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  • Bama Chick
    Bama Chick

    I know you’re joking about the military and “wokeness” but let me tell y’all a little story. My son has been in the Marines around 18 months. COVID absolutely destroyed his path at Troy - he’s ADHD

  • The Royal We
    The Royal We

    1. No one from the Trump campaign ever had any contact with Russia. 2. Well, someone may have had contact with Russia, but the campaign/Trump didn't know about it. 3. Actually, there was con

  • I'm saying I'd like to get in my car and ram it into Sean Hannity at high speed.

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5 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

And you know who replaced Corolla on the Man Show?  Joe Rogan.

does this mean doug stanhope is about to get the tonight show?

2 hours ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Looks like Chachi just found out Nicole Eggert no longer loves him. Sucks to suck.

Fixed.

did they catch him on the way to get some milk ?

 

come on, chachi dress up a little 

10 hours ago, HenryJames said:

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Damn, stocking shelves at Michaels has taken its toll on Chachi. 

He actually looks pretty good for 61.  Not Ralph Macchio good, but not awful.  

Having said that, as stated above...yeah, hoodie, unshaven, and medallion on national news interview?  C'mon dude, I know you're trying to project you don't give a fuck but you're not an A-lister who can be edgy by rocking your own look.  You're a former C-lister, at best.  That the Jesse Waters show is your first paying TV gig in decades should have been your first clue.

He actually looks pretty good for 61.  Not Ralph Macchio good, but not awful.  
Having said that, as stated above...yeah, hoodie, unshaven, and medallion on national news interview?  C'mon dude, I know you're trying to project you don't give a fuck but you're not an A-lister who can be edgy by rocking your own look.  You're a former C-lister, at best.  That the Jesse Waters show is your first paying TV gig in decades should have been your first clue.

He looks like any number of 60 yr old divorced goombahs whose sole romantic activity is his regular Tuesday afternoon visits to the strip club where he is hopelessly devoted to Chantall, who he is convinced actually likes him, but he doesn’t share that fact with anyone not because he’s ashamed that he’s in love with a stripper, but because he’s ashamed that he’s in love with a black stripper.
14 hours ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Looks like Chachi just found out Joanie no longer loves him. Sucks to suck.

I wonder what his cousin Jimmy is up to these days. He was great in Soap. Definitely the more talented of the two. 

39 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I wonder what his cousin Jimmy is up to these days. He was great in Soap. Definitely the more talented of the two. 

 

he had a hell of a curve ball 

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

sole romantic activity is his regular Tuesday afternoon visits to the strip club that he’s in love with a black stripper.

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2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

He looks like any number of 60 yr old divorced goombahs whose sole romantic activity is his regular Tuesday afternoon visits to the strip club where he is hopelessly devoted to Chantall, who he is convinced actually likes him, but he doesn’t share that fact with anyone not because he’s ashamed that he’s in love with a stripper, but because he’s ashamed that he’s in love with a black stripper.

he uses racial language when they're together but he calls it "role play".

On 1/24/2022 at 2:33 PM, hayden_horn said:

 

 

 

 

 

i mean, it's like yall forgot about the fucking global caliphate thread on the old board.

no go zones in london and paris! the muslims have sharia law and the cops won't police there! 

it was all bullshit then. it's all still bullshit, but it has cemented in the minds of the stupid.

http://www.shaggytexas.com/board/showthread.php/147566-Islamic-Caliphate

have a fun read. i wonder who clear lake horn is over here.

Ahh, Clear Lake Horn. Single-handedly gave me negative impressions of Clear Lake without ever once visiting. 

ThIs Is WhY pEoPlE lIsTeN tO jOe RoGaN.

51 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

ThIs Is WhY pEoPlE lIsTeN tO jOe RoGaN.

I swear he/they mistook Irving Tx for Irvine CA too 😂😂😂

You have to admire the fact that Fox News openly thinks its viewers are complete and utter dumbasses.  Like, they don't even try to hide the fact that they know their viewers are dumbasses.

9 hours ago, HenryJames said:

ThIs Is WhY pEoPlE lIsTeN tO jOe RoGaN.

Fucking roided up, knuckle dragging, mouth breathing needs his ass beat with either Gump’s or Ingraham’s cock. 

On 2/5/2022 at 6:29 PM, yoladu said:

Ahh, Clear Lake Horn. Single-handedly gave me negative impressions of Clear Lake without ever once visiting. 

Real life Clear Lake is exactly what you would expect

12 hours ago, HenryJames said:

ThIs Is WhY pEoPlE lIsTeN tO jOe RoGaN.

Who would possibly believe that?  Even if you read that chart wrong and thought it was a listing of unhealthiest, how did know one have some red alarm go off in their head?  Putting together a show is a multi person event.  
 

San Diego and Austin are the most unhealthy places in America?   Sounds good. Ship it. 

1 hour ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

Who would possibly believe that?  Even if you read that chart wrong and thought it was a listing of unhealthiest, how did know one have some red alarm go off in their head?  Putting together a show is a multi person event.  

San Diego and Austin are the most unhealthy places in America?   Sounds good. Ship it. 

You're typical Trump fans would look at that list of cities and think "liberals and health food freaks/vegans/etc."

it’s unhealthy to live anywhere in ca. people get murdered most times they leave the house. which is not healthy. 

fox news really hates the state and city where i live, and after i game that out, i am cool with it. 

18 hours ago, HenryJames said:

ThIs Is WhY pEoPlE lIsTeN tO jOe RoGaN.

Everything here is perfect. A middle aged white man with a goatee (he only took off his Oakleys for TV) angrily saying something that's completely wrong. They have perfected their viewer profile. 

On 2/4/2022 at 7:53 PM, HenryJames said:

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that looks like one of those Faces of Meth comparison that Oregon used to put out.

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50 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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Tulsi Gabbard is such a fucking shitstain.  I like how they have the D next to her name, as if she's still a congress critter.

37 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

that looks like one of those Faces of Meth comparison that Oregon used to put out.

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On 2/4/2022 at 2:25 PM, Biff Tannen said:

It's pretty nuts what he has become.  I thought he performed a pretty admirable public service back in the Loveline days.  It's sad to me when smart doctors become pieces of shit.

Celebrity got to him, he veered out of his lane and became an expert on everything.  

1 hour ago, Queen Bitch said:

 

I'm sure @Bravo will be along any minute to admit that he got played and will do better to not make it so damn easy next time.

I’m glad they are protesting in the middle of nowhere. Stay there 

33 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

 

25 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

I’m glad they are protesting in the middle of nowhere. Stay there 

This is what Google streetview shows me for Glenrio:

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IIRC, Lupton is literally inside a Navajo reservation, which seems to be a really great place to be protesting vaccine mandates, or whatever the fuck the current grievance is, given what Covid has done to reservations in the southwest.

11 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

I'm not familiar with the month of "Februrary"

It’s Black Histrory Month. 

I think somewhere between Adelanto and Glenrio is the town of "Macho Grande."  Site of many famous battles.  Those wounds run...pretty deep.  

 

Also, wouldn't it have just been easier for a graphic to just label the "people's convoy route" for what it really is, U.S. Highway 66.

Wait, the government owns highways?  SOCIALISM! Let's ride! 

25 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I think somewhere between Adelanto and Glenrio is the town of "Macho Grande."  Site of many famous battles.  Those wounds run...pretty deep.  

 

Also, wouldn't it have just been easier for a graphic to just label the "people's convoy route" for what it really is, U.S. Highway 66.

Wait, the government owns highways?  SOCIALISM! Let's ride! 

Dude. Sounds like you’re still not over macho grande 

Driving to get breakfast tacos I accidentally ingested 30 seconds of Fox on SiriusXM. 

During that brief mistake I learned Hunter Biden and Hillary are in big trouble and Russia/Ukraine is no big deal… in fact a distraction from China 

Fox can really pack a lot of “research” into a tight window 

Tacos were great 

Over Macho Grande?  Nah, I don't think I'll ever get over Macho Grande.  

 

47 minutes ago, NAVY said:

Dude. Sounds like you’re still not over macho grande 

I can still remember asking my dad, after he let me watch Airplane! & Part II as a young kid (probably 35 years ago, making me 9 or so at the time---probably too young to watch those movies but his rule of thumb was if it was funny then age didn't matter).  He served in the Navy (1961-1965), all over the globe from Vietnam/South Pacific to 6th fleet/North Africa.  Plus he was one of the best experts I've ever met on 20th Century military history and I've met a bunch.  So I asked him about "The Battle over Macho Grande" thinking it was this actual battle that I just hadn't heard him talk about yet.  And he actually said, "It's made up, it's a movie, it never happened."  And i think he could see that I was kinda dejected, here I was thinking it would be this new topic we could talk about.  So I said something like, "It wasn't real?  Why did they talk about it in the movie like it was real?"  And he said, of course..."Surely, you can't be serious?"  

I still maintain that we should all get a little of our history lessons from the Zucker Brothers.  

To bring this back to Fox News.  Dad died 17 years ago this week.  And he really, really liked Laurie "DSL" Dhue.  I think it was a Texas Monthly "Bum Steer" awards issue I got maybe 20 years ago (maybe less).  And it had a Fox News logo but instead of whatever their motto was back then it said "Fox News:  Fair.  Balanced.  Tits."  I cut it out and sent it to him and we shared a good laugh.  He liked that Fox at least would put on stories that nobody else was covering.  Same reason he read Reason magazine.  He didn't like the conclusions that Fox reached on stories (he was a big proponent of this funny thing called critical thinking which everybody thinks they do well, but no).  But he would watch it along with the Sunday morning shows because they brought to light stuff you didn't hear about from other outlets.  But by the time he died, Fox had already blazed ahead with their strategy to appeal to the lowest common denominators. 

 

Driving to get breakfast tacos I accidentally ingested 30 seconds of Fox on SiriusXM. 
During that brief mistake I learned Hunter Biden and Hillary are in big trouble and Russia/Ukraine is no big deal… in fact a distraction from China 
Fox can really pack a lot of “research” into a tight window 
Tacos were great 

How is Russian / Ukraine no big deal? Like, are they Pro-Russia’s right to invade or we’re not involved.
1 hour ago, Eskimohorn said:


How is Russian / Ukraine no big deal? Like, are they Pro-Russia’s right to invade or we’re not involved.

I dunno. Changed station before the well thought out, grounded in fact,  logical explanation 

/s

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3 hours ago, NAVY said:

Driving to get breakfast tacos I accidentally ingested 30 seconds of Fox on SiriusXM. 

During that brief mistake I learned Hunter Biden and Hillary are in big trouble and Russia/Ukraine is no big deal… in fact a distraction from China 

Fox can really pack a lot of “research” into a tight window 

Tacos were great 

i like tacos

3 hours ago, NAVY said:

Driving to get breakfast tacos I accidentally ingested 30 seconds of Fox on SiriusXM. 

Occasionally spy runs on hostile transmissions can be fun, like LARPing as an Australian coast watcher during WW2.

My local Right Wing Talk station is actually really good with Republicans digging up toxic dirt on each other and speaking some vicious truth about rivals, some good nitty-gritty local feuds that you won't find info on anywhere else. (I guess local Democrats could dig it up, if they'd quit being all noble and NPR-y for a sec.) But when they go to national politics they are just one degree short of generic Qtard. Then you get all the guys who are 30 but sound like they are 80 calling in and rambling. Kinda like Finebaum minus football talk.

And that's all I've got to say about tha-at.

2 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:


How is Russian / Ukraine no big deal?.

Maybe Ukraine is game to him.


How is Russian / Ukraine no big deal? Like, are they Pro-Russia’s right to invade or we’re not involved.

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