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On 9/26/2022 at 4:53 PM, Longhornfan1024 said:

They both hate black people.  

Solid take. Tucker thinks Altamont was better than Woodstock.

Hunter S. Thompson he ain’t. 
 

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11 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

"Or we're gonna do [trick or treating] in our basement" /foxnewswoman  

Yeah, Imma go ahead and take my chances topside with my little cul-de-sac rather than head into a MAGA person's cellar on the scariest day of the year.  i know their scare tactics work, but do they workshop any of this shit in terms of language before airtime?  

15 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

"Or we're gonna do [trick or treating] in our basement" /foxnewswoman  

Yeah, Imma go ahead and take my chances topside with my little cul-de-sac rather than head into a MAGA person's cellar on the scariest day of the year.  i know their scare tactics work, but do they workshop any of this shit in terms of language before airtime?  

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On 9/28/2022 at 2:38 PM, Gil Bang said:

 

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1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

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Think of that asshole often.  Any time I see a brownie, I still say "heck of a job, brownie."

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Well, sure. The question is which way do I get it in her.

I don’t need any details.

Maybe I’ll put it in her brownie.

Hey!

On 9/28/2022 at 1:38 PM, Gil Bang said:

 

Is Lou Dobbs still alive?  I had completely forgotten all the batshit insanity he was spewing during the dotard years.

Loretta Lynn, Arlo Guthrie, what's the difference?

Loretta Lynn, Arlo Guthrie, what's the difference?

One is still alive?
On 9/29/2022 at 6:22 PM, Disco Strangler said:

Think of that asshole often.  Any time I see a brownie, I still say "heck of a job, brownie."

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I always forget what a POS Bush could be in his power move to never call people by their real name. Created his own nickname for everyone.

I had a strikingly similar conversation with my father In-law just last week.

 

1 hour ago, TexasHooch said:

I had a strikingly similar conversation with my father In-law just last week.

 

so fucking clear these people have never been to the border before. USBP will stop you at least once, probably twice just to look at ya if you're passing through their area and they don't recognize you.

4 hours ago, TexasHooch said:

I had a strikingly similar conversation with my father In-law just last week.

 

   This shit just continues to blow my mind! How are so many people incapable of rational thought? Also, you can't tell me she's not a lesbian(why is she voting for people who are doubly trying to take away her rights?). Back to what I was saying. Drug dealers are here to make money. They are not giving drugs to little kids. They sure as shit didn't set up a trap house in the Woodlands, so little worry for your kids in your community. If drug dealers WERE handing out Fen, then they would be doing so in their own community, and since you MAGAS hate the browns you should be happy. 

5 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

Also, you can't tell me she's not a lesbian(why is she voting for people who are doubly trying to take away her rights?). 

Fuckin' rude! 😤

1 minute ago, trauma babe said:

Fuckin' rude! 😤

  How can you tell through the MAGA sweatshirt?

For the record, I don't think Dan Patrick looks like a Lesbian.  Or is a Lesbian.  I said he looked like he looted a Kohl's and a Lane Bryant on the way to a Lilith Fair reboot.

so the narrative is the "illegals" are coming through the "open borders" to the homes they apparently already own in our neighborhoods to pass out free fentanyl to our children on Halloween?  You'd think we'd have noticed, or at least the title companies would have noticed, all these people with no ID, no income, no banking information, nothing...just suddenly owning homes in our HOA?  I smell housing bubble!  And also a fentanyl bubble.  Mostly real estate though.  But also, some drugs.

 

14 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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Haha fucking Clay Travis.

just make up stuff or straight up lie ...

 

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

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Ken Burns' Holocaust documentary is very relevant right now.

29 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Ken Burns' Holocaust documentary is very relevant right now.

He did a great job tying it to today’s global political situation.

Figure this might as well go here. 
 

Just ran into an older couple in Dallas wearing longhorn gear. Asked them what they thought about the game. Said they thought we should dominate if the coaches don’t get too conservative. Cool. 
 

Then they said their daughter goes to OU.  They live in Houston. Said the only reason they let her go there was they would never let her go to Texas now. Huh?

 

Austin is too dangerous.  Fox News brain. 

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

We are witnessing the last gasp of the old and scared generation. They still may win, but this is just pathetic. Reefer Madness!!!

On 10/6/2022 at 6:38 PM, HenryJames said:

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what are the major warnock scandals?  find out, after this commercial break.

then they never talk about it again.

8 hours ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

good to see Stephen Miller still looking as ghoulish as he is. 

Travis appears to be scared of him. 

9 hours ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

good to see Stephen Miller still looking as ghoulish as he is. 

Remember when that pathetic douche tried to paint hair on his head? 

On 10/7/2022 at 11:31 PM, Biff Tannen said:

Reefer Madness!!!

Hemp For Victory!!!

She's just asking questions, you dolt. Nothing wrong with asking questions.

On 10/7/2022 at 9:36 PM, tx 3 putt said:

 

Perfecto.

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