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On 10/30/2022 at 10:21 AM, Nice Guy Eddie said:

 

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  • Bama Chick
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    I know you’re joking about the military and “wokeness” but let me tell y’all a little story. My son has been in the Marines around 18 months. COVID absolutely destroyed his path at Troy - he’s ADHD

  • The Royal We
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    1. No one from the Trump campaign ever had any contact with Russia. 2. Well, someone may have had contact with Russia, but the campaign/Trump didn't know about it. 3. Actually, there was con

  • I'm saying I'd like to get in my car and ram it into Sean Hannity at high speed.

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Just some criminal mischief to disable a young woman's car so she's vulnerable to whatever you want to do. Not sociopathic at all, from the law and order folks.

As a news organization, we’re not going to spend time investigating answers to our questions. Or questions raised by conspiracy minded people. Instead we will ask the questions of you, the public, and let you infer what you want.

and perhaps encourage other like minded, would-be attackers.

WHY CAN'T THE VOTING MACHINES GO DOWN THE DAY BEFORE THE ELECTION INSTEAD OF ELECTION DAY???!!??

Just asking questions...

4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

lol literally advocating for women to be subservient to their husbands and become an electoral appendage. Fuckin a, man.

14 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

For Bama, Trauma, et al.:

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1 hour ago, Captainant said:

lol literally advocating for women to be subservient to their husbands and become an electoral appendage. Fuckin a, man.

You need to utilize their buzzword -- vessel.

11 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

You need to utilize their buzzword -- vessel.

Yeah. It was posted in another thread during a poster's spat with 'Bama, but I read the article linked about Sadie Robertson of Duck Dynasty (apparently) fame and her "subservient women" movement. Fucking. Yikes. 

The shitheads have pivoted from Red Wave everywhere to red wave in Texas and Florida only. 

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

 

keep'em busy making dinner and babies !!! hahaha

aint not time to vote when you're changing diapers 

On 11/10/2022 at 8:57 AM, Beau Vine said:

 

 

 

Some are saying Jessie Watters is a beta incel cuck. I think based on current evidence, Jessie Watters might be a beta incel cuck.

I’d rather have a piece of steel rebar shoved in my eye than have some dipshit Oakley wearing, tiny dicked, patchy beard having MAGA bigot put a ring on my finger.

Listened to about 60 seconds of Sean Hannity radio yesterday, got me to wondering when was the last time Fox News got something right ?

14 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Listened to about 60 seconds of Sean Hannity radio yesterday, got me to wondering when was the last time Fox News got something right ?

In reality or in the alternate fantasy land they've set up for their viewers?

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

In reality or in the alternate fantasy land they've set up for their viewers?

In 60 seconds he told 5 rather large lies

Also, I hope Fox News rages on Alito being the leak. There has been many rants about rooting out the leaker and bringing them to justice 

On 11/12/2022 at 7:15 PM, Bama Chick said:

I’d rather have a piece of steel rebar shoved in my eye than have some dipshit Oakley wearing, tiny dicked, patchy beard having MAGA bigot put a ring on my finger.

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On 11/12/2022 at 6:15 PM, Bama Chick said:

I’d rather have a piece of steel rebar shoved in my eye than have some dipshit Oakley wearing, tiny dicked, patchy beard having MAGA bigot put a ring on my finger.


Are you ok with RayBans ?

On 11/19/2022 at 12:26 PM, tx 3 putt said:

Listened to about 60 seconds of Sean Hannity radio yesterday, got me to wondering when was the last time Fox News got something right ?

Everything they say is right. Far right.

Surprised they didn’t go with “Biden policies add to the supply chain and inflation issues ahead of holidays.”

1 minute ago, TXSG8R said:

Surprised they didn’t go with “Biden policies add to the supply chain and inflation issues ahead of holidays.”

their advertisers, who want their viewers to buy shit for the holiday season, would probably not want people thinking there is scarcity right now. I'm sure inflation and supply chain "issues" we re-emerge around the 2nd or 3rd of January.

Tucker is pretty openly a terrorist propagandist at this point.

He's a modern day Lord Haw-Haw.

Lord Haw-Haw: The traitor executed for helping the Nazis

Looks like they found their next

topic like CRT that will be headline for next 2 years 

The current NWA World Champion 😔

24 minutes ago, safe sex said:

The current NWA World Champion 😔

you like wrasslin?

 

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41 minutes ago, elfenix said:

you like wrasslin?

 

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To my eternal shame, because I just can't escape its clutches, yes I like pro wrestling. Though I watch mostly old shit on the Peacock app, and occasionally AEW. Billy Corgan is doing his best to mutilate the lukewarm corpse that is the NWA, and it gives me the sads that he put the belt on that piece of shit.

Still can't believe Vince actually retired (voluntarily or not). 

15 minutes ago, safe sex said:

To my eternal shame, because I just can't escape its clutches, yes I like pro wrestling. Though I watch mostly old shit on the Peacock app, and occasionally AEW. Billy Corgan is doing his best to mutilate the lukewarm corpse that is the NWA, and it gives me the sads that he put the belt on that piece of shit.

Still can't believe Vince actually retired (voluntarily or not). 

watching a random starrcade on peacock app and i'm like ... is that Triple H?

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starrcade is a weird word to spell

46 minutes ago, elfenix said:

watching a random starrcade on peacock app and i'm like ... is that Triple H?

I believe you mean Terra Ryzing

11 hours ago, HenryJames said:

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11 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

wtf is that idiot?

Denisovans.

The Denisovans or Denisova hominins ( /dɪˈniːsəvə/ di-NEE-sə-və) are an species or subspecies of archaic human that ranged across Asia during the Lower and Middle Paleolithic, and was previously believed to be extinct until Tyrus ("George Murdoch") was given a contract by World Wrestling Entertainment in 2006, and was exposed to a larger audience when he was hired by Fox News.  It is unclear whether Neanderthals and Denisovans ever cohabited. DNA evidence and studies of Tyrus suggests they had odd skin, eyes, and hair, and had a Neanderthal-like build and facial features. However, they had larger molars which are reminiscent of Middle to Late Pleistocene archaic humans and australopithecines.

4 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Denisovans.

The Denisovans or Denisova hominins ( /dɪˈniːsəvə/ di-NEE-sə-və) are an species or subspecies of archaic human that ranged across Asia during the Lower and Middle Paleolithic, and was previously believed to be extinct until Tyrus ("George Murdoch") was given a contract by World Wrestling Entertainment in 2006, and was exposed to a larger audience when he was hired by Fox News.  It is unclear whether Neanderthals and Denisovans ever cohabited. DNA evidence and studies of Tyrus suggests they had odd skin, eyes, and hair, and had a Neanderthal-like build and facial features. However, they had larger molars which are reminiscent of Middle to Late Pleistocene archaic humans and australopithecines.

Don't you put that evil on the Denisovians. That thing is clearly outside the human family tree. It appears to be some sort of cave troll. 

can you imagine what the offspring of that guy and MTG would look like?  HA-HA, just ruined y'all fucking lunch!  

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