Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Featured Replies

  • Replies 11.1k
  • Views 936.9k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • Bama Chick
    Bama Chick

    I know you’re joking about the military and “wokeness” but let me tell y’all a little story. My son has been in the Marines around 18 months. COVID absolutely destroyed his path at Troy - he’s ADHD

  • The Royal We
    The Royal We

    1. No one from the Trump campaign ever had any contact with Russia. 2. Well, someone may have had contact with Russia, but the campaign/Trump didn't know about it. 3. Actually, there was con

  • I'm saying I'd like to get in my car and ram it into Sean Hannity at high speed.

Posted Images

real talk though: there should be a place in our world for "employed but we're assuming this is just play money because it's a bunch of 16 year olds still on their parents' dime." 

 

not everything has to be a living wage.  maybe some "please violate the ADEA here" rule.  if you're still on the dole, you get $7.25.  If you're an adult and this is the only job around, you get $20.  this will lead to massive age discrimination, but whatevs. a 16 year old making $20 doesn't help.

not all 16-18 year old's have the same expenses.  plenty are helping support their families.

25 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

 

Why is he so bad at math?

 

As an engineer, I find lack of basic multiplication and addition skills crazy b/c I know this guy clears over 7 figures a year.

 

22 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

real talk though: there should be a place in our world for "employed but we're assuming this is just play money because it's a bunch of 16 year olds still on their parents' dime." 

 

not everything has to be a living wage.  maybe some "please violate the ADEA here" rule.  if you're still on the dole, you get $7.25.  If you're an adult and this is the only job around, you get $20.  this will lead to massive age discrimination, but whatevs. a 16 year old making $20 doesn't help.

This is stupid.  Don't be so stupid.  

1 hour ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

real talk though: there should be a place in our world for "employed but we're assuming this is just play money because it's a bunch of 16 year olds still on their parents' dime." 

 

not everything has to be a living wage.  maybe some "please violate the ADEA here" rule.  if you're still on the dole, you get $7.25.  If you're an adult and this is the only job around, you get $20.  this will lead to massive age discrimination, but whatevs. a 16 year old making $20 doesn't help.

bad take is bad

A 16 year old putting away 20/hr part time during school year and then full time in the summers will have a nice chunk of change in their pocket that I would hope discourages them from wasting it on higher education. 

Just now, StassneyHorn said:

A 16 year old putting away 20/hr part time during school year and then full time in the summers will have a nice chunk of change in their pocket that I would hope discourages them from wasting it on higher education. 

A counterpoint to this is that all the people who bitch and moan about how they went to school and worked a job, back when school was affordable, could now just nod there heads that it's possible kids might be able to put themselves through school with a part time job. 

Nah, fuck 'dem kids!

2 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

Why does he broadcast from a small credit union's safety deposit box vault?

6 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

A counterpoint to this is that all the people who bitch and moan about how they went to school and worked a job, back when school was affordable, could now just nod there heads that it's possible kids might be able to put themselves through school with a part time job. 

Nah, fuck 'dem kids!

That definitely gives them a rebuttal to Jesse’s astonishment. “I’d like to work part time and put myself through community college like past generations” is an agreeable statement without being disagreeable.

10 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

Why is he so bad at math?

As an engineer, I find lack of basic multiplication and addition skills crazy b/c I know this guy clears over 7 figures a year.

He’s not bad at math, he knows the numbers, but he’s throwing shit out there and hoping his cohosts don’t call him out on it and that his audience is too stupid to realize it.  He’s trying to get his audience angry that fast food workers might make a living that doesn’t require three jobs, and it doesn’t help that many fast food workers are minorities.

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

He’s not bad at math, he knows the numbers, but he’s throwing shit out there and hoping his cohosts don’t call him out on it and that his audience is too stupid to realize it.  He’s trying to get his audience angry that fast food workers might make a living that doesn’t require three jobs, and it doesn’t help that many fast food workers are minorities.

spacer.png

16 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

spacer.png

Oh man.  Maga MIL this weekend basically did this.  I forget exactly what the topic was, but something about people not being able to afford $250 for something.

"Who on earth doesn't have access to $250!?!?!"

As she sits in her multi-million dollar mansion.  Unreal.

3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Oh man.  Maga MIL this weekend basically did this.  I forget exactly what the topic was, but something about people not being able to afford $250 for something.

"Who on earth doesn't have access to $250!?!?!"

As she sits in her multi-million dollar mansion.  Unreal.

Brother?

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Oh man.  Maga MIL this weekend basically did this.  I forget exactly what the topic was, but something about people not being able to afford $250 for something.

"Who on earth doesn't have access to $250!?!?!"

As she sits in her multi-million dollar mansion.  Unreal.

Pics of MIL?

19 hours ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

real talk though: there should be a place in our world for "employed but we're assuming this is just play money because it's a bunch of 16 year olds still on their parents' dime." 

 

not everything has to be a living wage.  maybe some "please violate the ADEA here" rule.  if you're still on the dole, you get $7.25.  If you're an adult and this is the only job around, you get $20.  this will lead to massive age discrimination, but whatevs. a 16 year old making $20 doesn't help.

Samuel L Jackson Reaction GIF by Coming to America

35 minutes ago, G650 said:

Samuel L Jackson Reaction GIF by Coming to America

They speak English in ‘What’??

This is what triggered the snowflakes at Fox News (you can still buy the original, but Mattel released what amounts to a party version).

https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-68769981

Quote

Mattel is to launch a new version of Scrabble which is designed to be more collaborative and accessible for those who find word games intimidating. The new double-sided Scrabble board will still feature the original game for those who want to play the traditional version.

But the new game on the flip side will include helper cards, use a simpler scoring system and be quicker to play.The new board, Scrabble Together, will also allow people to compete in teams.

Here’s the segment, where they get multiple things wrong (games are still scored) because either they are fucking stupid, or they assume their audience is fucking stupid.


And yeah, they make jokes about whether Stevie Wonder knows if he is blonde or not (not blind, blonde).

Also, they are support that Mattel banned racial or LBGTQ slurs from the official tournaments.

They know their audience, that’s for sure.

Edited by atomheartbevo

Ah, the freedom lovers. Pissed at a business making a business decision that hurts no one. 

21 hours ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

real talk though: there should be a place in our world for "employed but we're assuming this is just play money because it's a bunch of 16 year olds still on their parents' dime." 

 

not everything has to be a living wage.  maybe some "please violate the ADEA here" rule.  if you're still on the dole, you get $7.25.  If you're an adult and this is the only job around, you get $20.  this will lead to massive age discrimination, but whatevs. a 16 year old making $20 doesn't help.

And another thing. Why are women getting paid so much? Am I right? Their husbands should be taking care of them, no reason for them to make their own money.

38 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

But the new game on the flip side will include helper cards, use a simpler scoring system and be quicker to play.

It sounds like that change should help the average Fox viewer.

9 minutes ago, miguelito said:

It sounds like that change should help the average Fox viewer.

Yeah, that’s what I thought once I saw the clip.  Lots of board games come out with ‘junior’ or ‘party’ editions specifically as a kinder version for stupid people; as the original gamemakers were a little too clever.  
 

shit, if I was a board game maker, I’d just label it “For ages 5+Up and FoxNews Viewers”   Yeah, I’d get some backlash but I’d move a lotta product too.  And bring great joy to a lotta hate-filled hearts.  

Holy shit, Fox absolutely lost their minds over Trump visiting a Chick-fil-A. "Would Hitler visit a Chick-fil-A??".

"Milkshakes!! This is amazing!!" (goes back to making fun of Biden for eating ice cream out with people)

c1ab531d-902c-44fa-bd7b-9da10f817760.thumb.png.b9760aa907a88dec32b9cf89aaead983.png

Thanks! Know where I’m going tonight.
35 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

c1ab531d-902c-44fa-bd7b-9da10f817760.png

is it bad that my biggest problem with this pic is the unneeded comma?

Oh man.  Maga MIL this weekend basically did this.  I forget exactly what the topic was, but something about people not being able to afford $250 for something.
"Who on earth doesn't have access to $250!?!?!"
As she sits in her multi-million dollar mansion.  Unreal.
I see why you politely deal with thier shit now.
Ah, the freedom lovers. Pissed at a business making a business decision that hurts no one. 
Allowing younger kids to play scrabble and learn words with parents and older siblings! Commie bullshit!

So where do "Drug-Infested, Sex Dens" fall under the Dewey Decimal System?  I'm guessing it ends in ".69"  Just a hunch. 

4 hours ago, Red Five said:

Holy shit, Fox absolutely lost their minds over Trump visiting a Chick-fil-A. "Would Hitler visit a Chick-fil-A??".

"Milkshakes!! This is amazing!!" (goes back to making fun of Biden for eating ice cream out with people)

Wat?  I thought they were all about chick fil a because of the anti-gay shit.  Seems like it should be their favorite place. 

Edited by Biff Tannen
Feels like I have to be missing the joke here

1 hour ago, Born to Run said:

The LCC system brings the really kinky shit.

You down with LCC?

5 hours ago, TexPx said:


Thanks! Know where I’m going tonight.

Wait ‘til you get down with the  libary.  No rules, just right ain’t just for Outback.

Dewey gunna decimate dat ass.

12 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

This is what triggered the snowflakes at Fox News (you can still buy the original, but Mattel released what amounts to a party version).

https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-68769981

Here’s the segment, where they get multiple things wrong (games are still scored) because either they are fucking stupid, or they assume their audience is fucking stupid.


And yeah, they make jokes about whether Stevie Wonder knows if he is blonde or not (not blind, blonde).

Also, they are support that Mattel banned racial or LBGTQ slurs from the official tournaments.

They know their audience, that’s for sure.

Do they complain that it violates the first amendment? That would be on brand. 

Dominion also settled with OAN previously and OAN admitted they were lying:

the lawsuit against Fox News is still ongoing.

On 4/16/2024 at 1:33 PM, The Dog said:

the lawsuit against Fox News is still ongoing.

Gonna have to toss another one on the pile pretty soon….

 

58 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Gonna have to toss another one on the pile pretty soon….

 

It's taken him this long to figure this out?

On 4/12/2024 at 1:07 PM, HenryJames said:

c1ab531d-902c-44fa-bd7b-9da10f817760.png

 

On 4/12/2024 at 1:13 PM, TexPx said:


Thanks! Know where I’m going tonight.

In The Music Man, there's a reason Professor Harold Hill sang "Madam librarian..."  if you know what I mean.

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Wait, there’s a migrant surge again ?

The Trump wants what the Trump wants.

On 4/17/2024 at 6:12 PM, Biff Tannen said:

It's taken him this long to figure this out?

They’re all idiots. Trump especially. 

It’s bout to be summertime. In Texas. In New Mexico. In Arizona. All undoable with temps, terrain, and length. California may be the only doable/service entrance but that is the longest route.

 Any caravan talk will sputter out and by the time the argument can regain momentum, the reaction will be “not this stupid bullshit again”

4 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Any caravan talk will sputter out and by the time the argument can regain momentum, the reaction will be “not this stupid bullshit again”

The reaction by 40% of the country will absolutely NOT be that.  

We will be ending our second summer 1st week of October as usual. Time isn’t there.

Lauren had noted telecom expert Josh “always smelling a nasty fart” Hawley on to talk about the 911 outage

 

IMG_1207.thumb.jpeg.78184884c4952996590253e2e0875fee.jpeg

I’m glad the only thing my gym ever has on is ESPN or classic sports or tennis 

Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.