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  • Bama Chick
    Bama Chick

    I know you’re joking about the military and “wokeness” but let me tell y’all a little story. My son has been in the Marines around 18 months. COVID absolutely destroyed his path at Troy - he’s ADHD

  • The Royal We
    The Royal We

    1. No one from the Trump campaign ever had any contact with Russia. 2. Well, someone may have had contact with Russia, but the campaign/Trump didn't know about it. 3. Actually, there was con

  • I'm saying I'd like to get in my car and ram it into Sean Hannity at high speed.

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Well the ultra-right Lilith Fair reboot looks weird as fuck.  But at least it gets Dan Patrick outta the state for a few days this summer.  

Why are these women folk so angry with the world the men have so blessedly built for them?

Blessed be the fruit.

46 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Why are these women folk so angry with the world the men have so blessedly built for them?

Blessed be the fruit.

If they would just get in the kitchen, do what I say, and spat out a few kids like they are supposed to, they'd be a lot happier. - Harrison Butker, probably.

1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Just what we needed.  A man to tell us why women are angry:

 

Watters is just looking for filler material and that whole thing seemed staged, but I'd like to know more about Mia Magick

https://miamagik.com

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1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

May we burn her?

She may give me rug burns.

Mia Magik is probably a quack and grifter but she definitely bangs.

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

May we burn her?

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8 hours ago, F250 said:

Mia Magik is probably a quack and grifter but she definitely bangs.

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11 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Watters is just looking for filler material and that whole thing seemed staged, but I'd like to know more about Mia Magick

https://miamagik.com

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 She’s fatting me up… in my jockeys.

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9 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

She’s fatting me up… in my jockeys.

She’s a lady, she would probably have some Stevie Nicks playing in the background.

On 5/20/2024 at 11:01 PM, atomheartbevo said:

Watters is just looking for filler material and that whole thing seemed staged, but I'd like to know more about Mia Magick

https://miamagik.com

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She's making my Hufflepuff. Then I can Slytherin her ravenclaw with my Gryffindor and Harry Twatter and the deathly hallows 3 was created.

I miss porn parody. 

She's making my Hufflepuff. Then I can Slytherin her ravenclaw with my Gryffindor and Harry Twatter and the deathly hallows 3 was created.
I miss porn parody. 

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Take within a few seconds of each other. 

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Fox has to control the narrative for the base…..rule of law and facts can’t seem to find the camera….truth has no agenda.

51 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Fox has to control the narrative for the base…..rule of law and facts can’t seem to find the camera….truth has no agenda.

Plenty are probably peaking at CNN though, because they know he was convicted and if Fox News is doing the head-in-the-sand thing, they are going to be too curious not to look at other stations.

This is news people have to address immediately. Slowplaying it confirms the biggest Trump ailments after Fox assaulted Trump by calling AZ early in ‘20.

32 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 


his Chinese bride dumped him ???

3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


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What in the fuck?  I mean, his messaging was racist and incorrect...but he was so damn excited to say it and his enthusiasm was palpable through the screen.  That was weird as hell.  

"Inner city blacks love sneakers, so they love Trump.  But they're also part of BLM and will probably loot the shoe store.  And they shoot up rival gang members and heroin.  But they're gonna turn out the vote for Trump who loves his African Americans over here."

The term "Mental Gymnastics" no longer applies.  They're going through some kinda other weird machination.  And it's mental, but in the 'crazy' sense the Brits would use.  By the way, Black Brits want to know if the sneakers come in UK sizes, or just standard 5-13?  

This fucking simulation just can't quit the lunacy.  

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

The term "Mental Gymnastics" no longer applies.  They're going through some kinda other weird machination.

A lot of MAGA seems to be coming around to him losing again, but are still in denial.  I’ve seen some MAGA relatives on Facebook almost in hysterics this weekend over the conviction. NY Times pitchbot on acid.

"Pitchbot on Acid" would make a good alternative term for "Mental Gymnastics", but an even better name for my new right-wing country.ska band.  We're huge on Staten Island.  

"He did nothing wrong."

They keep saying this. He cooked the books to hide evidence that he paid hush money to a porn star after fucking her, right after his wife gave birth to their son. In order to become President. He did so many things wrong. 

I assume Cotton also thinks that Eileen Cannon should recuse herself, considering that Trump gave her her current job. But, again, you run into this stuff when you elect a criminal President. 

21 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


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"DON'T FORGET THE FRIED CHICKEN!1!  THEY BOTH LOVE FRIED CHICKEN TOO!"

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1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Well everyone loves fried chicken 

Fuck yeah they do.  Peace through fried yardbird, man.

Did Ted Cruz just tacitly reveal a classified briefing he was given on terror cells from the FBI?  

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

We are still doing the border crisis thing?

not anymore. Biden announced new actions today. case closed!

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

We are still doing the border crisis thing?

It’ll crank back up when the weather cools off. Don’t you worry. 

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

not anymore. Biden announced new actions today. case closed!

Now Republicans will demand that he open the border up.

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I don't get it.

We DO have rules in this country about false advertisement. You can't call your product "bourbon" if it doesn't have a certain percentage of corn. You can't call something "chocolate" if it isn't made with actual chocolate. And you can't call it "cheese" if it's been processed to hell and back.

Why the heck do we allow whatever it is Fox sells to be called "news?"

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On 6/2/2024 at 6:36 PM, YGIFS said:

What in the fuck?  I mean, his messaging was racist and incorrect...but he was so damn excited to say it and his enthusiasm was palpable through the screen.  That was weird as hell.  

"Inner city blacks love sneakers, so they love Trump.  But they're also part of BLM and will probably loot the shoe store.  And they shoot up rival gang members and heroin.  But they're gonna turn out the vote for Trump who loves his African Americans over here."

The term "Mental Gymnastics" no longer applies.  They're going through some kinda other weird machination.  And it's mental, but in the 'crazy' sense the Brits would use.  By the way, Black Brits want to know if the sneakers come in UK sizes, or just standard 5-13?  

This fucking simulation just can't quit the lunacy.  

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18 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

I don't get it.

We DO have rules in this country about false advertisement. You can't call your product "bourbon" if it doesn't have a certain percentage of corn. You can't call something "chocolate" if it isn't made with actual chocolate. And you can't call it "cheese" if it's been processed to hell and back.

Why the heck do we allow whatever it is Fox sells to be called "news?"

I have been arguing this for years.  I get free speech but it's fucking criminal what they have done to this country and the news business in general.  If Walter Cronkite was alive to today, he would punch all of these "news people" in the fucking mouth for embarrassing what a news reporter and anchorman are supposed to be. 

4 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

I have been arguing this for years.  I get free speech but it's fucking criminal what they have done to this country and the news business in general.  If Walter Cronkite was alive to today, he would punch all of these "news people" in the fucking mouth for embarrassing what a news reporter and anchorman are supposed to be. 

I mean this doesn't impact free speech at all; they can still say whatever they want, they just can't call it "news."

Well this seems appropriate to the media/news discussion.

starts at around 14:30 and the loses it at about 16:20

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also from that Daily Show episode a very, very good interview here. 

 

while i often think Jon makes cogent insightful points, his interview style (if you can call it that, grates me sometimes).

He often interrupts with a non-sequitur to get a laugh. derailing the argument/train of thought the person he is interviewing is trying to make. He does usually get back on track and says "continue":, but you can see the guest struggle to get back to the point he/she was trying to make.

1 hour ago, yoladu said:

while i often think Jon makes cogent insightful points, his interview style (if you can call it that, grates me sometimes).

He often interrupts with a non-sequitur to get a laugh. derailing the argument/train of thought the person he is interviewing is trying to make. He does usually get back on track and says "continue":, but you can see the guest struggle to get back to the point he/she was trying to make.

 

To quote Joseph Biden:

"... don’t compare me to the Almighty, compare me to the alternative."

 

Considering the 'journalists' out there today, I feel as if Jon at least gets to the substance a lot more than almost anyone out there.

The networks and cable news just operates on the veneer and periphery. At least IMO. 

It is a little too much 'look at me' sometimes. But it isn't the 'sniffing ones own farts' or 'full felatio' mode that is our current level of journalism. 

She hooked up with Puck. All her opinions are shit, obviously. 

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