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  • Bama Chick
    Bama Chick

    I know you’re joking about the military and “wokeness” but let me tell y’all a little story. My son has been in the Marines around 18 months. COVID absolutely destroyed his path at Troy - he’s ADHD

  • The Royal We
    The Royal We

    1. No one from the Trump campaign ever had any contact with Russia. 2. Well, someone may have had contact with Russia, but the campaign/Trump didn't know about it. 3. Actually, there was con

  • I'm saying I'd like to get in my car and ram it into Sean Hannity at high speed.

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I’m in a good mood so won’t post that fuck Gingrich talking about “traditional Americans” and the “gay” flag.

 

Fox News is just a glorified 1980s telemarketing scam aimed directly at the olds. 

Let me simplify it for you. Patriots are good whites. The constitution is good white privilege. Socialism is ebil bleks. Obama is a Kenyan foreign ebil black debil. Blah blah blah.

24 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Let me simplify it for you. Patriots are good whites. The constitution is good white privilege. Socialism is ebil bleks. Obama is a Kenyan foreign ebil black debil. Blah blah blah.

You skipped all the ED commercials targeted at the broke dick conservacucks. 

26 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Let me simplify it for you. Patriots are good whites. The constitution is good white privilege. Socialism is ebil bleks. Obama is a Kenyan foreign ebil black debil. Blah blah blah.

 

Just now, qwertyu1234 said:

2, 4

3, 1

More like 

x, x

x, and yeah i suppose 1

37 minutes ago, qwertyu1234 said:

2, 4

3, 1

You haven't heard 1 talk -- she's nothing but a hate fuck.

I don't know who creates their graphics, but that poor soul is a tortured individual.

9 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

You haven't heard 1 talk -- she's nothing but a hate fuck.

Prime surprise pooper candidate.

 

18 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

As nice as this contribution is from the congressman, I think he needs to be garnering support in the halls of Congress to find ways to impose fines and penalties on a news station like this one that is telling more lies each hour than a Trump press conference and faces no repercussions for doing so. If you are a news organization, and I do not care which one is guilty of intentionally lying, you have a responsibility to tell the truth. If you are unable to do that you need to start paying some seven figure fines per lie. If that doesn’t deter the propaganda then shut them down so we can fully engage those whose mind has been warped by literally two plus decades of this channel. I may not agree with the opinions of a person who takes all of this in everyday, but I do think they deserve help. Getting accurate news as well as being able to live a normal life that doesn’t revolve around a cult leader is a good start down the road to normalcy.

There is something deeper going on with the burger lie and stuff like that.  I'd wager a great great majority of their viewers don't believe it, and Fox knows that. But they air it anyway.  It is some signal of being a part of a group or a call to keep fighting or something.  Or maybe it provides comfort that you can count on Fox to have your back even if you express something palpably laughable tooppose the libs.  Something like that. We need some real psychoanalysis: https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/e0fcbd09-19ff-41b4-a4e4-568f2bc94365

3 minutes ago, OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys said:

I'd wager a great great majority of their viewers don't believe it, and Fox knows that. But they air it anyway.

I said this earlier, or in a different thread, but I think they do it because even the people that don't believe it subconsciously (or consciously) add it to their mental bank of "why I hate the libs".  It's a massive list of lies in their head and they can't tell the difference between truth and fiction now.  It doesn't matter.  It just feeds the machine of hate.

16 minutes ago, OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys said:

There is something deeper going on with the burger lie and stuff like that.  I'd wager a great great majority of their viewers don't believe it, and Fox knows that. But they air it anyway.  It is some signal of being a part of a group or a call to keep fighting or something.  Or maybe it provides comfort that you can count on Fox to have your back even if you express something palpably laughable tooppose the libs.  Something like that. We need some real psychoanalysis: https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/e0fcbd09-19ff-41b4-a4e4-568f2bc94365

Rep for the username and avatar, by the way.

6 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Not Fox, but close enough

And the reason is perfect:

 

2 minutes ago, NWBuck said:

And the reason is perfect:

 

Any idea what story she's referring to?

Any idea what story she's referring to?
Pretty sure it's the one about DHS being forced to buy Kamala Harris's book for migrant children.

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10 minutes ago, fuggled said:

Pretty sure it's the one about DHS being forced to buy Kamala Harris's book for migrant children.

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 Correct 

why won't someone think about the migrant children!?

COMING UP NEXT ON FOX

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20 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

LOL, I love that they're even upset when someone else wears a mask.  Who gives a shit?  Unless that person is committing some crime don't they have the right to wear whatever the fuck they want?  And especially if that garment helps with PRIVACY.  God knows they love them some privacy. 

Fucking idiots - I hope we start seeing stories of idiot far right places having their own covid breakouts / deaths while pretty much all major metros/left leaning cities achieve herd immunity.  Need some more Darwin action. 

1 hour ago, ChiTownDoc said:

LOL, I love that they're even upset when someone else wears a mask.  Who gives a shit? 

The fox news advertising/social media likes feedback loop ecosystem. 

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On 4/23/2021 at 8:02 PM, Beau Vine said:

 

I actually agree with Fox News for once. That guy is a hero. 

17 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

 

16 hours ago, OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys said:

There is something deeper going on with the burger lie and stuff like that.  I'd wager a great great majority of their viewers don't believe it, and Fox knows that. But they air it anyway.  It is some signal of being a part of a group or a call to keep fighting or something.  Or maybe it provides comfort that you can count on Fox to have your back even if you express something palpably laughable tooppose the libs.  Something like that. We need some real psychoanalysis: https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/e0fcbd09-19ff-41b4-a4e4-568f2bc94365

This may sound stupid, but it's poetically even more insidious than you think. 

I manage restaurants.  We sell a lot of beef products.  There is a shortage on beef right now in all channels.  What they are really trying to do is make this shortage into a policy decision by Biden.

There are multiple supply chain issues in restaurants at this time due to covid, but the deeper lie is to say that beef rationing is happening because the green new deal and/or a policy decision by the current administration.

 

They want their viewers to think we're trying to ban beef,  which they love dearly,  to inspire outrage for the left.  

The truth is there's a shortage, just like there's a shortage on cups. The lie is that it's a leftist grab on something their vacuous viewers love

10 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

LOL, I love that they're even upset when someone else wears a mask.  Who gives a shit?

Never been to the Daily Texan board, huh?

10 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Masks 

Meat

Books

They literally can’t criticize Biden on anything of merit - GOP can barely figure out a line of attack on Biden’s domestic legislation, ARP/infrastructure are widely popular, economy by their metrics (stock market) is roaring, COVID infections are down and vaccines are up and he’s just not polarizing. 

They have to crank up the culture wars bc trying to run on COVID and the economy in 2022 is bad for them. 

FFS, they’ve given up the fiscal responsibility lie already too bc no one cares/believes them. 

Edited by Js1

10 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Masks 

Meat

Books

They literally can’t criticize Biden on anything of merit - GOP can barely figure out a line of attack on Biden’s domestic legislation, ARP/infrastructure are widely popular, economy by their metrics (stock market) is roaring, COVID infections are down and vaccines are up and he’s just not polarizing. 

They have to crank up the culture wars bc trying to run on COVID and the economy in 2022 is bad for them. 

FFS, they’ve given up the fiscal responsibility lie already too bc no one cares/believes them. 

The Hunter Biden stuff just didn’t pan out for them.  

19 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

banned from twitter for answering someone's question on how the fairness doctrine was constitutional by posting a link to the deciding supreme court case with the idiom "knock yourself out."  apparently that's encouraging self harm to the bots that make these decisions 🤣

 

Edited by elfenix

20 minutes ago, elfenix said:

banned from twitter for answering someone's question on how the fairness doctrine was constitutional by posting a link to the deciding supreme court case with the idiom "knock yourself out."  apparently that's encouraging self harm to the bots that make these decisions 🤣

 

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1 hour ago, Js1 said:

They have to crank up the culture wars bc trying to run on COVID and the economy in 2022 is bad for them. 

can’t remember if it was here or on twitter but there’s video of someone saying if the economy is good during the  midterms, they’re fully ready to credit trump because of course they are. 

Not specifically FoxNews related, but a display on the degree of the misinformation campaign that is going on today..

https://www.politifact.com/

I used to love perusing politifact for enjoyment, but now it is just so utterly depressing.

If you read that page 10 years ago it was no near littered with the examples of insanity/sheer volume like it is now.... its pathological.

Oh lord. Watch this be some stunt to announce that Newsmax has hired Lou.

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

Oh lord. Watch this be some stunt to announce that Newsmax has hired Lou.
 

That is 100% what this is...

"How did he like his coffee?"

"He liked it dark, like his men."

*crickets*

On 4/25/2021 at 8:42 AM, Mrs Whiggins said:

I don't know who creates their graphics, but that poor soul is a tortured individual.

That poor soul is one of the great artists of our time. One day, when we can properly appreciate its brilliance through the lens of history, Atomic Cow Farts will hang in a gallery as the preeminent example of early-mid 21st aesthetic. It perfectly encapsulates our present cultural state.

Lou "you'd have to be mentally deranged to believe what she was saying" Dobbs

7 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Oh lord. Watch this be some stunt to announce that Newsmax has hired Lou.
 

 

Are these fuckers not also being sued by Dominion along with Fox?  

Dabo spotted talking with Laura Ingraham last night during the draft...

 

Trevor Lawrence looks just like a girl I used to work with who I wanted to bang. I'm not sure how to sort through these feelings. 

I don't understand the physical size/length of Lawrence's head. Is this a 'shop? 

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