake for all the kids to play in, plus it doesn't have all these razor sharp perimeter defense planks sticking out of the ground

1 hour ago, Post Oak said:

terrible video quality but this is one of my five favorite scenes in the show

 

So damn funny

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1 hour ago, ztejas said:

https://youtu.be/_UlNnETAZeI

YT won't let me embed, "Eating With Ron Swanson"

I forgot how hot that one girl Tom dates is. 

natalie morales?  her new show is (finally) coming out in the next few weeks.  mike schur is one of the producers, it's called "abby's" and it's about a woman who runs a neighborhood bar in her backyard.  i read the pilot, it was not great.

5 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

natalie morales?  her new show is (finally) coming out in the next few weeks.  mike schur is one of the producers, it's called "abby's" and it's about a woman who runs a neighborhood bar in her backyard.  i read the pilot, it was not great.

Yes, thank you. 

My-Grams-Natalie-Morales.jpg

Oh, wow.  Look at that. You shaved off part of your mustache.  That is lovely.

I didn't shave it off.  It rubbed off... from friction.

On 3/22/2019 at 11:54 PM, ztejas said:

Less my type. 

While we're on the subject - do you resemble Tina Fey or do you just appreciate her comedic talent?

Mainly I am a fan of her comedic talent, and of Liz Lemon, but we do have a few shared superficial qualities. Both dark-haired, dark-eyed, and glasses-wearing, and we both enjoy some good night cheese. Well, I guess it's technically Liz Lemon with the night cheese, but I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of that character was based on reality.

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On 3/18/2019 at 11:48 AM, henrygandorf said:

just give me all the bacon and eggs that you have.

wait, wait.

i worry what you just heard was, "give me a lot of bacon and eggs", what i said was "give me all the bacon and eggs that you have".  do you understand?

I have a bust of Ron Swanson in my office that reads “give me all the bacon and eggs you have”

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On 3/22/2019 at 8:25 PM, austingirl said:

 

I thought you meant Tatiana Maslanay.

tatiana_maslany_parks_and_recreation.jpg

Also this news that P&R may be coming back for a 10th season.

this chick was way hotter than morales.

parks and rec shouldn't come back.  the series should've ended after season 6 (the unity concert).  that was the perfect ending.

season 7 is almost unwatchable.  crazy how that happens.

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if you don't get chills when andy says, "ladies and gentlemen, mr duke silver" then you're made of stone.

I love how Ben never got into Lil Sebastian at all. 

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