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Literally the stupidest people...

 

 

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  • I'm saying I'd like to get in my car and ram it into Sean Hannity at high speed.

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8 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Literally the stupidest people...

 

 

that is some galaxy-brain level of confidently incorrect. Shit, mein kampf was a rebuttal AGAINST marx and was more or less just a racist screed filled with dogwhistles. I'd think it was right up the GQP's alley. Their last president borrowed rhetorical devices heavily from it, after all

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Mein Pillow

Laugh all you want but, pedagogically speaking, the best way to learn about a philosophy is to visit the historic home of a guy who wrote about something else.

SEAN HANNITY (HOST): How would you like to be in Kabul today, as an American, and you can't get to the airport? Where are you thinking your life is headed? If you're one of those family members, I bet you're not sleeping. I don't even think My Pillow can do it. MyPillow.com. That's where I go. I fall asleep faster, I stay asleep longer. These are going to be a lot of sleepless nights for so many of our fellow Americans. We've got to get them home.
 

https://www.mediamatters.org/sean-hannity/sean-hannity-plugs-my-pillow-americans-family-stuck-kabul

40 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

SEAN HANNITY (HOST): How would you like to be in Kabul today, as an American, and you can't get to the airport? Where are you thinking your life is headed? If you're one of those family members, I bet you're not sleeping. I don't even think My Pillow can do it. MyPillow.com. That's where I go. I fall asleep faster, I stay asleep longer. These are going to be a lot of sleepless nights for so many of our fellow Americans. We've got to get them home.
 

https://www.mediamatters.org/sean-hannity/sean-hannity-plugs-my-pillow-americans-family-stuck-kabul

Lol wut?  What a stupid timeline. 

2 hours ago, The Ace of Aces said:

SEAN HANNITY (HOST): How would you like to be in Kabul today, as an American, and you can't get to the airport? Where are you thinking your life is headed? If you're one of those family members, I bet you're not sleeping. I don't even think My Pillow can do it. MyPillow.com. That's where I go. I fall asleep faster, I stay asleep longer. These are going to be a lot of sleepless nights for so many of our fellow Americans. We've got to get them home.
 

https://www.mediamatters.org/sean-hannity/sean-hannity-plugs-my-pillow-americans-family-stuck-kabul

That is amazing. I'm not even mad. Troll/"What the fuck are you going to do about it?" level: Expert.

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Again, they are so predictable.

“Biden sucks for not rescuing our Afghan allies and translators!”

[many are rescued]

“Biden sucks for bringing those dirty afghans over here!”
12 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

How the fuck is MyPillow funding all of conservative media?  I got it when the Koch Brothers and Sheldon Adelson and Raytheon and energy companies were funding this stuff.   Now they apparently have no sponsors except for the coked out pillow salesman.  

Is this even sustainable?   If you’re going to be a whore for cash, you should probably find a play that attracts better benefactors than this.   It would be perversely hilarious, and fitting, if the batshit crazy media takes finally quiet down because they realize the pillow guy and their other F-list financiers are tapped out.  

It's kinda like letting an inferior boxer punch themselves out. Withstand the blows and eventually you can just nudge them over.

But yeah, it's pretty astounding how much he is (purportedly - I don't watch FN) throwing at Fox News in advertising. Wondering if the pillow thing is a front for something else. Add in religious nuttery and methinks this guy is dabbling in more than bedding.

That fucking racist Stephen Miller actively worked to make it harder for our Afghan allies to get visas to come to the U.S. He and his boss Trump had a pretty firm policy of keeping all the non-white people out of our country.

https://money.yahoo.com/former-pence-aide-says-trump-173827667.html

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/immigration/trump-admin-broke-law-visa-delays-afghans-iraqis-who-worked-n1057846

https://www.businessinsider.com/afghan-vet-stephen-miller-should-be-held-accountable-for-war-crimes-2021-8

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3 hours ago, Satchel said:

 

Well they weren’t about to incriminate themselves. Remember, crazy not stupid.  

Good to see Fox News suddenly rediscover their relentless pursuit of the truth.

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Fox News anchor Chris Wallace grilled Secretary of State Antony Blinken on Sunday over President Biden’s claims about the crisis in Afghanistan, repeatedly calling the commander in chief’s statements ”flat wrong.”

“The president said al-Qaida is gone. It’s not gone,” Wallace said at one point. “The president said he’s not heard any criticism from the allies. There’s been a lot of criticism from the allies. Words matter, and the words from the president matter most.”

I think most people would agree that what and how a President communicates should matter. But fuck off Chris/ Fox for abandoning that position for the 4 years of Trump's verbal diarrhea. 

2 hours ago, OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys said:

Isn’t Chris Wallace their token real reporter?  Seems like he should be able to do that. 

He'll tow the company line to a degree, but he pretty much plays it down the middle. He's the least indoctrinated there since they fired Shep.

Yeah, I seem to remember the MAGAs accusing Wallace of being a liberal who was ruining Fox News because unlike others on his network, he asked Trump harder questions than "How much fun are you having as president?"  I'm not going to fault him for being tough on Biden administration officials if they're legitimate and fair questions.  That's their job.

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On 8/17/2021 at 9:35 PM, HenryJames said:

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I have come to expect disingenuous arguments and constant low-level racism from Fox News... but wow.  Just wow.

  • 3 weeks later...

So, Fox News seems to have the hots for Kim Jong-un and his new figure; Trump had reportedly lost some weight too, so I suppose they are trying to make some sort of inference as to how authoritarian leaders AKA Strongmen are the picture of health... (screenshot--twitter still giving me grief--need to delete their cookies)

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Call me when Trump and KJU are photographed riding bikes at the age of 78.  

7 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Call me when Trump and KJU are photographed riding bikes at the age of 78.  

Trump said in that interview on Thursday that he could beat Biden in a boxing match. Some wit ran odds and made Biden a 1200 pt underdog. I'm not so sure I'd bet against Biden except Trump cheats at pretty much everything so there's that.

4 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Trump said in that interview on Thursday that he could beat Biden in a boxing match. Some wit ran odds and made Biden a 1200 pt underdog. I'm not so sure I'd bet against Biden except Trump cheats at pretty much everything so there's that.

lol trump's fat ass couldn't fit between the ropes. TKO, Biden.

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5 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

lol trump's fat ass couldn't fit between the ropes. TKO, Biden.

He’d have a heart attack 

Remember? He's got that Rocky vibe going on....

Trump Breaks the Internet, Media (Again) With Picture of ...

 

Speaking of alternate realities--thread derail--I saw that the painter has a newish piece out; I bet he was really proud he included the mask.

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16 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Remember? He's got that Rocky vibe going on....

Trump Breaks the Internet, Media (Again) With Picture of ...

 

Speaking of alternate realities--thread derail--I saw that the painter has a newish piece out; I bet he was really proud he included the mask.

Patriotic - Americana - Spirit of 2024 - McNaughton Fine Art

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19 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

lol trump's fat ass couldn't fit between the ropes. TKO, Biden.

Orange Butterbean? 

19 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Trump said in that interview on Thursday that he could beat Biden in a boxing match. Some wit ran odds and made Biden a 1200 pt underdog. I'm not so sure I'd bet against Biden except Trump cheats at pretty much everything so there's that.

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We're all witnesses...

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On 9/11/2021 at 1:04 AM, tx 3 putt said:

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For a long time I’ve wavered as to whether that guy is doing a bit and fleecing the rubes or if this shit is real.  I’m leaning 60-40 towards fleecing the rubes with this last one. 

If it were real it'd have Ivanka in the truck with him instead of Melania. 

7 hours ago, Underdog said:

If it were real it'd have Ivanka in the truck with him instead of Melania. 

And you'd only see the back and top of her head in his lap

how dare someone blame trump for anything !!!!!!

They latch onto the oddest fucking things:

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7 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

They latch onto the oddest fucking things:

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That's a fucking plastic doll.

micheal berry was ninki's biggest fan today

worst scandal since bikeHelmetGate!

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“That is why his handlers and his wife, who, by the way, look increasingly like Visiting Angels, have to schedule in these senior breaks for him so he can take naps and go for bike rides because he can’t concentrate on the job the way he should,” she added.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/fox-news-host-criticizes-joe-044907974.html

I'm sure this has been posted but it really cracked me up this week. 

 

  • 2 weeks later...

24/7 antivaxx programming brought to you EXCLUSIVELY by vaxxed people who know better. Not a solid business model to incite your customers into self-exterminating beliefs and behaviors. Short-sighted at least. 

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