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#10701
Watters: No one believes the economy is good. No one believes these polls are real.

 

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#10703
1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:
Watters: No one believes the economy is good. No one believes these polls are real.

 

“What you’re seeing and what you’re reading is not what’s happening.”

#10704
1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:
Watters: No one believes the economy is good. No one believes these polls are real.

 

"...people can't say Merry Christmas. Their tires are flat. TAMPONS!!!"

#10705
To recap: Maria Bartiromo, a major Fox News personality, claimed that a wife of a friend saw tents outside multiple Texas DMVs registering hundreds of migrants to vote.The local county GOP investigated and determined literally none of it was true. No tents, no lines, nothing. https://t.co/CQMg4ZSLiJ

 

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#10706
15 minutes ago, Pancho said:
To recap: Maria Bartiromo, a major Fox News personality, claimed that a wife of a friend saw tents outside multiple Texas DMVs registering hundreds of migrants to vote.The local county GOP investigated and determined literally none of it was true. No tents, no lines, nothing. https://t.co/CQMg4ZSLiJ

 

The most hilarious part is the rumor was about weatheford, in a county that has a full Trump billboard, voted 80% trump both times, hates any and all non whites. That’s where the dems launched a registration scheme. It’s so beautiful. 

#10707
8 minutes ago, bluto said:

The most hilarious part is the rumor was about weatheford, in a county that has a full Trump billboard, voted 80% trump both times, hates any and all non whites. That’s where the dems launched a registration scheme. It’s so beautiful. 


all of this, she’s bat shit crazy 

#10708
20 hours ago, Red Five said:

"after dems stage coup"

They don't know how words work, do they? 

The problem is that they know exactly how words work, and how they work on people, backed up by thousands of years of evidence. 

#10709

Would’ve put serious money on Maria being the FN scapegoat in the Dominion trial and that she’d be the first to crack. Hard to believe she’s still there.

#10710
Just now, Underdog said:

Would’ve put serious money on Maria being the FN scapegoat in the Dominion trial and that she’d be the first to crack. Hard to believe she’s still there.

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#10711
1 hour ago, Pancho said:
To recap: Maria Bartiromo, a major Fox News personality, claimed that a wife of a friend saw tents outside multiple Texas DMVs registering hundreds of migrants to vote.The local county GOP investigated and determined literally none of it was true. No tents, no lines, nothing. https://t.co/CQMg4ZSLiJ

 

I know it's kind of silly, but wouldn't a real news network suspend/and or fire a on air reporter/news anchor for blatantly lying and making shit up?  

#10712
2 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

I know it's kind of silly, but wouldn't a real news network suspend/and or fire a on air reporter/news anchor for blatantly lying and making shit up?  

You mine like half a dozen of their reporters did last election, and it cost them almost a billion dollars? You mean like what Jesse Watters does every time he's on the air?

Besides, by their own lawyers, they're not a news network. They are cable entertainment. 

#10713
1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

You mine like half a dozen of their reporters did last election, and it cost them almost a billion dollars? You mean like what Jesse Watters does every time he's on the air?

Besides, by their own lawyers, they're not a news network. They are cable entertainment. 

Which is why I still wish Dominion wouldn’t have settled. Or that part of the settlement would have been that Fox ran a disclaimer before every show saying they are for entertainment purposes only and not a real news channel. 

#10714

Weatherford, TX. More like Wherethefuck, TX. 

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#10716
8 hours ago, Pods said:

Do they really think we're this stupid?

No, they know Republicans are.

#10718

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“Take their gun away.” Trump calls for the confiscation of guns by police to help prevent crime. (Video: Fox News)

 

#10720
16 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

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“Take their gun away.” Trump calls for the confiscation of guns by police to help prevent crime. (Video: Fox News)

 

He is referring to black and brown people’s guns since they are criminals.  White people’s guns are safe since they are upstanding citizens. 

#10721
19 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

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“Take their gun away.” Trump calls for the confiscation of guns by police to help prevent crime. (Video: Fox News)

 

 

1 minute ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

He is referring to black and brown people’s guns since they are criminals.  White people’s guns are safe since they are upstanding citizens. 

This is 100% correct.  "Stop and Frisk" is a dog whistle of whose guns he's OK with confiscating.  And his base is OK with confiscating those guns, too.  This won't move the needle.

#10722
4 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

He is referring to black and brown people’s guns since they are criminals.  White people’s guns are safe since they are upstanding citizens. 

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#10723
On 8/20/2024 at 1:33 PM, SydneyCarton said:

The problem is that they know exactly how words work, and how they work on people, backed up by thousands of years of evidence. 

To expand on this a little bit more for our brethren, note how they use violent and violent adjacent terms when speaking of Democratic Party officials and voters, how they manipulate their audience with fear of loss, exploit xenophobia, and promote any morally bankrupt huckster as long as they can lie with a straight face.   They know their viewers are in a cult.  They could tell them that fish taste like apples and their followers will just go along with it out of fear of being out of step from their cultish identity.   It is really a fascinating thing to observer as long as we don't consider the consequences.   This cultish behavior is how people get manipulated into putting people into ovens.  

God is such a shitty designer.  

 

#10724

Lulz…

Petey Doocy gets totally humiliated trying to bring Fox BS into the DNC.

 

#10725
6 minutes ago, Matuka said:

Lulz…

Petey Doocy gets totally humiliated trying to bring Fox BS into the DNC.

 

Proper response from Sharpton:  You are not a serious person.

#10726
This was Hannity 3 months ago trashing RFK Jr, listing all the horrible things about him. But now he loves him.

 

#10727
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:
This was Hannity 3 months ago trashing RFK Jr, listing all the horrible things about him. But now he loves him.

 

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#10728
8 hours ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

He is referring to black and brown people’s guns since they are criminals.  White people’s guns are safe since they are upstanding citizens. 

 

8 hours ago, Guadaloopy said:

 

This is 100% correct.  "Stop and Frisk" is a dog whistle of whose guns he's OK with confiscating.  And his base is OK with confiscating those guns, too.  This won't move the needle.

Yep. I experience this phenomenon first hand. The clutching of pearls anytime I tell anyone from my suburb I also own assault rifles. 

#10729
On 8/20/2024 at 12:03 PM, Pancho said:
To recap: Maria Bartiromo, a major Fox News personality, claimed that a wife of a friend saw tents outside multiple Texas DMVs registering hundreds of migrants to vote.The local county GOP investigated and determined literally none of it was true. No tents, no lines, nothing. https://t.co/CQMg4ZSLiJ

 

Its not about election integrity or truth or informing the public, its about creating enough chaos that the voting system shuts down.  Its people phoning in fake fires all around town so the trucks are answering those calls instead of responding to real fires.  Then they can point at the fire department and say, "Why didn't you stop the real fires?"  Its manipulating reality to fit the view that A) all government run agencies are inherently inept and fatally flawed and B) elections in the US are a sham.

I'd like to say I think it is so that the spoiled man-child on the R ticket can avoid having to face that he didn't win something, but I think Trump is largely irrelevant.  The goal of the most insidious of the people who "support Trump" is to dismantle the government.  Trump is just a useful tool to make progress towards that.  Their view of our shared world is more aligned with Timothy McVeigh's or Ted Kaczynski's than my own.

That used to depress the fuck out of me, but as it becomes more apparent as to what is going on, I am seeing more people reject it.  For every person it energizes and brings in, three are repulsed and driven away.  That's taken from the people in my orbit in Colorado and Texas, but I think we are seeing evidence that something like this is the general trend nationally.

#10730

Elections are college football now. 

 

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#10731

 

Fox News anchor Matt Vereen has been arrested for possessing and distributing child pornography. He was charged with three counts of sexual exploitation of a minor.

 

 

#10733
Watters: She's going to get paralyzed in the situation room while the generals have their way with herJeanine: I don’t like thatWatters: Not in a sexual way

 

#10735
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:
Watters: She's going to get paralyzed in the situation room while the generals have their way with herJeanine: I don’t like thatWatters: Not in a sexual way

 

I swear he looks and sounds a little like an older Ross Gellar. 

#10736
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:
Watters: She's going to get paralyzed in the situation room while the generals have their way with herJeanine: I don’t like thatWatters: Not in a sexual way

 

She's been in the situation room plenty, with several generals.  If you took a poll of each of them and asked them who's smarter, Harris or Trump, it would be 100% for Harris. 

#10738
4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
Watters: She's going to get paralyzed in the situation room while the generals have their way with herJeanine: I don’t like thatWatters: Not in a sexual way

 

This guys mom hates him.  #neverforget

#10739
Jesse Watters uses Kamala Harris’ birth certificate to claim she didn’t didn’t grow up in Oakland

 

#10740
5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
Jesse Watters uses Kamala Harris’ birth certificate to claim she didn’t didn’t grow up in Oakland

 

 

 

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#10741

I love how Fox News is showing the full stump speech for JD Vance right now.  They do the same for Trump but not the same for Harris or Walz.  Yeah, that sure sounds “Fair and balanced”.  No way are they just a propaganda arm for the Republican Party.

#10743

Feels like Mark Ravenhead in Succession was based on Jesse Watters.  Obviously, could be Tucker or Hannity or a composite, but I always thought it was Jesse.

 

#10744
Fox News' Jesse Watters: “When a man votes for a woman, he actually transitions into a woman." @Acyn

 

#10745
16 hours ago, Red Five said:

Do they still pretend with the "fair and balanced" stuff? Or did that go by the wayside sometime around November of 2016.

They ditched it for something like "You know we're RIGHT!"

#10746
7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
Fox News' Jesse Watters: “When a man votes for a woman, he actually transitions into a woman." @Acyn

 

He is such a cunt.

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#10748
10 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
Fox News' Jesse Watters: “When a man votes for a woman, he actually transitions into a woman." @Acyn

 

Jesse Watters is a clear example of how the MAGA movement elevates people in our society that would normally be incapable of even achieving mediocrity.

 

#10750
Greg Gutfeld yells over his co-host to prove he's right about Black unemployment. Volume has nothing to do with being correct. I used FRED (Federal Reserve Economic Data) to prove that Tarlov was correct and Gutfeld was incorrect - RECEIPTS.

 

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