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  • I'm saying I'd like to get in my car and ram it into Sean Hannity at high speed.

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It's like Republicans are stuck in the 1990s.  Who would have ever thought in 2018 that Donald Trump, Roseanne, and Tim Allen would be three of the most prominent faces of a political party?

1 minute ago, Chuckie Finster said:

It's like Republicans are stuck in the 1990s.  Who would have ever thought in 2018 that Donald Trump, Roseanne, and Tim Allen would be three of the most prominent faces of a political party?

Especially from the party that lectures hollywood and athletes to "stick to acting" or "stick to sports". For all of the handwringing from the right about celebrities needing to keep their mouths shut, it's humorous that Fabio, Scott Baio, Dennis Miller, Rosanne, etc. are often on Fox. Are there any recurring celebrity appearances on CNN, etc.? 

28 minutes ago, retread said:

It's glorious the level to which Hannity has been reduced. Tune in for Part II.

 

"Was that just a fart?  It felt a little...yep...dammit....poop."

Not that I know what that facial expression looks like.  No sir, not me.

15 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

Alex was on Austin public accces in the 90s. If you understand that,  nothing more about him needs to be said. 

In the same lineup as Reverend Ricky Sparkman.

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3 hours ago, Patrick Bateman said:

SIAP.

 

 

 

That's a man, baby!

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Would.....but I'd hate myself afterwards.

Totally would not. I err on the side of funky hippy though. 

8 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

"Was that just a fart?  It felt a little...yep...dammit....poop."

Not that I know what that facial expression looks like.  No sir, not me.

Hey Sean, shart thread is that way --->

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That's a man, baby.

 

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36 minutes ago, Lagunamadre said:

Especially from the party that lectures hollywood and athletes to "stick to acting" or "stick to sports". For all of the handwringing from the right about celebrities needing to keep their mouths shut, it's humorous that Fabio, Scott Baio, Dennis Miller, Rosanne, etc. are often on Fox. Are there any recurring celebrity appearances on CNN, etc.? 

2 of the last 4 GOP presidents have come out of hollywood, and the last 3 GOP presidents have been coastal elites.

2 hours ago, retread said:

It's glorious the level to which Hannity has been reduced. Tune in for Part II.

 

no reason to listen to Hannity.  Just watch from :48 to 1:08.

 

 

 

5 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

no reason to listen to Hannity.  Just watch from :48 to 1:08.

 

 

 

If someone asks me "Brisket, what is the least sexy thing in the world?", I now have something to show them.  If the answer ain't "a cussy Roseanne sucking on a cigarette being all racist and shit," I don't want to know what the REAL answer is.

if every woman were roseanne, we'd be egg-stinked in a generation.

6 hours ago, Bruh Man said:

 

I am starting think this idiot doesn't knows what ruling with iron fist means 

34 minutes ago, yaqdum said:

if every woman were roseanne, we'd be egg-stinked in a generation.

Most of us would find the alone company of men to be great

1 minute ago, Gengs1 said:

I am starting think this idiot doesn't knows what ruling with iron fist means 

Don't be so sure.

8 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

It's like Republicans are stuck in the 1990s.  Who would have ever thought in 2018 that Donald Trump, Roseanne, and Tim Allen would be three of the most prominent faces of a political party?

You misspelled feces.  

1 hour ago, Gengs1 said:

I am starting think this idiot doesn't knows what ruling with iron fist means 

In her mind it means, "Violently enforcing white supremacy" and... she's right.

9 hours ago, yaqdum said:

if every woman were roseanne, we'd be egg-stinked in a generation.

I might be able to fap to beautiful cars and fantastic plays in sports...  don't ever want to find out.

 

In this news climate the top 4 pictured headlines online...

1) Trinitarios is the new deadly brown gang

2) Sheriffs have an affair and do hood rat stuff

3) Parkland school shooting survivor is pro Second Amendment 

4) Trump’s Hollywood Walk Of Fame damaged and poor people squab

As opposed to being shot for being black, having the police called on you daily for looking “suspicious” by Permit Patty or having your children stolen from you by the US Government. 

12 hours ago, Gengs1 said:

I am starting think this idiot doesn't knows what ruling with iron fist means 

IDK but weren't they just crying about Obama being a dictator?

I don't know how we're supposed to be civil with these people.

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IDK but weren't they just crying about Obama being a dictator?
I don't know how we're supposed to be civil with these people.

We’re not. They’re beyond dialogue, and beyond saving. Fuck em. There’s 30% of this country who are too fucking stupid to even waste our time talking to. We can’t convert them. We just have to outnumber them.

Greenwald is a one man Russian PR machine at this point. He has officially Helsinki'd.

You mean how he deletes a bunch of tweets that showed up on Wikileaks? 

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On 7/27/2018 at 2:32 PM, atomheartbevo said:

In the same lineup as Reverend Ricky Sparkman.

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Damn I miss that guy.

On 7/27/2018 at 4:10 PM, Nice Guy Eddie said:

no reason to listen to Hannity.  Just watch from :48 to 1:08.

 

 

 

Why is there a Venus of Wellendorf next to her?

On 7/28/2018 at 11:53 AM, Brisketexan said:


We’re not. They’re beyond dialogue, and beyond saving. Fuck em. There’s 30% of this country who are too fucking stupid to even waste our time talking to. We can’t convert them. We just have to outnumber them.

The number is higher than that. The issue is these 30% vote. 

5 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Why is there a Venus of Wellendorf next to her?

For Roseanne, it's aspirational.

Can’t wait for Assange to get dealt with. Hannity and Glenn Greewald are two scalps I want to see on the wall.


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It’s real.  A good way to tell is the little blue verification check mark next to Sean Hannity’s name.

On 7/27/2018 at 4:10 PM, Nice Guy Eddie said:

no reason to listen to Hannity.  Just watch from :48 to 1:08.

 

 

 

i like the fertility goddess figurine she has next to her as if to say, "I look just like this. I'm a sex god."

6 hours ago, retread said:

 

jesus christ. fuck this guy. i'm usally more of a pacifist, but i want to punchasize his face for free. where has jim acosta lied about something? knowingly? what is this shit?

I can’t wait til Cohens tapes of this dumb bitch come out

4 minutes ago, J.R. said:

I can’t wait til Cohens tapes of this dumb bitch come out

This.  Throw him on the bonfire.

You all better stop talking about Hannity that way.  He trains MMA.  A lot.  Just ask him. Or not, because he will tell you anyway.

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Yeah, just look at how tough the Rs are on Russian hacking. One 30 minute WH meeting in 500 days.

Gorka is working directly out of the Authoritarian playbook of labeling the supporters of the regime patriots while demonizing the opposition.

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