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#10001
On 1/2/2024 at 12:43 AM, pacman said:

What. The. Fuck.

Working to incite violence.

Every accusation is an admission.

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Planning?  No.  Preparing?  Well, that's different.

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#10002
2 hours ago, Underdog said:

So we’re going to start bad mouthing squatters now? 

squatting is one of his least offensive traits.

#10003
After Fox News runs a whole outrage segment about Star Wars being too "woke" and "feminist," host Emily Compagno gleefully declares: "That's why I'm a Trekkie and not Star Wars!"Ummmm, who wants to tell her?

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#10004

Con Inc. demands a smoking gun, and swears when they get it they're gonna do somethin (knowing they'll never get a smoking gun, and even if they got it, won't do anything).  Our enemies don't need smoking guns; they presume they have them and punish the presumed shooters.

#10006
12 minutes ago, Sealtm6 said:

Con Inc. demands a smoking gun, and swears when they get it they're gonna do somethin (knowing they'll never get a smoking gun, and even if they got it, won't do anything).  Our enemies don't need smoking guns; they presume they have them and punish the presumed shooters.

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#10008
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:
After Fox News runs a whole outrage segment about Star Wars being too "woke" and "feminist," host Emily Compagno gleefully declares: "That's why I'm a Trekkie and not Star Wars!"Ummmm, who wants to tell her?

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Isn't the Federation some kind of egalitarian Marxist society that celebrates pluralism and pushes a galactic (globalist) agenda? I mean they reject the notion of money and the portrayal of the Ferengi is a pretty big poke at capitalism.

 

#10010
41 minutes ago, F250 said:

Isn't the Federation some kind of egalitarian Marxist society that celebrates pluralism and pushes a galactic (globalist) agenda? I mean they reject the notion of money and the portrayal of the Ferengi is a pretty big poke at capitalism.

 

Good god nerd

#10011
25 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Good god nerd

Only if he has hundreds of pages of fanfic dealing with him going undercover for Section 31 with Beverly Crusher as his sidekick in season 2 of TNG, resulting in the two of you getting pretend-married to keep your covers intact, only she gets non-pretend pregnant and so things get weird when the two of you finally come back for season 3 and Wesley is weirded out because you’re only like 7-8 years older than him, but you’re now living with his mom, etc. but thankfully because she wasn’t technically in your chain-of-command, you two can stay pretend-married and bang away, well anyways, yeah, he’s a fucking nerd to know about the money thing, etc.

#10012
17 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Only if he has hundreds of pages of fanfic dealing with him going undercover for Section 31 with Beverly Crusher as his sidekick in season 2 of TNG, resulting in the two of you getting pretend-married to keep your covers intact, only she gets non-pretend pregnant and so things get weird when the two of you finally come back for season 3 and Wesley is weirded out because you’re only like 7-8 years older than him, but you’re now living with his mom, etc. but thankfully because she wasn’t technically in your chain-of-command, you two can stay pretend-married and bang away, well anyways, yeah, he’s a fucking nerd to know about the money thing, etc.

lol

I was going to reply to Biff that while I do enjoy SciFi I am no atomheartbevo.

 

#10013

wait 'till the trekkie finds out about how Mr. Sulu and Brad "tussle" on sunday mornings, and the winner fucks the loser up the ass.

#10014
9 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
After Fox News runs a whole outrage segment about Star Wars being too "woke" and "feminist," host Emily Compagno gleefully declares: "That's why I'm a Trekkie and not Star Wars!"Ummmm, who wants to tell her?

 

It’s “Trekker,” poser. 

#10016
15 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

going undercover for Section 31 with Beverly Crusher as his sidekick

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#10017
15 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Only if he has hundreds of pages of fanfic dealing with him going undercover for Section 31 with Beverly Crusher as his sidekick in season 2 of TNG, resulting in the two of you getting pretend-married to keep your covers intact, only she gets non-pretend pregnant and so things get weird when the two of you finally come back for season 3 and Wesley is weirded out because you’re only like 7-8 years older than him, but you’re now living with his mom, etc. but thankfully because she wasn’t technically in your chain-of-command, you two can stay pretend-married and bang away, well anyways, yeah, he’s a fucking nerd to know about the money thing, etc.

Bullshit.  All of your fanfic ends up with you in an awkward three-way with Worf.  But it's cool, because even in space,

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#10018

Had dinner with family last night. We moved to the living room after dinner and they turned on Fox (Jesse Walters was on, which was a treat). I was out the door 30 seconds later. 

They call it "the news", and are always surprised when they get push back. "Oh, didn't you hear on the news that Biden eats babies? Jesse Walters has been talking about it for awhile. I'm surprised you haven't heard. Not much of a news junkie, I guess." 

#10019
6 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

That would be @Rimbo

 

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I'm a Babylon 5 nerd. Even Trek fans think I'm too nerdy for em.

#10020
3 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

I'm a Babylon 5 nerd. Even Trek fans think I'm too nerdy for em.

We all know. Notice F250 said "sci fi nerd" and I didn't get specific about type. Now you two dorks go lock yourselves in a room and have a knock-down drag-out about the physics of dogfighting in space and whether Bruce Boxleighter could take Johnathan Frakes in a fight. 

#10021
15 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

wait 'till the trekkie finds out about how Mr. Sulu and Brad "tussle" on sunday mornings, and the winner fucks the loser up the ass.

I think Captain Sulu and Brad enjoy a non-fucking relationship, and the stakes are blowjobs instead.  Pretty sure Captain Sulu is ready to get down but Brad finds the butt stuff distasteful. 

#10022
14 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

We all know. Notice F250 said "sci fi nerd" and I didn't get specific about type. Now you two dorks go lock yourselves in a room and have a knock-down drag-out about the physics of dogfighting in space and whether Bruce Boxleighter could take Johnathan Frakes in a fight. 

Whatever....Mira Furlan had it going ON....

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#10023
35 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Whatever....Mira Furlan had it going ON....

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Was more into Claudia Christian and Patricia Tallman, myself...

#10025
1 hour ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

I think Captain Sulu and Brad enjoy a non-fucking relationship, and the stakes are blowjobs instead.  Pretty sure Captain Sulu is ready to get down but Brad finds the butt stuff distasteful. 

I'd say close to half of the senior gay men I interact with at my clinic are oral only. Would not be surprised at all if this were true.

#10026
18 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Only if he has hundreds of pages of fanfic dealing with him going undercover for Section 31 with Beverly Crusher as his sidekick in season 2 of TNG, resulting in the two of you getting pretend-married to keep your covers intact, only she gets non-pretend pregnant and so things get weird when the two of you finally come back for season 3 and Wesley is weirded out because you’re only like 7-8 years older than him, but you’re now living with his mom, etc. but thankfully because she wasn’t technically in your chain-of-command, you two can stay pretend-married and bang away, well anyways, yeah, he’s a fucking nerd to know about the money thing, etc.

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#10028
18 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Only if he has hundreds of pages of fanfic dealing with him going undercover for Section 31 with Beverly Crusher as his sidekick in season 2 of TNG, resulting in the two of you getting pretend-married to keep your covers intact, only she gets non-pretend pregnant and so things get weird when the two of you finally come back for season 3 and Wesley is weirded out because you’re only like 7-8 years older than him, but you’re now living with his mom, etc. but thankfully because she wasn’t technically in your chain-of-command, you two can stay pretend-married and bang away, well anyways, yeah, he’s a fucking nerd to know about the money thing, etc.

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#10029
18 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Only if he has hundreds of pages of fanfic dealing with him going undercover for Section 31 with Beverly Crusher as his sidekick in season 2 of TNG, resulting in the two of you getting pretend-married to keep your covers intact, only she gets non-pretend pregnant and so things get weird when the two of you finally come back for season 3 and Wesley is weirded out because you’re only like 7-8 years older than him, but you’re now living with his mom, etc. but thankfully because she wasn’t technically in your chain-of-command, you two can stay pretend-married and bang away, well anyways, yeah, he’s a fucking nerd to know about the money thing, etc.

This is very specific. What's your user name on Archive of Our Own or Tumblr?

#10031
2 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

This is very specific. What's your user name on Archive of Our Own or Tumblr?

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#10032
Jesse Watters: "No one is more patriotic than Donald Trump... Donald Trump dated black women. Has Joe Biden ever dated a black woman?!" @justinbaragona.pic.twitter.com/VLNrnEC8ht

 

 

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#10033

Jesse Watters just turned off some Trump supporters.  Probably quite a few.

Or they are wondering if Obama is even more patriotic for marrying one....

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#10034
8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
Jesse Watters: "No one is more patriotic than Donald Trump... Donald Trump dated black women. Has Joe Biden ever dated a black woman?!" @justinbaragona.pic.twitter.com/VLNrnEC8ht

 

 

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7 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Jesse Watters just turned off some Trump supporters.  Probably quite a few.

Or they are wondering if Obama is even more patriotic for marrying one....

Ahem, Fox News Viewers:

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#10035
Linda Rondstadt on Australian TV in 1983: "Australia gave us Rupert Murdoch. Thanks a lot, you guys. Take him back!” https://t.co/fzlmrfSNjc

 

#10036
7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
Linda Rondstadt on Australian TV in 1983: "Australia gave us Rupert Murdoch. Thanks a lot, you guys. Take him back!” https://t.co/fzlmrfSNjc

 

I never thought it would be possible for my dick to get harder for Linda Ronstadt, but here we are...

#10038
Jesse Watters made some dumb comments about the COVID-19 vaccine. Later in the same segment his co-host Jessica Tarlov fact checked him in real time.

 

 

#10043
Lauro: Joe Biden could be prosecuted from trying to stop this man from becoming the next president of the United States.

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#10044
12 hours ago, HenryJames said:

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If Taylor orders Seal Team #6 to take out a leading presidential candidate, is there even anyway to hold her accountable??  She after all has the "Opps, look what you made me do" defense all lined up. 

#10046
6 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

*wanders into movie*

How is Taylor Swift political?

She encourages citizens to vote.

 

I really would not want to get Swifties mad at me, though. QAnon kept talking about a Storm coming? Yeah, the Taylor fans would unleash an epic level flood if Fox pissed them off.

#10048
15 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

*wanders into movie*

How is Taylor Swift political?

Well you see she has a lot of LGBQT fans.  And she occasionally encourages them to vote and stand up for their rights.... so naturally that is concerning and highly suggests that she is an agent of the pentagon. 

#10049

Well her first two album and big national tours were under W. Bush.  She got truly global and massively popular and influential during the Trump administration.  So, if she was a Pentagon plant...wouldn't those two GOP'ers be to blame since they were commanders-in-chief?  (No offense to Pres. Bush because he's the kind of dad that would gladly his girls to a Swift concert had they been of that era).  

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