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    I know you’re joking about the military and “wokeness” but let me tell y’all a little story. My son has been in the Marines around 18 months. COVID absolutely destroyed his path at Troy - he’s ADHD

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  • I'm saying I'd like to get in my car and ram it into Sean Hannity at high speed.

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Not sure that there is much hope that this will have any impact on these fuckers, but it's worth a shot:

33 minutes ago, Gap03 said:

Not sure that there is much hope that this will have any impact on these fuckers, but it's worth a shot:

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when "Geraldo" is trending on twitter

 

 

 

37 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

when "Geraldo" is trending on twitter

Her twitter banner....lot to unpack there.

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56 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

when "Geraldo" is trending on twitter

 

 

 

You should quit Twitter. 

What’s tucker leading off with tonight? Tony Fauci of course!

54 minutes ago, bluto said:

What’s tucker leading off with tonight? Tony Fauci of course!

I switched to Fox and it was Tucker interviewing a guy about Biden’s war on menthol cigarettes.  WTF

On 6/16/2022 at 9:01 PM, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

I switched to Fox and it was Tucker interviewing a guy about Biden’s war on menthol cigarettes.  WTF

Will the target audience see it?

This was a pretty good bit. (Full disclosure, the first cigarettes I tried as a teenager were menthols. They were kid friendly.)

 

"I'll give you my porn when you pry (or take) it from my warm, sticky hands"

 

I’m ok with women not being able to vote and the reinstitution of slavery, but this is where I draw the line.

Well that’ll save me a few minutes a day(search and downloading included).  

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

If I'm a D congressman I hold a press conference and say I'd be happy to vote to ban online porn as long as it's part of a bill that bans private gun ownership. 

Would love to see the GOP go to war against online porn.  That’s a great way to get people to vote against you.

12 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

I had sorta forgotten one of the Proud Boys bro-science beliefs is a  swearing off of masturbation

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1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Would love to see the GOP go to war against online porn.  That’s a great way to get people to vote against you.

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 Their base would welcome banning porn. It wouldn’t affect the rich people who could circumvent rules/consequences with money, it would further lead to more incarcerations of the poor, and it would give them more control of the population. The Handmaidens tale is the goal here. Control of women and control the poor. 


 

They gonna cut off Cancun Ted from his Cory Chase vids?  
 

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15 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Will the target audience see it?

This was a pretty good bit. (Full disclosure, the first cigarettes I tried as a teenager were menthols. They were kid friendly.)

 

Is this supposed to be funny or something?  

 

Also, Tosh.0 had an "Is It Racist?" segment many years ago. Good to see the lamest, weakest, least charismatic late night show host could take a page out of Tosh's book, and still manage to make it unfunny. I can't believe that guy is still employed. 

12 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Their base would welcome banning porn. It wouldn’t affect the rich people who could circumvent rules/consequences with money, it would further lead to more incarcerations of the poor, and it would give them more control of the population. The Handmaidens tale is the goal here. Control of women and control the poor. 

I did a lot of computer tech support back in the 90s thought Computer City and CompUSA, then moved into corporate IT for a long time n the early 2000s, and still do occasional tech support for older relatives/neighbors.  

Old people love porn.  They don’t even hide it, or maybe they don’t know how to, but I’ve had too many experiences of “hehe, just ignore that folder if you know what I mean” with no trace of embarrassment but more of “you know what I’m talkin about, got the good stuff in there!”

And internet porn spares them trying the time and embarrassment of trying to track down the physical stuff.

And a shitload of these people are the people who are paying for online porn.  Probably keeping the industry afloat.  I’ve had to help quite a few who got scammed or had their CC numbers stolen because they trusted sketchy websites, and steering them onto free sites - they don’t care about paying for it.

And they like a variety of stuff.  

There  was a movie that came out last week on Hulu with a 63 year-old Emma Thompson doing full frontal nudity and getting railed by a young dude, and none of these folks I’ve helped would care. 

3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 Old people love porn.  

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5 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

And internet porn spares them trying the time and embarrassment of trying to track down the physical stuff.

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5 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

There  was a movie that came out last week on Hulu with a 63 year-old Emma Thompson doing full frontal nudity and getting railed by a young dude, and none of these folks I’ve helped would care. 

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7 hours ago, Dutchrudder said:

Is this supposed to be funny or something?  

Also, Tosh.0 had an "Is It Racist?" segment many years ago. Good to see the lamest, weakest, least charismatic late night show host could take a page out of Tosh's book, and still manage to make it unfunny. I can't believe that guy is still employed. 

Not only did I learn the word “bitchassedness” from this community, I’ve also been shown what it means.

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

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Good Luck to You, Leo Grande

Streaming on Hulu.

Emma gets fully nude in the last half of the movie.

On 6/19/2022 at 1:15 AM, Dutchrudder said:

Is this supposed to be funny or something?  

 

Also, Tosh.0 had an "Is It Racist?" segment many years ago. Good to see the lamest, weakest, least charismatic late night show host could take a page out of Tosh's book, and still manage to make it unfunny. I can't believe that guy is still employed. 

Him, Fallon and Corden all fucking suck. No wonder we are where we are. Those 3 idiots are somehow prime time tv hosts

6 minutes ago, Fletch said:

Him, Fallon and Corden all fucking suck. No wonder we are where we are. Those 3 idiots are somehow prime time tv hosts

12:30 AM isn’t prime time, genius. A Closer Look is a great bit. Seth hosted Weekend Update on SNL for a long time back when it was still funny. His news opening is basically a reprise of that. If you lump him in with Fallon and Corden (who also comes on at 12:30 AM) then you either haven’t watched, have no sense of humor, or are hung up about something other than the jokes. (Also, if you think SNL is still funny now then we’re done here.)

He’s funny I just don’t like him as a late night talk show host. And you accusing someone or having no sense of humor is rich 

6 hours ago, Fletch said:

He’s funny I just don’t like him as a late night talk show host. And you accusing someone or having no sense of humor is rich 

There’s a difference between him being a comedian and being a talk show host. He generally doesn’t get the best guests. But when other comedians are on, those interviews go well. If you don’t find humor in his A Closer Look bit then, yeah, I’ll put my sense of humor up against yours any day. But then you also lumped him in with Fallon and Corden so you’re already standing in quicksand so let’s not even bother. 

On 6/18/2022 at 8:18 AM, HenryJames said:

 


 

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10 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Fox News parent must face defamation lawsuit over election coverage

Fox News entering the "finding out" phase.

 Can we get ActBlue to raise $50 million or so to fund Dominion's legal expenses on the condition that they don't settle for anything less than $1B?  It seems like this is the only way to get rid of the right-wing media scourge that we're dealing with.  We could even let Dominion keep whatever's left over, as long as they've made a good faith effort to burn Fox News to the ground. 

On 6/19/2022 at 1:27 AM, atomheartbevo said:

 

There  was a movie that came out last week on Hulu with a 63 year-old Emma Thompson doing full frontal nudity and getting railed by a young dude, and none of these folks I’ve helped would care. 

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On 6/18/2022 at 9:18 AM, HenryJames said:

 

Americans have thrown up theirs hands.... many times.

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On 6/20/2022 at 11:20 PM, Fletch said:

Him, Fallon and Corden all fucking suck. No wonder we are where we are. Those 3 idiots are somehow prime time tv hosts

My wife loves Fallon so that's always on as she's going to bed and I might catch some if there's a good guest or band on. He's completely harmless. This leads into Seth Meyers and he's nowhere near "can't-miss" but he's not bad for that time slot. There hasn't been an outstanding really, really late night show since Conan took over for Letterman.

I've never really liked Corden that much but I've seen a few of his 15+ minute bits that air online (I guess as I don't watch the show) that were great. He did a "Top Gun" deal with Tom Cruise that was fantastic and I also liked the one where he knocked on random Brooklyn doors with $300 and three hours to film Harry Styles' latest video. That was pretty good too.

 

On 6/20/2022 at 11:34 PM, WhatTheBuck said:

12:30 AM isn’t prime time, genius. A Closer Look is a great bit. Seth hosted Weekend Update on SNL for a long time back when it was still funny. His news opening is basically a reprise of that. If you lump him in with Fallon and Corden (who also comes on at 12:30 AM) then you either haven’t watched, have no sense of humor, or are hung up about something other than the jokes. (Also, if you think SNL is still funny now then we’re done here.)

"A Closer Look" is great. Most of his impressions are terrible but I don't think he takes himself too seriously.

2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

For clarity: that had already happened. This decision was that it's daddy Fox Corp is potentially liable for Fox News' fuckery. 

Gonna have to cut back on the hay and sugar cubes for Laura it looks like.  

just because...

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12 hours ago, Matuka said:

just because...

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unpopular take but I never thought she was hot. something weird about her face

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