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#9801
And then my wife has the audacity to ask me why I never want to drive to Sacramento to see her family for Christmas.
You do realize you'd be two hours from Tahoe right? I can think of worse travel destinations.
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  • Bama Chick
    Bama Chick

    I know you’re joking about the military and “wokeness” but let me tell y’all a little story. My son has been in the Marines around 18 months. COVID absolutely destroyed his path at Troy - he’s ADHD

  • The Royal We
    The Royal We

    1. No one from the Trump campaign ever had any contact with Russia. 2. Well, someone may have had contact with Russia, but the campaign/Trump didn't know about it. 3. Actually, there was con

  • I'm saying I'd like to get in my car and ram it into Sean Hannity at high speed.

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#9804
26 minutes ago, Hammerin Hank said:

He pulled it out of his butthole

Same place he stores his facts and research.

#9806
3 hours ago, aggie08 said:

These people can seamlessly hold these thoughts simultaneously: "swearing is a horrible thing" and "maybe gay people shouldn't be allowed to exist."

My mother in law watched Top Gun Maverick with us a few months back, and she enjoyed it the whole way through. Right up until they say "fuck" one time (if there's ever been a more appropriate time in cinema history to swear than when you steal an old F-14 from a Russia-adjacent military base and then have an enemy jet flat spin 50 ft away from you to avoid a missile, I'd love to hear it); then, she spent the next week telling everyone who would listen how awful and unnecessary the movie was.

She had no real opinion of the LGTBQ community until she became heavily involved in Church, and now two girls holding hands in a commercial results in disgust and ranting.

My wife's uncle--who used to be a pretty solid dude, questionable politics aside--literally can't go 3 minutes anymore without bringing up "transvestites in schools" in polite company. He wrote "Woke" in Sharpie on a box of Bud Light on a chartered fishing trip last weekend, and then bragged about it for 4 days.

They're broken people, drifting through life clinging to one manufactured outrage after the next. The olds, especially, need their fix after Fox and the Internet got their hooks in.

I have known in some capacity, a number of people who always have a back pocket mortal sin (swearing, don't go to church, DUI, weed, divorced) that if another person commits or has committed in the past, they go from human being to worthless garbage in the blink of an eye.  

#9807
3 hours ago, aggie08 said:

My wife's uncle--who used to be a pretty solid dude, questionable politics aside--literally can't go 3 minutes anymore without bringing up "transvestites in schools" in polite company. He wrote "Woke" in Sharpie on a box of Bud Light on a chartered fishing trip last weekend, and then bragged about it for 4 days.

3 hours ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

This is so fucking funny for some reason. I would have died laughing as I grabbed a woke bud light 

After downing a Bud Light or two, I would have asked him "hey, these Bud Lights, they really make you want to get your dick sucked or suck somebody else's dick, don't they?"

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#9808
3 hours ago, Born to Run said:

They are the loser weirdo kids from high school all grown up still hating anything popular.

These are the kids in high school who didn't get wedgies, or if they did, they weren't the kind of wedgies that left them bleeding out of their asses for a week and their pediatrician wondering if they'd be able to have kids in the future.

#9809
1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

These are the kids in high school who didn't get wedgies, or if they did, they weren't the kind of wedgies that left them bleeding out of their asses for a week and their pediatrician wondering if they'd be able to have kids in the future.

Oddly specific.

#9810
4 hours ago, aggie08 said:

These people can seamlessly hold these thoughts simultaneously: "swearing is a horrible thing" and "maybe gay people shouldn't be allowed to exist."

...She had no real opinion of the LGTBQ community until she became heavily involved in Church, and now two girls holding hands in a commercial results in disgust and ranting.

4 hours ago, aggie08 said:

My wife's uncle--who used to be a pretty solid dude, questionable politics aside--literally can't go 3 minutes anymore without bringing up "transvestites in schools" in polite company. He wrote "Woke" in Sharpie on a box of Bud Light on a chartered fishing trip last weekend, and then bragged about it for 4 days.

They're broken people, drifting through life clinging to one manufactured outrage after the next. The olds, especially, need their fix after Fox and the Internet got their hooks in.

100% of Qanon believers, and more than a few of the hardcore MAGA types have definite mental health issues, but there's plenty of the MAGA crowd who just have shitty lives, and given that everybody wants to be the hero of their own stories, they buy into some of this bullshit. They want to be heroes and be in on The Big Secret and feel like they are in a movie starring them, by claiming knowledge that the gays are doing this or the brown folks are doing that, and they've got to split everything into "us" and "Them", and  if you don't acknowledge their bullshit, you are "one of them". It makes their dull lives a little more exciting to believe that they are in on some kind of leftist secrets.  

And yet, at the same time, most of them refuse to act on this "insider knowledge" no matter what gets said online, or what Trump posts on truth social or whatever. But they get that dopamine hit from passing the memes around and trying to tell people about this stuff and pretending that Donald Trump is on their side (and not the other way around - see, that's the great scam, not that Trump convinced them that they are on his side, but that he's on their side, textbook cult).

#9811

Mr. Mayne from the top rope... 

Just heard the announcement that the Michigan game is on Fox Business.Wondering if they ever move the games to Fox News where they can just make up scores.

 

#9812
1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

These are the kids in high school who didn't get wedgies, or if they did, they weren't the kind of wedgies that left them bleeding out of their asses for a week and their pediatrician wondering if they'd be able to have kids in the future.

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#9813

Kilmeade seems to be going through some things lately:

Brian Kilmeade openly fought with Rep. Matt Rosendale (R- MT) over a looming government shutdown. Some Republicans are too radical for even Fox News.
Ron DeSantis fan Brian Kilmeade mocked Tennessee Congressman Tim Burchett for praying before voting to oust Kevin McCarthy. The globalist RINO bullies are out of control. America needs Speaker Trump to restore the values of faith and freedom in Washington, D.C.

 

Steve Doocy seems to drive his co-host Brian Kilmeade crazy as how moderates actually like Biden's attempts at bipartisanship. I added the zoom for emphasis.

 

#9814

Burchett is the guy that said McCarthy called him night before last to see which way he was voting.  He told McCartney he was "praying" on it, and McCarthy openly mocked him over it.  That's when he said "fuck it". 

#9815
1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Kilmeade seems to be going through some things lately:

 

Kilmeade can be dumb as fuck, but even he sees the damage the Gaetz wing of the GQP is doing to the Republican Party as a whole.  Whether tossing McCarthy or not was some kind of Crossing of the Rubicon remains to be seen, but everything done in the aftermath of that is not helping Republicans.

I've been telling my MAGA relatives/acquaintances that if George Soros were paying off a bunch of Republicans and funding a Republican vs Republican civil war, he's getting his money's worth and then some, because they have really upped their game when it comes to looking incompetent and crazy.

#9817

i don't know who else is on that panel or show with her but i'm SHOCKED that they actually let her speak and don't just shout her down. she's good. 

#9819

 

New: Fox News has covered Hunter Biden 2x as much Ron DeSantis in the past yearThe NYPost has published 784 articles about or at least mentioning Hunter

 

#9820

"Fair and balanced"

Fox's Brian Kilmeade caught on a hot mic calling Rep. Don Bacon a "dumbass" for voting McCarthy.

 

 

#9821

not that this is a surprise, but it is good to continue to remind ourselves.

https://www.mediamatters.org/fox-news/fox-gave-jenna-ellis-platform-push-election-lies-then-mostly-ignored-her-guilty-plea

Fox gave Jenna Ellis a platform to push election lies — then mostly ignored her guilty plea

 

from the article:

  • ox has kept its viewers in the dark about Ellis’ plea, which received extensive coverage on CNN and MSNBC. Fox News provided only about 3 minutes of coverage across 2 segments while Fox Business had not mentioned it at all, according to a Media Matters review through 3 p.m. ET.

    Fox’s lack of coverage around Ellis’ guilty plea is particularly relevant given that she had used the networks’ platforms to promote election falsehoods. Ellis appeared on Fox News and its sister channel, Fox Business, more than 20 times in the weeks following the 2020 election, according to the Nexis database and Media Matters’ internal database.

#9822
Watters: The FBI has been actively planting information against Trump… The FBI used Biden to get revenge on Trump. They got a dirty politician elected so they could defeat a politician who caught them trying to frame him and fire their director.

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#9823
32 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

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Who is dumber?  The guy pumping up his numbers with batshit craziness who may or may not believe it, or the people who actually watch his show?

#9824
8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
Watters: The FBI has been actively planting information against Trump… The FBI used Biden to get revenge on Trump. They got a dirty politician elected so they could defeat a politician who caught them trying to frame him and fire their director.

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It's fucking insane that a "news" channel is allowed to do this shit. 

#9825

You used to hear crazy shit like that from, you know, crazy people. Now it's on the "news", and we get to hear our elderly relatives at Thanksgiving talk about how the FBI got Biden elected, because they saw it on the news.

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#9826
9 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
Watters: The FBI has been actively planting information against Trump… The FBI used Biden to get revenge on Trump. They got a dirty politician elected so they could defeat a politician who caught them trying to frame him and fire their director.

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It still blows my mind that the concept of "hmm, maybe he's just an asshole and people don't like him" isn't an option for these people.  No, it's much more likely that it's a conspiracy involving thousands of deep state actors because they don't want him exposing the child sex slave dungeons and adrenochrome murder factories.

Fuck this country.

#9828

SIAP

Hannity on mass shooting: What is your plan? What do you do? I have a personal security plan. I train in mixed martial arts.

 

#9831
15 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

SIAP

Hannity on mass shooting: What is your plan? What do you do? I have a personal security plan. I train in mixed martial arts.

 


I hope someone walks up and beats the shit out of him 

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#9833
Nikki Haley on Maine mass shooting: We need to defund sanctuary cities. @Acyn

 

#9834
11 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
Nikki Haley on Maine mass shooting: We need to defund sanctuary cities. @Acyn

 

These aren’t serious people.

 

#9835
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:
Nikki Haley on Maine mass shooting: We need to defund sanctuary cities. @Acyn

 

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#9836
1 hour ago, Dnaguy said:

These aren’t serious people.

 

come on

 

 

#9839
5 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

SIAP

Hannity on mass shooting: What is your plan? What do you do? I have a personal security plan. I train in mixed martial arts.

 

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#9840

Doug!

Yep, Fox News is taking advice from Dog the Bounty Hunter. https://t.co/cUqTT8UEFW

 

#9841

Yeah, a 70-year old dude with a felony murder conviction and a lifelong history of dropping N-bombs... he's the go-to law enforcement expert for Fox News.  

Bull Connor and Daryl Gates are dead, so I guess that's as "fair and balanced" as they can get.  

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#9843
1 minute ago, Underdog said:

Tyus was too busy polishing his wrestling belt to bother with FN. 

He lost the title p recently lmao 

#9844
8 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Tyus was too busy polishing his wrestling belt to bother with FN. 

Biff was right - it's a fucking Idiocracy version of "news."

#9845

 

20 minutes ago, Paul Wesley said:

Biff was right - it's a fucking Idiocracy version of "news."

Well Fox News has something for you then.....

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#9846
3 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

That’s why you let the pros handle your bounty hunting.  The ordinary person would never be able to anticipate that a fugitive in small town Maine might try to hide in the woods.

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#9849

Lots of names I’ve not heard in a long time. 

this is what the 8 oclock hour on fox news is now

 

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