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#10201
4 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

So this is awkward 

Jessica: Trump has said if they can do it to me, they can do it to you. The average person is not inflating their wealth by 2 billion, they are not sexually assaulting women, they’re not storing classified documents in the toilet. They are not fomenting insurrection

 

Oh the Shark Tank host is pissed off at the judge?  Let’s all make sure we take our political lessons from the Shark Tank host. 
 

What is the conservative obsession with game show hosts and “business” people?

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#10202

I mean, I've kinda done the toilet thing.  But otherwise, fair points all.  

#10203
56 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Oh the Shark Tank host is pissed off at the judge?  Let’s all make sure we take our political lessons from the Shark Tank host. 

What is the conservative obsession with game show hosts and “business” unqualified clowns tpeople?

Because the clowns will vomit the stupidity needed to foment the uneducated and/or deplorable rubes 

 

#10204
On 1/30/2024 at 7:49 PM, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Fox paid out $787 million after text messages and emails in discovery showed that their hosts knowingly lied to their audience because they thought they were a bunch of rubes. https://t.co/8NluOBc3dY

 

 

Dominion about to get paid again.

#10205
Fox News host on man charged with lying about the Bidens: "The FBI informant told the FBI he talks to the Russians; that's part of his job as an FBI informant. So why is Biden's Department of Justice putting that in their court filing? It's a smear job."

Lol

#10207
21 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:
Fox News host on man charged with lying about the Bidens: "The FBI informant told the FBI he talks to the Russians; that's part of his job as an FBI informant. So why is Biden's Department of Justice putting that in their court filing? It's a smear job."

Lol

I'd love to sit in on the Fox News staff's brainstorming sessions re: how to obfuscate basic shit to confuse their stupid ass viewers. I have no doubt they laugh their asses off when coming up with stuff like this. "How bout we act like he's being charged just for 'talking to Russians'? Then we can make the Biden admin look corrupt and also help whitewash all the Trump/Russia shit. It's not like they're gonna read or hear about it anywhere else 😂

#10208

Republicans tried to use a Russian asset as a source to impeach Biden and Fox News is defending them. Chefs kiss 

(And by Chefs Kiss I mean our country is fucked)

#10210
4 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

fuck's sake...

😂😂😂😂😂

 

If there is one person that has their finger on the pulse of African-Americans, it's definitely [not] that guy.

#10211

"And President Trump ate a bite of watermelon at brunch today at Mar Lago.  He continues to erode black support from Joe Biden.  Because if there is anything blacks love..."

#10214
1 hour ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

fuck's sake...

😂😂😂😂😂

 

 

1 hour ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

If there is one person that has their finger on the pulse of African-Americans, it's definitely [not] that guy.

 

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#10215
1 hour ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

fuck's sake...

😂😂😂😂😂

 

That's fucking remarkable.

#10217

I thought it was a little too on-the-nose when The Daily Show had a black correspondent as their resident show fashion expert (even though that was part of the joke).

Fox News foregoes all that pesky subtlety and says, "Hold my beer."

#10218

It's telling that even the others on that panel were oddly quiet when this guy was talking. You don't want to be an active participant in the conversation when a guy decides to go 100% racist. 

#10219
Judge Jeanine Pirro theorizes that Commander was "getting involved in Hunter's cocaine."

 

#10220

So because of their super strong sense of smell, would said dime bag of cocaine be like extra strong to the White House dog or the opposite; where the dog could snort it all in one sitting and then have to bark for a re-up right away?  Asking for a friend not named Donald, Jr.

#10221
13 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:
Judge Jeanine Pirro theorizes that Commander was "getting involved in Hunter's cocaine."

 

5 hours ago, YGIFS said:

So because of their super strong sense of smell, would said dime bag of cocaine be like extra strong to the White House dog or the opposite; where the dog could snort it all in one sitting and then have to bark for a re-up right away?  Asking for a friend not named Donald, Jr.

 

I feel like we're about 80% of the way through the plot for a Cocaine Bear sequel pitch meeting. 

#10222
It's telling that even the others on that panel were oddly quiet when this guy was talking. You don't want to be an active participant in the conversation when a guy decides to go 100% racist. 
Mighty burden they must carry too, all that neck strain from looking the other way.
#10223
18 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:
Judge Jeanine Pirro theorizes that Commander was "getting involved in Hunter's cocaine."

 

 

I can't stop watching this clip and focusing on here golden nips.

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#10228
13 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Omg violent crime is spreading across the country?

There’s already been 10 or so murders in Austin this year, a metroplex of over a million people.  We are supposed to be scared, right?

#10230

Just repped all the sneaker posts I saw.  Fuck, this SIM is completely off the rails.  I think at this point Trump is just seeing how ridiculous he can be and still not lose his supporters.  Keep talking dumbfuck.  

#10231
Just repped all the sneaker posts I saw.  Fuck, this SIM is completely off the rails.  I think at this point Trump is just seeing how ridiculous he can be and still not lose his supporters.  Keep talking dumbfuck.  

I mean…you know that he has a real, legit chance to win, right?
#10232
4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


I mean…you know that he has a real, legit chance to win, right?

Yes, and the more he talks the less his chances imo.  That’s why I love to see him continue to open his mouth.  He is also great RE voter turnout for Biden, because there’s a LOT of people who don’t care to vote for Biden, but would crawl through razor wire to vote against Trump.  

#10233
1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:
Hannity didn't want to touch this one

 

This Foghorn Leghorn motherfucker has a degree from Oxford.

#10234
1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

This Foghorn Leghorn motherfucker has a degree from Oxford.

Why would you disrespect Foghorn Leghorn like that?

#10236
4 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

This Foghorn Leghorn motherfucker has a degree from Oxford.

Well, that school hired Lane Kiffin, so at least they're consistent. 

#10240
1 hour ago, Hookah Horns said:

Co-GOAT comic strip with The Far Side. 

I didn't appreciate C&H as much as a kid probably because a lot of it went over my head. I should probably revisit it again. You know, when I find time for pleasure reading. The Far Side was and still is amazing work.

#10241
6 hours ago, Rimbo said:

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I knew the end of this after I read the first panel. 

 

2 hours ago, Hookah Horns said:

Co-GOAT comic strip with The Far Side. 

Yep.

 

19 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I didn't appreciate C&H as much as a kid probably because a lot of it went over my head. I should probably revisit it again. You know, when I find time for pleasure reading. The Far Side was and still is amazing work.

I read through The Days are Just Packed a few months ago in a couple of nights.  Still hits just as well as an adult as it did as a kid.  Brilliant art.

#10242
24 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I didn't appreciate C&H as much as a kid probably because a lot of it went over my head. I should probably revisit it again. You know, when I find time for pleasure reading. The Far Side was and still is amazing work.

Highly recommend that. Some pretty deep stuff in there for a comic strip. And the way Calvin's imagination is depicted often made me revisit my own inner world from when I was a kid. 

#10243
2 hours ago, Hookah Horns said:

Co-GOAT comic strip with The Far Side. 

Co-GOAT with the Far Side and Bloom County, written by UT's own Berke Breathed:

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#10245
Jessica Tarlov: "We need things like more border patrol agents."Jeanine Pirro: "Why do we need more border patrol?!"Tarlov: "What are you talking about?! ... I guess I was right that nothing Biden could've said or I could've said would have stopped you guys from doing this."

 

#10247
1 hour ago, Hard Times said:

Fox reporter has to pay $800/day.🤣 Should make her pay $8000/day.

Journalist Ordered to Pay $800 a Day Until She Reveals Source (newser.com)

Eh. That doesn't seem to be a Fox-y problem, really. That reporter may have actually been doing good work.  It is a civil case but if it were the DOJ doing it (seeking the source), I might be troubled. 

#10249

Fuck, I had no idea about the missing family stocking, much less the dandelion. This is what I get for staying in my MSM echo chamber. Anyway, definitely voting fascist now. 

#10250
6 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Eh. That doesn't seem to be a Fox-y problem, really. That reporter may have actually been doing good work.  It is a civil case but if it were the DOJ doing it (seeking the source), I might be troubled. 

Story will be weaponized against Biden anyway. 

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