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  • Bama Chick
    Bama Chick

    I know you’re joking about the military and “wokeness” but let me tell y’all a little story. My son has been in the Marines around 18 months. COVID absolutely destroyed his path at Troy - he’s ADHD

  • The Royal We
    The Royal We

    1. No one from the Trump campaign ever had any contact with Russia. 2. Well, someone may have had contact with Russia, but the campaign/Trump didn't know about it. 3. Actually, there was con

  • I'm saying I'd like to get in my car and ram it into Sean Hannity at high speed.

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1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:

 

 TS should just fly commercial cause that won’t cause any problems at all.

37 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

also, isn’t it co2 not c02?

It’s capital c, capital o, (subscript)2

44 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

It’s capital c, capital o, (subscript)2

that’s what i said. 

I fully support FN's war on Taylor Swift.  Let's see how that works out for them.

19 hours ago, The Dog said:

 

Full House 90S Tv GIF

 

Edited by tx 3 putt

‘Hello, 911 ? I’d like to report a murder !’
 

 

... and owing $83 million to the woman he raped is the least of his legal problems. But Taylor Swift! 

Can't wait for Fox to get sued for shit Watters says. Only a matter of time

More proof Republicans hate everything that is wildly popular for no reason other than to be contrarian. Some form of legal abortion, access to healthcare, football, Taylor Swift.

1 minute ago, Born to Run said:

More proof Republicans hate everything that is wildly popular for no reason other than to be contrarian. Some form of legal abortion, access to healthcare, football, Taylor Swift.

"If it weren't fer that dern Taylor Swift, all are kids would be knee-deep in Jeazuss and shit"  or something

On 1/28/2024 at 9:16 PM, atomheartbevo said:

Did the screen become static after it played?  If so, you stayed up too late again.

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On 1/29/2024 at 5:06 AM, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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I know the right has expressed their disdain and distrust of the DOJ and FBI. Do they also hate the Pentagon now?

7 hours ago, Born to Run said:

More proof Republicans hate everything that is wildly popular for no reason other than to be contrarian. Some form of legal abortion, access to healthcare, football, Taylor Swift.

being contrarian would be a reason, but that's not why they're doing it. 

they support the right.  the right's issues suck shit.  therefore, they support issues that suck shit.

it's a high school popularity contest and they're stuck with the nerd.

34 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

What are they hiding?!

Intelligence?

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

Horrible horrible people

 

 

Well if he wants to make the military a wee bit whiter, he's welcome to go see if he can pass the background screening.

EDIT: Hell, didn't even read the Maria part. Just saw the big lunkhead on screen. Forget it, I'm rolling.

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3 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

being contrarian would be a reason, but that's not why they're doing it. 

they support the right.  the right's issues suck shit.  therefore, they support issues that suck shit.

it's a high school popularity contest and they're stuck with the nerd.

nah. they aren't stuck with the nerd. the nerd understands the role of student government. they are stuck with the gaslighting jock asshole who promises a coke machine in the cafeteria. 

27 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

they are stuck with the gaslighting jock asshole who promises a coke machine in the cafeteria. 

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30 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

nah. they aren't stuck with the nerd. the nerd understands the role of student government. they are stuck with the gaslighting jock asshole who promises a coke machine in the cafeteria. 

you kinda missed the metaphor. 

Just now, henrygandorf said:

you kinda missed the metaphor. 

i'm pretty good at that this time of night

4 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

dammit joe. 

Dark Brandon out there drowning us Biden Bros in puss and the lib ladies are frustrated as hell.

Damn, Fox really has the zeitgeist summed up there.

Best go and change my waders as I’m on pair number 3 here and I realize that ‘waterproof’ is a loosely used term. 

Im up to my eyeballs in MILF, GILF, sugar babies, hookups, and friends with benefits.

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On 1/30/2024 at 12:33 PM, safe sex said:

Can't wait for Fox to get sued for shit Watters says. Only a matter of time

 

On 1/30/2024 at 7:49 PM, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

Tucker was dangerous. Watters is a buffoon. He's the GQP Don Lemon turned up to 11.

 

On 1/30/2024 at 9:41 PM, tx 3 putt said:

Horrible horrible people

 

 

If the US military didn't let AA's join the armed services, these three AA servicemen/women wouldn't have been killed last week. Checkmate, birches.

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5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

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GD that voice of hers…. Fingernails on a chalkboard. 

The chryon at the gym this morning when talking about the airstrikes:

"Biden waited more than a week before striking back"

4 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

The chryon at the gym this morning when talking about the airstrikes:

"Biden waited more than a week before striking back"

It never occurred to them that we sometimes announce strikes in advance to see if anybody gets spooked and tries to move stuff we may not have known about, thereby allowing us to see them move it.  

14 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

It never occurred to them that we sometimes announce strikes in advance to see if anybody gets spooked and tries to move stuff we may not have known about, thereby allowing us to see them move it.  

Like Fabio, Rob Schneider or Tyus would know that. 

3 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

It's like Nickelodeon created a News For Kids show. 

News for Fascist Kids.

11 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Wattets is a complete idiot 

No, his audience are idiots.  He/his staff probably know full well that Taylor Swift had her first big hit back in 2006 or 2007. Hell, I’m not a fan of hers and even I knew she was big in country music back in the late 2000s.

The chryon at the gym this morning when talking about the airstrikes:
"Biden waited more than a week before striking back"
Next segment: Crazed Biden Strikes have US on verge of WW3!!!!
It's like Nickelodeon created a News For Kids show. 
Needs more Green Slime and Water Imo.

Can't find the clip again, but Fox had Bartiromo interview Trump. Not live. Several times as Trump is giving his answer, there is a quick jump edit to Maria asking another question. It didn't seem like Trump was at the end of his answer. Presumably Trump went off on a subject, like corrupt voting machines, that Fox just can't have on the air any more.

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