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Tucker is now just openly calling for school shootings. This is fine.

1 hour ago, wildcat09 said:

Tucker is now just openly calling for school shootings. This is fine.

It's going to get so much worse between now and 2024.  

9 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

It's going to get so much worse between now and 2024.  

Yep.

Buckle up buttercup.

Cis heteronormative white males ain’t going to give up their near 250 year reign without a fight.

10 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Yep.

Buckle up buttercup.

Cis heteronormative white males ain’t going to give up their near 250 year reign without a fight.

The number of fellow Hispanics and white women going along with this is what concerns me.  Powerful white males wanting to use this guy for their own agenda?  I don't like it, but I get it.  And then the stupids, the ones who believe all that's holding them back from hitting an economic hot-street filled with hot ass, fast cars, and more guns is Trump coming back into power?  I get that. 

But it's the Hispanics, white women, and seemingly educated middle-class white guys going along with this shit.  For them, yeah maybe a bit socially conservative raising a family in a tract-housing development and you saved $2,600 in taxes under Trump...but is all that really worth this shitting on America?  

The real kick in the nuts has been the wave of people who followed him into politics because of how plainly he laid out the playbook for conning the stupid.  The party scrambled for decades after Reagan to rework the platform, appear more "big tent", get up to speed on using media and the internet, and getting to younger voters, and billions spent on consultants and ad campaigns, and stacking federal courts and statehouses, and all this shit and they were still losing ground.  Then one idiot uses the playbook to target the disaffected stupids, repeats the same five things over and over again, and sets up a merch tent...and voila---there'll be a dozen Q members and a few hundred MAGA loyalists in Congress and it will have been easy for them.  That was my prize mistake, I underestimated the power of 'Stupid at Scale'  

15 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Carlson needs to be taken out.

You ever get the impression European students in the future are going to be asking "Why didn't someone just kill _______? They could have prevented countless atrocities that everyone should have seen coming."  That probably works for Trump, Tucker and a number of others that are causing things to continue to spiral out of control with increasing velocity. 

It's true - history may not repeat itself but it does rhyme ... 

50 minutes ago, Gap03 said:

You ever get the impression European students in the future are going to be asking "Why didn't someone just kill _______? They could have prevented countless atrocities that everyone should have seen coming."  That probably works for Trump, Tucker and a number of others that are causing things to continue to spiral out of control with increasing velocity. 

It's true - history may not repeat itself but it does rhyme ... 

apropos to nothing but I read all your posts in Carl Spackler's voice

11 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

apropos to nothing but I read all your posts in Carl Spackler's voice

That's the way it sounds in my head, too ...

 

Remember when the Bush administration would coincidentally raise their terror alert level prior to every election?

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Literally the one thing FN has ever done that was actual journalism instead of propaganda was the Arizona call before the other networks, so of course their "talent" was upset about it...

42 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

The clip here is really awesome, even by Fox News standards.
 

 

SATANISTS are putting RAZOR BLADEZ in the APPLES!!!!

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2 hours ago, bolverk said:

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This is why they should not be allowed to be a "news" network.  They should be forced to have a disclaimer that everything they report is for entertainment purposes only and doesn't reflect reality.  This is completely fucked.

7 hours ago, bolverk said:

SATANISTS are putting RAZOR BLADEZ in the APPLES!!!!

I only accept apple razors from Missouri Synod Lutherans.

seriously, how can truth even compete when such blatant lies are being propagated at such a high rate? oh yeah. it can't

Well stated, imo

 

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

There’s always an uncle.

I wonder what the other two musketeers think about all that.

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

There’s always an uncle.

 

10000% he's a pedophile

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

10000% he's a pedophile

which of the 100 visual flags gave it away?

On 9/21/2022 at 7:49 PM, pacman said:

Well stated, imo

 

good. old white people watch this show. 

To Barney Rubble's credit, he didn't get up and leave in a huff like his Orange boy would have and did with Grandma Stahl. 

2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Hells Angels funeral - loafers, no socks.

good choice.

47 minutes ago, yoladu said:

Hells Angels funeral - loafers, no socks.

good choice.

BUT LOOK AT THE BELT!!!

Hells Angels are posing with a pencil necked dweeb and he is by far the bigger threat to public safety. 

3 hours ago, yoladu said:

Hells Angels funeral - loafers, no socks.

good choice.

 

pee wee herman rebel GIF

3 hours ago, yoladu said:

Hells Angels funeral - loafers, no socks.

good choice.

 

pee wee herman rebel GIF

6 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Tucker is a full on cartoon now.  What is he even trying to do?

why would tucker carlson attend sonny barger's funeral?

based on a quick review, barger has been arrested for kidnap, assault with a deadly weapon, attempted murder, drug trafficking of enough heroin and meth to kill all of northern california, domestic abuse, was on trial for murder, racketeering...and was convicted of conspiracy to commit murder, drug trafficking, illegal weapons possession, and various parole violations.

dude has been married four times.  his first wife died of an embolism while getting an (illegal at the time) abortion, he beat the shit out of his third wife and lacerated her spleen and broke a bunch of her ribs...sending him to jail again.  

sorry for partying aside, what is the overlap drawing a limp dick douchebag like tucker carlson to speak at his funeral?

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11 minutes ago, sidis said:

why would tucker carlson attend sonny barger's funeral?

based on a quick review, barger has been arrested for kidnap, assault with a deadly weapon, attempted murder, drug trafficking of enough heroin and meth to kill all of northern california, domestic abuse, was on trial for murder, racketeering...and was convicted of conspiracy to commit murder, drug trafficking, illegal weapons possession, and various parole violations.

dude has been married four times.  his first wife died of an embolism while getting an (illegal at the time) abortion, he beat the shit out of his third wife and lacerated her spleen and broke a bunch of her ribs...sending him to jail again.  

sorry for partying aside, what is the overlap drawing a limp dick douchebag like tucker carlson to speak at his funeral?

They both hate black people.  

1 hour ago, sidis said:

based on a quick review, barger has been arrested for kidnap, assault with a deadly weapon, attempted murder, drug trafficking of enough heroin and meth to kill all of northern california, domestic abuse, was on trial for murder, racketeering...and was convicted of conspiracy to commit murder, drug trafficking, illegal weapons possession, and various parole violations.

dude has been married four times.  his first wife died of an embolism while getting an (illegal at the time) abortion, he beat the shit out of his third wife and lacerated her spleen and broke a bunch of her ribs...sending him to jail again.  

 

you forgot American author

 

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Media grifters will do anything to satisfy their audience and keep that sweet, sweet cash flowing, and Tucker’s audience is full of the type of people who would like the Hell’s Angels guy.  The whole show is basically fantasizing about ignoring established laws and norms to beat the shit out of leftists at this point, so Hell’s Angels fits in perfectly.

Gotta recruit more brownshirts. Then, when you secure power and politicize the army and police, you arrest or assassinate their leaders.
1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Talk about Italians and Columbus but show a Spanish flag on a ship, not like their viewers could tell the difference.

so we are now back to blaming Biden for fentanyl and dems for canceling something. If we had caravans it would when been a hat-trick 

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