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#9851
On 10/26/2023 at 12:52 AM, tx 3 putt said:
Watters: The FBI has been actively planting information against Trump… The FBI used Biden to get revenge on Trump. They got a dirty politician elected so they could defeat a politician who caught them trying to frame him and fire their director.

If/when he's deposed for some lawsuit about what he says, Watters will follow the same line as his predecessors: "I'm an opinion show. An entertainment show. My audience knows not to take anything I say seriously."

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#9852

Cue the annual Halloween fear mongering.  Actually it's pretty tame compared to last year's fentanyl nonsense. 

https://www.foxnews.com/us/california-police-warn-parents-child-ingests-thc-infused-candy-received-halloween-school-event

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Police in California are warning parents to check their children’s candy during Halloween after a child reportedly fell ill from ingesting a THC-infused candy received at a local trick-or-treating event over the weekend.

The Alameda Police Department on Monday asked parents to "exercise extra caution and inspect your child’s Halloween candy " while they investigated an incident that required a child to seek immediate medical attention after consuming a cannabis candy.

 

Inspecting the candy is "extra" caution?

#9853

Hey, how'd your kid get THC in his system?

Uhh, oh, it was probably laced candy that we got at a Halloween party. Yeah, thats it.

#9854
7 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Hey, how'd your kid get THC in his system?

Uhh, oh, it was probably laced candy that we got at a Halloween party. Yeah, thats it.

Seriously.  If they're handing out THC gummies, you're damned right I'm "inspecting" my kids' candy.  You know, dad tax and all that.

#9855
Jesse Watters doesn't seem to realize the network he works for paid out the largest defamation suit in the history of media. Watters makes a number of assumptions about a hockey accident. Even his guest, a retired hockey player, is alarmed by his reckless words.

This man is a complete clown 

#9856
26 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
Jesse Watters doesn't seem to realize the network he works for paid out the largest defamation suit in the history of media. Watters makes a number of assumptions about a hockey accident. Even his guest, a retired hockey player, is alarmed by his reckless words.

This man is a complete clown 

Prediction: Watters will one day cost Fox News a LOT of money.

#9858
31 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Watters is the kind of guy you can take one look at and know he is completely full of shit. 

You mean, THIS Jesse Watters?

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Fox News host Jesse Watters made a bizarre on-air admission Monday, saying that he deflated the car tires of a 25-year-old colleague in order to be in a position where he could offer her a ride home. 

Watters, who was 39 at the time and already married, also said that the woman in question was Emma DiGiovina - who ultimately became his second wife. The two were married in December 2019. 

'When I was trying to get Emma to date me, first thing I did, let the air out of her tires,' he said with a smile last week. 

He' a fucking PREDATOR.  He fucking BRAGGED about it, on the air.  This is the mouthpiece for the "conservative family values" movement. They are all shit.  All of them.  Every last one of them is a bucket of runny, fly-covered shit.

#9859
Normally on Fox News the fentanyl crisis is blamed on China and Mexico. Dr. Drew Pinsky mentions that doctors over prescribed opioid pain killers. Jesse Watters is shocked as if he's never heard of the scandal. It's been a huge story since the 1990's.

 

 

#9860
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:
Jesse Watters doesn't seem to realize the network he works for paid out the largest defamation suit in the history of media. Watters makes a number of assumptions about a hockey accident. Even his guest, a retired hockey player, is alarmed by his reckless words.

This man is a complete clown 

You know you're pretty extreme when Sean fucking Avery is like "Whoa, let's not go crazy here."

#9861
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:
Normally on Fox News the fentanyl crisis is blamed on China and Mexico. Dr. Drew Pinsky mentions that doctors over prescribed opioid pain killers. Jesse Watters is shocked as if he's never heard of the scandal. It's been a huge story since the 1990's.

 

 

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#9864
6 hours ago, Foosters said:

Hey, how'd your kid get THC in his system?

Uhh, oh, it was probably laced candy that we got at a Halloween party. Yeah, thats it.

When I was a kid, we only had to worry about Tylenol and HIV-infected needles and razor blades being stuck in our candy.

#9865
19 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

I saw this so now you have to.

 

 

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#9867
20 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

I saw this so now you have to.

 

 

 

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#9869
For Halloween Jesse Watters invited a woman on his show who identified as a vampire. He thought she would be so outrageous he could make fun of her. Instead she came across as quite normal. She even loves a nice cozy sweater.

 

#9870

Just let Gym host or something. 

republican members of congress are the studio audience for hannity tonight and its incredibly bizarre

 

#9871
Jesse Watters falsely assumes that every Middle Eastern country has large oil reserves. He also falsely assumes everyone who tears down an Israeli hostage poster is Arab. He then calls for violence against people who pull down a poster. This is dangerous language.

 

#9872
5 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Just let Gym host or something. 

republican members of congress are the studio audience for hannity tonight and its incredibly bizarre

 

 

Comer: Loans are a way to not pay taxes. Tax evasion.

 

 

#9874
11 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Why are conservatives so fucking stupid? 

Could that be the subject of an entire thread?

Politicians or voters?  I know the answer is both, but those could be two separate threads.

#9876
17 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
For Halloween Jesse Watters invited a woman on his show who identified as a vampire. He thought she would be so outrageous he could make fun of her. Instead she came across as quite normal. She even loves a nice cozy sweater.

 

Didn't watch the entire thing but you can tell Watters only had that segment because he wanted to use the phrase, "identify as a vampire" as much as possible.

I saw another segment where Watters complained about men leaving work a little early to take their children trick or treating. He mentioned how real men back in the day would have gotten fired for even raising the idea about going home early on Halloween.

#9877
3 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I saw another segment where Watters complained about men leaving work a little early to take their children trick or treating. He mentioned how real men back in the day would have gotten fired for even raising the idea about going home early on Halloween.

This shit pisses me off. I'm a middle-aged dad, and if I have another 20-25 years on this earth, I'll be ecstatic. I'm going to spend every chance I get with my kids, and that means I have changed careers and given up higher salaries as a result. I made that decision 10 years ago, and I don't regret it.

I've still got my parents, but I know that when my kids are my age, most likely my wife and I won't be around.  I may not get to see grandchildren, and that hurts a bit, but it is what it is, and I'll at least know that my kids got as much of me as I could give them.

#9878

I want to analyze Watters' schedule, and point out all the times he hasn't been behaving like a "real man". 

"It looks here like you took a couple days off for 'spa treatment'. And yet you're talking shit about men spending time with their kids. Interesting."

#9879
On 10/31/2023 at 1:47 PM, MissingInAction said:

I saw this so now you have to.

 

 

Did a fucking mortician do her makeup? 

#9880
21 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

Did a fucking mortician do her makeup? 

No. Becuase if they did she'd probably actually look like a human being. 

#9882
12 minutes ago, Red Five said:

She is still fairly young, and is basically unrecognizable from what she looked like 15-20 years ago.

You think 54 is fairly young? Because I'll tell you, I'm not even in my mid-40's yet and things are going to shit at a high rate of speed over here. 

#9883
1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

You think 54 is fairly young? Because I'll tell you, I'm not even in my mid-40's yet and things are going to shit at a high rate of speed over here. 

Honestly I was thinking late 40s - early 50s. But yeah generally at 54 you don't have a different face than the one you had in your 30s.

#9884
2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Honestly I was thinking late 40s - early 50s. But yeah generally at 54 you don't have a different face than the one you had in your 30s.

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#9885
7 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

He mentioned how real men back in the day would have gotten fired for even raising the idea about going home early on Halloween.

Hey Jesse...does a "real man" vandalize a woman's car to disable it?  Does he do that in order to trick her into letting him give her a ride home?  Does he do all that while he's married to someone else?

Yeah, I'll be taking "how to be a real man" advice from Jesse about the same time as I'll take advice from Donald Trump on how to avoid legal trouble.

#9886
On 8/24/2023 at 2:23 PM, TheStoicPaisano said:
Fox "straight news" anchor Shannon Bream spreads litter boxes in school hoax Bream: "I have a lot of Northern Virginia moms who have kids in school who have told me that there are schools who are now having to put litter boxes in for kids who identify as cats"

 

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#9888
On 11/2/2023 at 3:52 PM, Hookah Horns said:

Did a fucking mortician do her makeup? 

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#9889
Tucker Carlson, Nov. 10, 2022: "Biden's Justice Department seems not very interested in a man called Sam Bankman-Fried. Why is that? Well, maybe because [SBF] was the Democratic Party's second biggest donor... no warrant has been issued. Why? Well, because he's a political ally."

 

#9891
8 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
Tucker Carlson, Nov. 10, 2022: "Biden's Justice Department seems not very interested in a man called Sam Bankman-Fried. Why is that? Well, maybe because [SBF] was the Democratic Party's second biggest donor... no warrant has been issued. Why? Well, because he's a political ally."

 

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#9892
Fox News’ Sandra Smith: “Can you tell me what specific policy under this president created those jobs?”Rep. Ro Khanna (D-CA) “Yes, I actually can … The reality is that this was the policy of the American Rescue Plan, of the CHIPS Act … of the Inflation Reduction Act.”

 

#9894
“It's an unsafe medication.”* - Florida Surgeon General Joseph Ladapo on the most recent booster. *The booster is FDA-approved.


 

 

#9895

Hello my pillow guy network. Funny if true …

 

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#9897
On 11/5/2023 at 10:58 AM, tx 3 putt said:
“It's an unsafe medication.”* - Florida Surgeon General Joseph Ladapo on the most recent booster. *The booster is FDA-approved.


 

 

Florida is the most useless state. More so than Oklahoma. 

#9898
11 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Florida is the most useless state. More so than Oklahoma. 

More so than Texas?

#9900
On 11/5/2023 at 10:58 AM, tx 3 putt said:
“It's an unsafe medication.”* - Florida Surgeon General Joseph Ladapo on the most recent booster. *The booster is FDA-approved.


 

 

Nobody said if you get the vaccine you won't get covid, you lying sack of shit. 

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