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  • Bama Chick
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Fuck you Tucker

1 hour ago, Mo Horn said:
Fuck you Tucker

Wonder how many women will pick up on the fact that he was mocking breastfeeding/paternity leave in general.

I mean, sure, he's talking about the gays, but look what's using to bash them.

10 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

Fuck you Tucker

Fox News offers 2 months of paternity leave. 

 

41 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Fox News offers 2 months of paternity leave. 

Not surprised.  They mock vaccine orders, but have one.  Tucker mocks paternity leave, they have one.   Bet he didn’t take advantage of it   

I’m actually genuinely surprised they have leave for fathers.  

Like, how much of an idiotic toxic asshole do you have to be to not only turn down but then mock two months time off work to spend with your new infant?

I’d jump at two months off for almost any reason.

I'm rather bemused by it in a wtf.gif sort of way. I mean the state of Texas passed legislation forbidding pregnancy termination past the sixth week and is considering legislation (has it passed yet?) to outlaw various abortifacient pharmaceuticals and even birth control and here are two men lovingly caring for not one but two children after they are born--bonding with them and spending time being parents--a very pro life thing to be doing.

Why would you mock someone modeling the way we should be with all children once they are born? Oh, that's right. Tucker doesn't see gay men as human beings.

Tucker needs to spend some time watching Planet Earth. In the natural world, some male species provide infant care from the moment of birth. Celebrate love, not hate.

16 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Like, how much of an idiotic toxic asshole do you have to be to not only turn down but then mock two months time off work to spend with your new infant?

I’d jump at two months off for almost any reason.

If you’re not working yourself to death for barely a living wage then you’re not a true American! 

2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

If you’re not working yourself to death for barely a living wage then you’re not a true American! 

Seriously this.  

Can we not agree there are certain jobs where you just don't get two months paternity leave?  It just comes with the territory?

I'm not going to pretend to know what the Transportation Secretary does on a daily basis, but I would assume that anyone in the President's Cabinet accepts the fact that their job is 365 days a year until you are no longer in that completely voluntary position.

55 minutes ago, Don Johnson said:

Can we not agree there are certain jobs where you just don't get two months paternity leave?  It just comes with the territory?

I'm not going to pretend to know what the Transportation Secretary does on a daily basis, but I would assume that anyone in the President's Cabinet accepts the fact that their job is 365 days a year until you are no longer in that completely voluntary position.

I assume you're pro-life too, no?

2 hours ago, Don Johnson said:

Can we not agree there are certain jobs where you just don't get two months paternity leave?  It just comes with the territory?

I'm not going to pretend to know what the Transportation Secretary does on a daily basis, but I would assume that anyone in the President's Cabinet accepts the fact that their job is 365 days a year until you are no longer in that completely voluntary position.

I am perhaps assuming erroneously that Secretary Buttigieg does what many working fathers do and that is bring his work home even on paternity leave. My husband works from 7:00 to 7:00 but he is on his laptop working and answering emails throughout the weekend so as to make his work load manageable. He can answer a question and get something out of his hair or put out the 'what do we do' fire with a few sentences. It was no different when our children were born; men know how to multitask as well as anyone. I suppose the DoT likely gives Buttigieg the password to any zoom meetings and such as well. I was taking a class when our first was born, and I used to read aloud from my textbook as I was nursing. A newborn can't tell so much what the story is about as an older child can.

On 10/15/2021 at 9:00 AM, Bama Chick said:

Like, how much of an idiotic toxic asshole do you have to be to not only turn down but then mock two months time off work to spend with your new infant?

I’d jump at two months off for almost any reason.

"Real men" ignore their children and pretend they do not exist.  Didn't Trump brag about never changing a diaper?  

7 minutes ago, Nivek said:

"Real men" ignore their children and pretend they do not exist.  Didn't Trump brag about never changing a diaper?  

Not even his own?

He said he wouldn’t even push a stroller. 

dotard KNOWS he's a pussy.  He knows it in his core.  That's why he won't be thought of as doing anything but the most masculine of activities.  He knows he's weak and pathetic. 

These kind of men aren’t just toxic - they’re stone cold stupid.

EVERYONE knows nothing gets a woman more turned on than a man who is good with babies/animals/toddlers.

There’s are reason why pictures like this -
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make women say “Ugh - I think my ovaries just exploded!”.

No wonder they’re all incels. They don’t have a single clue about women.

This is pretty funny. Research must show that this resonates with Fox News viewers. 

 

On 10/15/2021 at 12:31 PM, Don Johnson said:

Can we not agree there are certain jobs where you just don't get two months paternity leave?  It just comes with the territory?

I'm not going to pretend to know what the Transportation Secretary does on a daily basis, but I would assume that anyone in the President's Cabinet accepts the fact that their job is 365 days a year until you are no longer in that completely voluntary position.

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15 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Of course he’s vaccinated. He works at Fox News. They have a vaccine mandate. You can’t work there if you’re not vaccinated. 

8 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

This is pretty funny. Research must show that this resonates with Fox News viewers. 

 

That’s a jim Carrey face. 

8 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

This is pretty funny. Research must show that this resonates with Fox News viewers. 

 

Lotta old white men in Lazy Boys fighting these "wars."

13 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Lotta old white men in Lazy Boys fighting these "wars."

Like Ted Cruz, Tucker was in his late 20s/early 30s when 9/11 happened, yet somehow, as patriotic as these guys are, they couldn't find their way to a recruiter's office.  And both would have been officers, and in Ted's case, he could have went into JAG or whatever, so he wouldn't even come close to sniffing combat.

But they love to tell us how everything is a war and how patriotic they are.

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

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Travis Tritt: Country Music Sensation just seems a bit over the top. 

Travis Tritt: Country Music Sensation just seems a bit over the top. 

He’s no Conway Twitty, I’ll tell you that.
21 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Travis Tritt: Country Music Sensation just seems a bit over the top. 

Agreed. He's had so much work done, his face can't feel any sensations whatsoever.

If you think Travis Tritt is the hero you need then maybe you should reevaluate the pile of shit you've chosen to die on.

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I sweatergawd, if Fox tarnishes the legacy of Marty Stuart, I’ll cut a bitch.

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I sweatergawd, if Fox tarnishes the legacy of Marty Stuart, I’ll cut a bitch.

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Clarence White’s guitar. That is the endgame.

I still can't wrap my mind around the dichotomy that is the fact that in lawsuits FN repeatedly gets labeled as well, basically fake news, yet they still have a WH press pass. At what point can the WH ban them?

3 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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Well it makes sense. Mississippi is the dumbest and most racist state in the country so of course that’s what these people want all of America to be. 

On 10/19/2021 at 11:21 PM, Biff Tannen said:

Travis Tritt: Country Music Sensation just seems a bit over the top. 

Was Chris Cagle not available?

On 10/19/2021 at 11:53 PM, Brisketexan said:

I sweatergawd, if Fox tarnishes the legacy of Marty Stuart, I’ll cut a bitch.

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Are you not Tempted? 

If you gave an AI software program ten years with the instructions, "Write me the Whitest sentence ever composed"...you still couldn't top that. 

If you gave an AI software program ten years with the instructions, "Write me the Whitest sentence ever composed"...you still couldn't top that. 

So…I don’t get it. Is the story there “Hunter Biden really knows how to party?” Because that’s how I read it.
1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

So…I don’t get it. Is the story there “Hunter Biden really knows how to party?” Because that’s how I read it.

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Why is that even “news”?

Because Fox News's audience is full of cucks who live vicariously through this stuff?

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1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

Melts in your mouth, not on your junk.

FIF Hunter?

we also literally just had a president (not son of president) that paid for hookers while married, and they worshipped him.

He was a sitting president when it broke that he paid hush money to a porn star he was banging. I should say, yet another porn star he was banging, while married. Fox didn’t care.
3 minutes ago, Red Five said:


He was a sitting president when it broke that he paid hush money to a porn star he was banging. I should say, yet another porn star he was banging, while married. Fox didn’t care.

Shoulda put some M&Ms on his dick, then it would have been a top story.  Right?

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


So…I don’t get it. Is the story there “Hunter Biden really knows how to party?” Because that’s how I read it.

Hunter Biden fucks. News at 9.

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