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  • Bama Chick
    Bama Chick

    I know you’re joking about the military and “wokeness” but let me tell y’all a little story. My son has been in the Marines around 18 months. COVID absolutely destroyed his path at Troy - he’s ADHD

  • The Royal We
    The Royal We

    1. No one from the Trump campaign ever had any contact with Russia. 2. Well, someone may have had contact with Russia, but the campaign/Trump didn't know about it. 3. Actually, there was con

  • I'm saying I'd like to get in my car and ram it into Sean Hannity at high speed.

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#10102
1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:
Touchdown: Taylor Swift lands in Baltimore ahead of AFC Championship, jet belches tons of C02 emissions https://t.co/0FHXnPnsmU

 

 TS should just fly commercial cause that won’t cause any problems at all.

#10108
A New York judge has ruled that Fox Corp. must face Smartmatic's $2.7 billion defamation suit

 

#10109
19 hours ago, The Dog said:
A New York judge has ruled that Fox Corp. must face Smartmatic's $2.7 billion defamation suit

 

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Edited by tx 3 putt

#10110

‘Hello, 911 ? I’d like to report a murder !’
 

Watters: This is not a reelection strategy of a winning campaignJessica: is the strategy to owe $83 million for defamation a woman you sexually assaulted?

 

#10113

More proof Republicans hate everything that is wildly popular for no reason other than to be contrarian. Some form of legal abortion, access to healthcare, football, Taylor Swift.

#10114
1 minute ago, Born to Run said:

More proof Republicans hate everything that is wildly popular for no reason other than to be contrarian. Some form of legal abortion, access to healthcare, football, Taylor Swift.

"If it weren't fer that dern Taylor Swift, all are kids would be knee-deep in Jeazuss and shit"  or something

#10115
On 1/28/2024 at 9:16 PM, atomheartbevo said:

Did the screen become static after it played?  If so, you stayed up too late again.

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#10116
On 1/29/2024 at 5:06 AM, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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I know the right has expressed their disdain and distrust of the DOJ and FBI. Do they also hate the Pentagon now?

#10117

 

Fox paid out $787 million after text messages and emails in discovery showed that their hosts knowingly lied to their audience because they thought they were a bunch of rubes. https://t.co/8NluOBc3dY

 

 

#10119
7 hours ago, Born to Run said:

More proof Republicans hate everything that is wildly popular for no reason other than to be contrarian. Some form of legal abortion, access to healthcare, football, Taylor Swift.

being contrarian would be a reason, but that's not why they're doing it. 

they support the right.  the right's issues suck shit.  therefore, they support issues that suck shit.

it's a high school popularity contest and they're stuck with the nerd.

#10122

Horrible horrible people

Maria Bartriomo blames DEI for three soldiers being killed in Jordan

 

 

#10124
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

Horrible horrible people

Maria Bartriomo blames DEI for three soldiers being killed in Jordan

 

 

Well if he wants to make the military a wee bit whiter, he's welcome to go see if he can pass the background screening.

EDIT: Hell, didn't even read the Maria part. Just saw the big lunkhead on screen. Forget it, I'm rolling.

Edited by RDCanecutter

#10125
Hannity: Maybe Taylor Swift just bought into all the lies about Republicans that they are racist and sexist and homophobic and xenophobic and transphobic and Islamophobic and they want a total ban on abortion… If she believes all that she is believing a lie.

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#10126
3 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

being contrarian would be a reason, but that's not why they're doing it. 

they support the right.  the right's issues suck shit.  therefore, they support issues that suck shit.

it's a high school popularity contest and they're stuck with the nerd.

nah. they aren't stuck with the nerd. the nerd understands the role of student government. they are stuck with the gaslighting jock asshole who promises a coke machine in the cafeteria. 

#10128
30 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

nah. they aren't stuck with the nerd. the nerd understands the role of student government. they are stuck with the gaslighting jock asshole who promises a coke machine in the cafeteria. 

you kinda missed the metaphor. 

#10130
Watters claims Biden ended the American Dream, he says: If you are a girl, guys won't put a ring on it because they are on dating apps with too many options.

dammit joe. 

#10131
4 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:
Watters claims Biden ended the American Dream, he says: If you are a girl, guys won't put a ring on it because they are on dating apps with too many options.

dammit joe. 

Dark Brandon out there drowning us Biden Bros in puss and the lib ladies are frustrated as hell.

Damn, Fox really has the zeitgeist summed up there.

Best go and change my waders as I’m on pair number 3 here and I realize that ‘waterproof’ is a loosely used term. 

Im up to my eyeballs in MILF, GILF, sugar babies, hookups, and friends with benefits.

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#10133
On 1/30/2024 at 12:33 PM, safe sex said:

Can't wait for Fox to get sued for shit Watters says. Only a matter of time

 

On 1/30/2024 at 7:49 PM, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Fox paid out $787 million after text messages and emails in discovery showed that their hosts knowingly lied to their audience because they thought they were a bunch of rubes. https://t.co/8NluOBc3dY

 

 

Tucker was dangerous. Watters is a buffoon. He's the GQP Don Lemon turned up to 11.

 

On 1/30/2024 at 9:41 PM, tx 3 putt said:

Horrible horrible people

Maria Bartriomo blames DEI for three soldiers being killed in Jordan

 

 

If the US military didn't let AA's join the armed services, these three AA servicemen/women wouldn't have been killed last week. Checkmate, birches.

Edited by C-Man

#10134
BARTIROMO: If things are so bad, how come the stock market is on a roll?TRUMP: Because they think I'm gonna be electedBARTIROMO: You think the stock market is rallying because people think you're going to be elected? @atrupar

 

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#10135
Multiple Fox News personalities decided to campaign for Donald J. Trump during a breaking news story about U.S. military strikes in the Middle East. They don't just mention Trump they openly campaign for him. Fox News is propaganda.

 

#10136
5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
BARTIROMO: If things are so bad, how come the stock market is on a roll?TRUMP: Because they think I'm gonna be electedBARTIROMO: You think the stock market is rallying because people think you're going to be elected? @atrupar

 

Jennifer Lawrence Reaction GIF

GD that voice of hers…. Fingernails on a chalkboard. 

#10137
The moment Maria Bartiromo realizes the man she’s been lying for all these years has lost his damn mind.#DementiaDon

 

#10138

The chryon at the gym this morning when talking about the airstrikes:

"Biden waited more than a week before striking back"

#10139
4 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

The chryon at the gym this morning when talking about the airstrikes:

"Biden waited more than a week before striking back"

It never occurred to them that we sometimes announce strikes in advance to see if anybody gets spooked and tries to move stuff we may not have known about, thereby allowing us to see them move it.  

#10140
14 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

It never occurred to them that we sometimes announce strikes in advance to see if anybody gets spooked and tries to move stuff we may not have known about, thereby allowing us to see them move it.  

Like Fabio, Rob Schneider or Tyus would know that. 

#10141
On 2/1/2024 at 8:15 PM, henrygandorf said:
Watters claims Biden ended the American Dream, he says: If you are a girl, guys won't put a ring on it because they are on dating apps with too many options.

dammit joe. 

It's like Nickelodeon created a News For Kids show. 

#10142
3 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

It's like Nickelodeon created a News For Kids show. 

News for Fascist Kids.

#10143

Wattets is a complete idiot 

Fox News host Jesse Watters on Taylor Swift: “I like her music. She’s all right. But have you ever wondered why or how she blew up like this? Around four years ago, the Pentagon’s psychological operations unit floated turning Taylor Swift into an asset.”

 

#10144
11 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Wattets is a complete idiot 

No, his audience are idiots.  He/his staff probably know full well that Taylor Swift had her first big hit back in 2006 or 2007. Hell, I’m not a fan of hers and even I knew she was big in country music back in the late 2000s.

#10145
Hannity: Biden called Trump a sick f word and an f’ing a word. Biden has given up on the charade of being a kind man, like a grandfather figure, but he's revealing himself to be an arrogant politician

breathtaking 

#10146
The chryon at the gym this morning when talking about the airstrikes:
"Biden waited more than a week before striking back"
Next segment: Crazed Biden Strikes have US on verge of WW3!!!!
#10149

Can't find the clip again, but Fox had Bartiromo interview Trump. Not live. Several times as Trump is giving his answer, there is a quick jump edit to Maria asking another question. It didn't seem like Trump was at the end of his answer. Presumably Trump went off on a subject, like corrupt voting machines, that Fox just can't have on the air any more.

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