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Figured I'd fire this up again since we're only a few days out. They seem pretty confident in their lack of confidence on where this bitch is coming down so who the fuck knows. Anybody else still following this?

From Forbes: New York / Chicago In Potential Crash Path Of Out Of Control Chinese Space Stationhttps://www.forbes.com/sites/trevornace/2018/03/29/new-york-chicago-in-potential-crash-path-of-out-of-control-chinese-space-station/#4461f0ee8996

From the Brits: China’s Tiangong-1 space station could crash into Europe on April 1 with ‘toxic’ chemical on board – but scientists don’t know where it’ll hit - https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/5359251/china-space-station-crash-tiangong-when-where/

NASA Blog here if you're of Ramjet's ilk: https://forum.nasaspaceflight.com/index.php?topic=14392.920

hooston, we have probrem.

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Can't we use aegis to break it into smaller pieces more likely to burn up?

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Aegis is fiction, dumbass. We need real people like Bruce Willis and Steven Tyler

Zhu Congpeng, from China Aerospace Science and Technology Corporate said: "We have been continuously monitoring Tiangong-1 and expect to allow it to fall within the first half of this year."

"It will burn up on entering the atmosphere and the remaining wreckage will fall into a designated area of the sea, without endangering the surface."


Might as well say that since they have a 70% chance of being right.
And it says only one person has been hit by space debris. That has to be a cool thing to put on your resume.

Skylab has an oxygen tank land on a rabbit, but that was Australia and rabbits are invasive so it worked out.

They've narrowed it down to either the southern hemisphere or the northern hemisphere.

apparently this thing isn't actually big.  would easily fit into the space shuttle's cargo bay.  1/9 the mass of skylab. 

9 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

They've narrowed it down to either the southern hemisphere or the northern hemisphere.

Antarctica has been ruled out, so 100 people can breathe a sign of relief.

23 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

They've narrowed it down to either the southern hemisphere or the northern hemisphere.

That's pretty goddamn close to home. 

34 minutes ago, elfenix said:

apparently this thing isn't actually big.  would easily fit into the space shuttle's cargo bay.  1/9 the mass of skylab. 

Length or girth?

Can't we use aegis to break it into smaller pieces more likely to burn up?
Then they'll know that Aegis disabled it in the first place.
9 hours ago, Heavy 6 said:

Length or girth?

yes.

STRATCOM latest prediction it will crash somewhere near Ascension Island I think.

 

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On 3/29/2018 at 2:42 PM, BNB said:

Zhu Congpeng, from China Aerospace Science and Technology Corporate said: "We have been continuously monitoring Tiangong-1 and expect to allow it to fall within the first half of this year."

"It will burn up on entering the atmosphere and the remaining wreckage will fall into a designated area of the sea, without endangering the surface."


Might as well say that since they have a 70% chance of being right.
And it says only one person has been hit by space debris. That has to be a cool thing to put on your resume.

Lol at “expect to allow it”. They have no fucking control over this.

Insert “well we’re waiting” gif

 

 

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satview.org

looks like it's over S Pacific now...

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geography, how does it work?

24 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Sorry, it missed.

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Why are there no hot chicks sitting on that?

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Alright. Just came out of my bunker. Looks like we're good. 

On a related note, anyone wanna buy a bunker? 

Have we heard from Green Peace yet? It's possible it hit a whale or some other Sea Kreature.

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