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This mouthwash squeeze top. 

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I barely used mouthwash before this invention because the small little cup would get lost, gross, spill everywhere, etc. 

This invention, while small and relatively meaningless, changed my life, 

 

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This mouthwash squeeze top. 
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I barely used mouthwash before this invention because the small little cup would get lost, gross, spill everywhere, etc. 
This invention, while small and relatively meaningless, changed my life, 
 
Why do you need this?

I mean the measurement part. Does it really matter whether or not it's exactly 1 ounce in your mouth? I just take a swig, swish it around for a minute and spit it out. Never thought about measuring it.

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1 hour ago, Dutchrudder said:

I mean the measurement part. Does it really matter whether or not it's exactly 1 ounce in your mouth? I just take a swig, swish it around for a minute and spit it out. Never thought about measuring it.

No it doesn’t matter. I hated the cup. The swig option is obviously the simple solution. I guess I just didn’t like the idea of backwash. I don’t know. All I’m saying is I like this small feat of engineering. 

Moist asswipes. I mean, baby wipes existed for decades before someone figured "hey, adults want a clean ass, too." Let's just change the label.

6 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Moist asswipes. I mean, baby wipes existed for decades before someone figured "hey, adults want a clean ass, too." Let's just change the label.
 

Was coming here to post Preperation H wipes are a game changer 

2 minutes ago, Hpara759 said:

Remote control for the TV

What's her name?

Not sure if this counts, since mine are not small... 

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But yeah... Life changing (at least 18 years changing) 

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The bidet.  Not to start another meta thread but that's my answer and if you dont like it you can kiss my fresh dingelberry free ass.

Uplula pistol and rifle magazine loaders.  No more sore thumbs

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Handheld luggage scale to see if your luggage is overweight or not before you travel, weigh packages for postage, etc. I pack it in my luggage for the return trip as well so I can reweigh after buying souvenirs, etc. Electronic version also available.

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Brand is immaterial; stud finder is infinitely more reliable than me knocking on drywall every few inches.

Also rolling luggage. It's hard to believe we used to just lug our crap all over hell and back.

50 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

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Handheld luggage scale to see if your luggage is overweight or not before you travel, weigh packages for postage, etc. I pack it in my luggage for the return trip as well so I can reweigh after buying souvenirs, etc. Electronic version also available.

How much does it weigh?  I just imagine the conundrum if you pack it and it's the last straw that puts you over 40 pounds.  Alanis Morsette kind of crazy shit.

1 hour ago, honolulu horn said:

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Brand is immaterial; stud finder is infinitely more reliable than me knocking on drywall every few inches.

Also rolling luggage. It's hard to believe we used to just lug our crap all over hell and back.

I'll do you one better. This is a stud finder that uses a big magnet to find the nails and sheetrock screws that were used to keep them on the stud. They use them basically every foot on the stud. I use it all the time. Really good if you're hanging a TV or pictures. 

 

 

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10 hours ago, Not a cat said:

How much does it weigh?  I just imagine the conundrum if you pack it and it's the last straw that puts you over 40 pounds.  Alanis Morsette kind of crazy shit.

Next to nothing.

Just now, Underdog said:

Viagra...  per friend. 

Your wife thinks  the same thing and paid for your friend's prescription.  Now you know why your dog doesn't back at  him.

16 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

No it doesn’t matter. I hated the cup. The swig option is obviously the simple solution. I guess I just didn’t like the idea of backwash. I don’t know. All I’m saying is I like this small feat of engineering. 

You just need to take a quick sip, not make out with the bottle. 

40 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

Next to nothing.

how would you know that

37 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

how would you know that

You turn it upside down and let it weigh itself then turn it over really fast to read the weight.

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These were a game changer when I found out about them a few years back for cleaning my sidewalk and driveway. I used to use a 25 degree nozzle and would take 3X-4X longer.

The bidet.  Not to start another meta thread but that's my answer and if you dont like it you can kiss my fresh dingelberry free ass.


I was going to post this, but I figured that the greatest invention in the history of mankind didn’t qualify as small.
I'll do you one better. This is a stud finder that uses a big magnet to find the nails and sheetrock screws that were used to keep them on the stud. They use them basically every foot on the stud. I use it all the time. Really good if you're hanging a TV or pictures. 
 
 
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This one is the shit:
ProSensor 710 Franklin Sensors ProSensor 710 Precision Stud Finder Yellow
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0064EICKG/

My wife would probably say the Hitachi back massager.

2 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

My wife would probably say the Hitachi back massager.

she isn't using it on her back.

38 minutes ago, AM Wood said:

she isn't using it on her back.

Then for what? 

Not an invention, but whoever made women shaving off the bush the in thing to do deserves some sort of great humanitarian award....

9 minutes ago, UncleCharlie said:

Not an invention, but whoever made women shaving off the bush the in thing to do deserves some sort of great humanitarian award....

Only for those with more than one partner. Those of us who don't ever have to worry about crabs just might prefer things to be a little more old fashioned. /different strokes

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