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2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Damn, that twitter handle...talk about a full time gig.  

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I hate this thread, but I read it so I know what to expect from my parents. 

2 hours ago, miguelito said:

I hate this thread, but I read it so I know what to expect from my parents. 

 

23 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Totally not weird

2 hours ago, miguelito said:

I hate this thread, but I read it so I know what to expect from my parents. 

In laws for me, but absolutely. Know thy enemy. 

i don't think i've ever heard greg gutfeld's voice until today people actually listen to him talking? grating

4 hours ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

That’s with a red PA and red WI too. 

I know it maths, but in what world is she going to lose both of those states yet wins Georgia and Arizona?

If past is prolog then I have to say this is still down to who wins Pennsylvania is going to win the election.

 

 

Are you going to believe Republicans or your lying eyes?

Did he forget to switch out his Biden talking points? She’s been all over the place these last five weeks.

9 hours ago, Red Five said:

Did he forget to switch out his Biden talking points? She’s been all over the place these last five weeks.

She's responsible for Pearl Harbor and 9/11, did you know that?

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fox news viewers have to be in shock ….

 

40 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

If this was a press conference:

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They should just refer to him as Peter Duncey from now on.

3 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

They should just refer to him as Peter Duncey from now on.

Peter Douchey 

2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I imagine he was punched in the face a lot as a kid. 

That . . . actually makes a lot of sense.  

Straws are seriously a running theme with this dude. Has to be the third or fourth time a similar video has made it to this thread. He 100% saw Ryan Gosling describe men drinking out of a straw as looking like you're sucking a tiny dick in Crazy. Stupid. Love. and built an entire ethos around it. You know I'm right. I'd bet my life on it.

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Me thinks he protests too much.

14 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Weird

14 hours ago, aggie08 said:

Straws are seriously a running theme with this dude. Has to be the third or fourth time a similar video has made it to this thread. He 100% saw Ryan Gosling describe men drinking out of a straw as looking like you're sucking a tiny dick in Crazy. Stupid. Love. and built an entire ethos around it. You know I'm right. I'd bet my life on it.

5 hours ago, RPM said:

Me thinks he protests too much.

I think it's all performance art with him, he's collecting a really nice salary and went far above where he should have ended up, and knows it.

But he's creepy as fuck when you remember how he got his second wife.

Straws are for children and they need to stop handing them out just because you got a drink. 

 

That said good luck drinking a milkshake without one.

15 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

1 hour ago, elfenix said:

Straws are for children and they need to stop handing them out just because you got a drink. 

 

That said good luck drinking a milkshake without one.

I mean......I pretty much don't use a straw for anything BUT 1) a shake or 2) a to-go drink that I'll drink in the car.  How the fuck does Jesse drink a shake?  And why in the blue fuck is he so obsessed about men drinking out of straws?  It's as if his brain is on a constant cycle of "don't think about sucking cock, don't think about sucking cock, don't think about sucking cock, don't think about sucking cock....DAMMIT, I can't stop thinking about sucking cock."

These people and their movement are the epitome of weird and pathetic.  Always, 100% of the time.  

And, yes, he's a fucking psycho stalker who should not be allowed within 100 feet of any human females.

16 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

"Fellas, it's gay to like milkshakes right?"

If Kamala and Walz win, they need to go on Fox News, specifically Watters show with milkshakes for everyone. And then when Watters tries to drink his, Walz does this scene and then pummels Watters.

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Watters doesn't realize all straws aren't made by StoopsCo

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17 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

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Says the loser who has to deflate the tires of a female co-worker he was stalking while still married to his wife. 

Those boycotts always work out so well for the mouth-breathers.  I mean Nike, InBev and the NFL are all damn near bankrupt. 

2 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Man, she’s a true believer isn’t she?

Hey everybody, the Big Dick Toilet guy will be there!

 

15 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

Hey everybody, the Big Dick Toilet guy will be there!

 

I don't know who the fuck Scott Presler is, but he definitely has kiddie porn on his computer.  

1 hour ago, Longhornfan1024 said:

I don't know who the fuck Scott Presler is, but he definitely has kiddie porn on his computer.  

He looks like Levi from Righteous Gemstones.

 

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Jesse doth protest too much about masculinity. The reality is he probably has a secret grinder account and likes to eat snickers bars upside down so the veiny part is on his tongue.
8 hours ago, Hmbre97 said:
On 9/4/2024 at 7:10 PM, tx 3 putt said:
 

Jesse doth protest too much about masculinity. The reality is he probably has a secret grinder account and likes to eat snickers bars upside down so the veiny part is on his tongue.

lol wow

On 9/12/2024 at 12:26 AM, Hmbre97 said:

Jesse doth protest too much about masculinity. The reality is he probably has a secret grinder account and likes to eat snickers bars upside down so the veiny part is on his tongue.

Not something I could’ve conceived. 

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