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4 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

So this is awkward 

 

Oh the Shark Tank host is pissed off at the judge?  Let’s all make sure we take our political lessons from the Shark Tank host. 
 

What is the conservative obsession with game show hosts and “business” people?

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I mean, I've kinda done the toilet thing.  But otherwise, fair points all.  

56 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Oh the Shark Tank host is pissed off at the judge?  Let’s all make sure we take our political lessons from the Shark Tank host. 

What is the conservative obsession with game show hosts and “business” unqualified clowns tpeople?

Because the clowns will vomit the stupidity needed to foment the uneducated and/or deplorable rubes 

 

On 1/30/2024 at 7:49 PM, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

Dominion about to get paid again.

On 2/19/2024 at 3:22 PM, Red Five said:

This is bizarre. 

Everyone misses the '90s. 

21 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Lol

I'd love to sit in on the Fox News staff's brainstorming sessions re: how to obfuscate basic shit to confuse their stupid ass viewers. I have no doubt they laugh their asses off when coming up with stuff like this. "How bout we act like he's being charged just for 'talking to Russians'? Then we can make the Biden admin look corrupt and also help whitewash all the Trump/Russia shit. It's not like they're gonna read or hear about it anywhere else 😂

Republicans tried to use a Russian asset as a source to impeach Biden and Fox News is defending them. Chefs kiss 

(And by Chefs Kiss I mean our country is fucked)

4 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

fuck's sake...

 

If there is one person that has their finger on the pulse of African-Americans, it's definitely [not] that guy.

"And President Trump ate a bite of watermelon at brunch today at Mar Lago.  He continues to erode black support from Joe Biden.  Because if there is anything blacks love..."

1 hour ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

fuck's sake...

 

 

1 hour ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

If there is one person that has their finger on the pulse of African-Americans, it's definitely [not] that guy.

 

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1 hour ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

fuck's sake...

 

That's fucking remarkable.

I thought it was a little too on-the-nose when The Daily Show had a black correspondent as their resident show fashion expert (even though that was part of the joke).

Fox News foregoes all that pesky subtlety and says, "Hold my beer."

It's telling that even the others on that panel were oddly quiet when this guy was talking. You don't want to be an active participant in the conversation when a guy decides to go 100% racist. 

So because of their super strong sense of smell, would said dime bag of cocaine be like extra strong to the White House dog or the opposite; where the dog could snort it all in one sitting and then have to bark for a re-up right away?  Asking for a friend not named Donald, Jr.

13 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

5 hours ago, YGIFS said:

So because of their super strong sense of smell, would said dime bag of cocaine be like extra strong to the White House dog or the opposite; where the dog could snort it all in one sitting and then have to bark for a re-up right away?  Asking for a friend not named Donald, Jr.

 

I feel like we're about 80% of the way through the plot for a Cocaine Bear sequel pitch meeting. 

It's telling that even the others on that panel were oddly quiet when this guy was talking. You don't want to be an active participant in the conversation when a guy decides to go 100% racist. 
Mighty burden they must carry too, all that neck strain from looking the other way.
18 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

 

I can't stop watching this clip and focusing on here golden nips.

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answer: faux news viewers 

13 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Omg violent crime is spreading across the country?

There’s already been 10 or so murders in Austin this year, a metroplex of over a million people.  We are supposed to be scared, right?

Just repped all the sneaker posts I saw.  Fuck, this SIM is completely off the rails.  I think at this point Trump is just seeing how ridiculous he can be and still not lose his supporters.  Keep talking dumbfuck.  

Just repped all the sneaker posts I saw.  Fuck, this SIM is completely off the rails.  I think at this point Trump is just seeing how ridiculous he can be and still not lose his supporters.  Keep talking dumbfuck.  

I mean…you know that he has a real, legit chance to win, right?
4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


I mean…you know that he has a real, legit chance to win, right?

Yes, and the more he talks the less his chances imo.  That’s why I love to see him continue to open his mouth.  He is also great RE voter turnout for Biden, because there’s a LOT of people who don’t care to vote for Biden, but would crawl through razor wire to vote against Trump.  

1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

This Foghorn Leghorn motherfucker has a degree from Oxford.

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

This Foghorn Leghorn motherfucker has a degree from Oxford.

Why would you disrespect Foghorn Leghorn like that?

2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

This Foghorn Leghorn motherfucker has a degree from Oxford.

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4 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

This Foghorn Leghorn motherfucker has a degree from Oxford.

Well, that school hired Lane Kiffin, so at least they're consistent. 

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Co-GOAT comic strip with The Far Side. 

1 hour ago, Hookah Horns said:

Co-GOAT comic strip with The Far Side. 

I didn't appreciate C&H as much as a kid probably because a lot of it went over my head. I should probably revisit it again. You know, when I find time for pleasure reading. The Far Side was and still is amazing work.

6 hours ago, Rimbo said:

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I knew the end of this after I read the first panel. 

 

2 hours ago, Hookah Horns said:

Co-GOAT comic strip with The Far Side. 

Yep.

 

19 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I didn't appreciate C&H as much as a kid probably because a lot of it went over my head. I should probably revisit it again. You know, when I find time for pleasure reading. The Far Side was and still is amazing work.

I read through The Days are Just Packed a few months ago in a couple of nights.  Still hits just as well as an adult as it did as a kid.  Brilliant art.

24 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I didn't appreciate C&H as much as a kid probably because a lot of it went over my head. I should probably revisit it again. You know, when I find time for pleasure reading. The Far Side was and still is amazing work.

Highly recommend that. Some pretty deep stuff in there for a comic strip. And the way Calvin's imagination is depicted often made me revisit my own inner world from when I was a kid. 

2 hours ago, Hookah Horns said:

Co-GOAT comic strip with The Far Side. 

Co-GOAT with the Far Side and Bloom County, written by UT's own Berke Breathed:

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Fuck, I had no idea about the missing family stocking, much less the dandelion. This is what I get for staying in my MSM echo chamber. Anyway, definitely voting fascist now. 

6 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Eh. That doesn't seem to be a Fox-y problem, really. That reporter may have actually been doing good work.  It is a civil case but if it were the DOJ doing it (seeking the source), I might be troubled. 

Story will be weaponized against Biden anyway. 

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