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To clarify my point, that Twitter feed is what Congress under the control of Democrats in the future will sound like.

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I'm disappointed.  I thought this thread was going to be about circumstantial evidence.

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If only there was some deranged R that said stupid shit on twitter everyday. Like someone who matters even more than Kathy Griffin...I’m drawing a blank, but there’s gotta be at least one

It is hilarious that this isn’t about his idiotic circumstantial evidence take. Any thoughts on that @EMAWesome?

29 minutes ago, EMAWesome said:

I have always thought Twitter served no purpose.  I am wrong. It is good for something.  Nothing better sums up what America would look like if the political board here was actually in charge of things than this Twitter feed of (of all people) Kathy Griffin.

https://mobile.twitter.com/kathygriffin/status/1107004388080418816

 

 

 

 

 

 

So a D celebrity's opinion on Twitter has you contemplating things, but the President you voted for can cast aspersions to a dead Republican Senator who served his country with honor and that's not enough to get you to take stock in what Twitter is worth?

Fuck off.

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35 minutes ago, EMAWesome said:

I have always thought Twitter served no purpose.  I am wrong. It is good for something.  Nothing better sums up what America would look like if the political board here was actually in charge of things than this Twitter feed of (of all people) Kathy Griffin.

https://mobile.twitter.com/kathygriffin/status/1107004388080418816

 

 

 

 

 

Damn dude I've tried to give you the benefit of the doubt, but you've proven you're either a short sighted disingenuous troll or just a fucking idiot.  I'm leaning toward the latter. 

[Perusing social media posts of a middle aged woman who does celebrity gossip comedy] 

"Got 'em! I will now share my incriminating findings with others to display how they've been irreversibly owned"

6 minutes ago, Nolacycling said:

waste of sperm

I wouldn’t say that. He probably makes a great receptacle 

2 hours ago, EMAWesome said:

I have always thought Twitter served no purpose.  I am wrong. It is good for something.  Nothing better sums up what America would look like if the political board here was actually in charge of things than this Twitter feed of (of all people) Kathy Griffin.

https://mobile.twitter.com/kathygriffin/status/1107004388080418816

 

 

 

 

 

And this is what it looks like under comtrol or Swam, etc   

 

Has to be Swam right? No one else can consistently step on their own dick like he can.

You know you're on top of your game when you have to immediately reply to your own OP with "To clarify my point..." 

5 hours ago, EMAWesome said:

I have always thought Twitter served no purpose.  I am wrong. It is good for something.  Nothing better sums up what America would look like if the political board here was actually in charge of things than this Twitter feed of (of all people) Kathy Griffin.

https://mobile.twitter.com/kathygriffin/status/1107004388080418816

 

 

 

 

 

You suck

Personally I’d rather build bridges. We can all agree that Kathy Griffin is the worst kind of troll.

All these losers that live on twitter, I feel bad for em. Find a CFB team and get on a message board allready, damn.

2 hours ago, hobbes2702 said:

Has to be Swam right? No one else can consistently step on their own dick like he can.

Well, Kstate has a 95% acceptance rate so it's hard to say.

 

2 hours ago, hobbes2702 said:

Has to be Swam right? No one else can consistently step on their own dick like he can.

Well, there's Derka, but only does it on the sports boards. 

I still don’t understand the point the OP is trying to make.   I don’t think I want to. 

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14 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I still don’t understand the point the OP is trying to make.   I don’t think I want to. 

This is your political party.

Person A  "I'm offended"

Person B  "I'm more offended"

Person A  "No you're not"

Person B "Yes I am"

Person C "I'm more offended than either of you"

Person A "Shut up, your skin isn't the right color to be offended over this.  Go away and get offended over something else"

Person B "I'm more offended over that comment than I am over your first one."

Person C  "I'm more offended over your comment than you are over Person A's comment."

Person B  "No you're not"

Person C  "Yes I am"

Person D  "I'm more offended than any of you."

etc. etc. etc.  

 

 

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14 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I still don’t understand the point the OP is trying to make.   I don’t think I want to. 

I just clicked unhide on his reply to you - and I still don't get what the point of the thread is.

3 hours ago, EMAWesome said:

This is your political party.

Person A  "I'm offended"

Person B  "I'm more offended"

Person A  "No you're not"

Person B "Yes I am"

Person C "I'm more offended than either of you"

Person A "Shut up, your skin isn't the right color to be offended over this.  Go away and get offended over something else"

Person B "I'm more offended over that comment than I am over your first one."

Person C  "I'm more offended over your comment than you are over Person A's comment."

Person B  "No you're not"

Person C  "Yes I am"

Person D  "I'm more offended than any of you."

etc. etc. etc.  

 

 

Oh, so this thread is about liberals being snowflakes and trying to out snowflake each other. 

 

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Sadly, Emaw came across as less of a racist moron when he was mostly speaking through Garrison cartoons.

Keep in mind, EMAW's follow up is in the wake of Trump cranking up his perpetual offense to a comedy show to eleven, roughly eleven-fold that of his distaste for white supremacists.

On 3/17/2019 at 11:41 AM, SameSame said:

Damn dude I've tried to give you the benefit of the doubt, but you've proven you're either a short sighted disingenuous troll or just a fucking idiot.  I'm leaning toward the latter. 

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Just when you think you have seen as much dumb shit related to twitter that you can stand... a new level of stupidity and wanton blindness is established!

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19 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

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And yet, EMAW's parents had to bribe a coach to get him in.

4 hours ago, EMAWesome said:

This is your political party.

Person A  "I'm offended"

Person B  "I'm more offended"

Person A  "No you're not"

Person B "Yes I am"

Person C "I'm more offended than either of you"

Person A "Shut up, your skin isn't the right color to be offended over this.  Go away and get offended over something else"

Person B "I'm more offended over that comment than I am over your first one."

Person C  "I'm more offended over your comment than you are over Person A's comment."

Person B  "No you're not"

Person C  "Yes I am"

Person D  "I'm more offended than any of you."

etc. etc. etc.  

 

 

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Devin Nunes sued Twitter today.

 

 

That is amazing.  Nunes self owns himself so much but this takes it to another level 

1 hour ago, Yuk said:

Devin Nunes sued Twitter today.

 

 

I can't tell if "herp-face" refers to herpes or herp-a-derp. Not that it matter, cuz that's how I'm referring to him from now on.

A know a couple of Twitter accounts that are about to get 100x the followers.

Yup, just followed them cause fuck traitors like Nunes

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I'm disappointed.  I thought this thread was going to be about circumstantial evidence.


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