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  • Bama Chick
    Bama Chick

    I know you’re joking about the military and “wokeness” but let me tell y’all a little story. My son has been in the Marines around 18 months. COVID absolutely destroyed his path at Troy - he’s ADHD

  • The Royal We
    The Royal We

    1. No one from the Trump campaign ever had any contact with Russia. 2. Well, someone may have had contact with Russia, but the campaign/Trump didn't know about it. 3. Actually, there was con

  • I'm saying I'd like to get in my car and ram it into Sean Hannity at high speed.

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#9504

x-post from comic relief thread, only it's really not funny. this is the only way to to out bullshit my post above. life, stranger than fiction

Trump Executed https://t.co/3SePAFFpC3

 

#9505
1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:


Holy shit…it actually is real.
Jesus fuck.

Either Rupert has lost control, or Fox decided to take the Elon Musk challenge of losing advertisers.

#9506

 

Fox News is turning into Newsmax. CNN is turning into Fox. And MSNBC came in first place for the first time in 120 months. I’m no expert, but how don’t these zillionaire network execs not put two and two together?

 

#9507

The WH should pull press passes and access for Fox news and everyone associated with them. If they (Fox) are going to lie and make up news, there is no reason for them to be there

#9509
Fox did not respond at all to my additional question about Brian Kilmeade last night referring to Donald Trump as "the president of the United States" & whether it implied that Fox does not consider Biden to be legitimate.https://t.co/xNj8tkZ40J

 

#9510
17 hours ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Yeah, I'm not saying he made an error in judgement in deciding to fuck someone that's crazy.  I get that.  Hell I've done that too.  I'm saying that he wasn't smart enough not to marry the crazy and bring it home to meet the family.  That's the error in judgement that he's going to have a hard time justifying.

Doesn't this presume she was always batshit?  

#9511
“Now they’re coming for our chocolate milk!” Here we go folks, the Republicans and Fox News have found their latest culture wars issue- chocolate milk. (Video: Fox News)

 

#9513
5 hours ago, Nivek said:

Doesn't this presume she was always batshit?  

Yeah, I don't know that she always was - she struck me as opportunistic.

#9515
On 6/13/2023 at 9:08 PM, Paul Wesley said:

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Whoops.

Former Fox News producer Alexander McCaskill, who parted ways with the network for airing the "wannabe dictator" chyron, posted this photo of him leaving Fox offices on his Instagram.McCaskill was also a longtime producer/editor for Tucker Carlson.https://t.co/MvJqRMiBOR

"I asked them to let me go"

Yeah, let's go with that.

#9516

I asked her to blow another dude and break up with me.  

This fucking simulation.  At least we'll have a few laughs on the way out...

#9517
1 hour ago, Storm the Field said:

Whoops.

Former Fox News producer Alexander McCaskill, who parted ways with the network for airing the "wannabe dictator" chyron, posted this photo of him leaving Fox offices on his Instagram.McCaskill was also a longtime producer/editor for Tucker Carlson.https://t.co/MvJqRMiBOR

"I asked them to let me go"

Yeah, let's go with that.

LikableMajesticHeterodontosaurus-size_re

#9518
2 hours ago, Storm the Field said:

"I asked them to let me go"

Yeah, let's go with that.

"They gave me this wonderful box for all my personal items, and I'm sure that somebody didn't dig it out of a dumpster! You can't see the crowd of well-wishers out to see me off, because they are behind the photographer!"

I'm wondering if he was typing in joke chyrons and then it accidentally made it on air.

#9520

Fuck both these douches …

Curt Schilling says "We're getting back to a point where somebody is going to have to pull a trigger," the LIVE graphic came on the screen and Jesse Watters said "You mean metaphorically." Jesse Watters responds with "Republicans need to go on a warpath."

 

#9524
2 hours ago, Red Five said:

I couldn't make it through much of that. I made it to "The other side doesn't play by the rules. Just look at what they're doing to Trump." 

 

Oh I can't watch any of the videos. 

#9526
3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Fuck both these douches …

Curt Schilling says "We're getting back to a point where somebody is going to have to pull a trigger," the LIVE graphic came on the screen and Jesse Watters said "You mean metaphorically." Jesse Watters responds with "Republicans need to go on a warpath."

 

These people are fucking kooks and Fox News spreading this nuttiness just means more division 

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#9527

I really wonder what percentage of fox news viewers are true believers vs the percentage of people that just WANT to be angry and WANT something to hate.  I have to believe the percentage of the latter is greater.

#9528
1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Curt gets his business advice from trump. 

They both went bankrupt in the gaming industry. 

#9529
1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

I really wonder what percentage of fox news viewers are true believers vs the percentage of people that just WANT to be angry and WANT something to hate.  I have to believe the percentage of the latter is greater.

I do to. To me, the True Believers are the types that actually believe the election was stolen and if they believe that, that they should act, which is a very small number of people. 

#9530
On 6/16/2023 at 10:39 AM, Storm the Field said:

Whoops.

Former Fox News producer Alexander McCaskill, who parted ways with the network for airing the "wannabe dictator" chyron, posted this photo of him leaving Fox offices on his Instagram.McCaskill was also a longtime producer/editor for Tucker Carlson.https://t.co/MvJqRMiBOR

"I asked them to let me go"

Yeah, let's go with that.

had to enhance a bit bc I wanted to see what he looked like. as douchey as expected. Also, lol @ that lady in the background
 

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#9531
Dominion barely has their loafer out of Fox’s ass and Trump goes right into triggering their PTSD.

 

 

#9534
25 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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Well he only gets a bone thrown to him by Adam Sandler every few years so have to grift a living out somehow. 

#9535

That's literally a 60 year old man on national television wearing that hat and that shirt talking to us about being too woke.  

Yeah, we're not living in a computer.  

#9536

Just the idea of having a SNL alum comedian giving his political opinion isn’t enough for ridicule, unless the same can be said for Al franken. 
 

I’ll assume his opinions are similar to the kid rocks of the world and that is plenty sufficient for ridicule, but that picture by itself doesn’t do it. 

#9537
On 6/17/2023 at 12:57 PM, Biff Tannen said:

I really wonder what percentage of fox news viewers are true believers vs the percentage of people that just WANT to be angry and WANT something to hate.  I have to believe the percentage of the latter is greater.

Are you suggesting there are a bunch of people who don't really believe what they hear on Fox, but it makes them angry and hateful, which they like? JMO but I think a majority of the audience are true believers who want something to hate and to be angry about. 

6 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Just the idea of having a SNL alum comedian giving his political opinion isn’t enough for ridicule, unless the same can be said for Al franken. 
 

I’ll assume his opinions are similar to the kid rocks of the world and that is plenty sufficient for ridicule, but that picture by itself doesn’t do it. 

Did you see the hat though? 

#9538
2 hours ago, Hookah Horns said:

Did you see the hat though? 

I think he's fond of the hat.

#9540
14 hours ago, mdmost said:

Well he only gets a bone thrown to him by Adam Sandler every few years so have to grift a living out somehow. 

There's a good chance he lives off his daughter now, although I'd wager she probably can't stand him and his politics. 

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

What's up w/ that era of SNL members?  Schneider, Victoria Jackson, and a couple of others (I think) are all trumpy AF.

You forgot Joe Piscopo. And the answer is they're all fucking boomers who got old, man. 

#9541
6 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

You forgot Joe Piscopo. And the answer is they're all fucking boomers who got old, man. 

Why is it the not successful ones after SNL? Drugs/alcohol kill the good ones (or wives). Rot ends the leftovers. 

#9542
4 minutes ago, TDunk said:

Why is it the not successful ones after SNL? Drugs/alcohol kill the good ones (or wives). Rot ends the leftovers. 

Maybe it's just the successful ones that are a bit smarter, and as a result learn how to keep their fucking mouth's shut. Or when you're not working anymore, you talk about other shit. What the fuck else are Kevin Sorbo, Ricky Schroeder, Jon Schneider et al going to do? Talk about their latest projects? I mean, it's not their fault their careers suck, it has to be someone else's, right?

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#9545
1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Maybe it's just the successful ones that are a bit smarter, and as a result learn how to keep their fucking mouth's shut. Or when you're not working anymore, you talk about other shit. What the fuck else are Kevin Sorbo, Ricky Schroeder, Jon Schneider et al going to do? Talk about their latest projects? I mean, it's not their fault their careers suck, it has to be someone else's, right?

Scott Baio, Stacey Dash, etc

#9546

Yeah it's never like Clooney, or Denzel, or Bono. I wonder if anyone at that level (outside of Eastwood I guess) is secretly Trumpy but doesn't want to be outed.

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