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#10751
2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
Greg Gutfeld yells over his co-host to prove he's right about Black unemployment. Volume has nothing to do with being correct. I used FRED (Federal Reserve Economic Data) to prove that Tarlov was correct and Gutfeld was incorrect - RECEIPTS.

 

Damn, that twitter handle...talk about a full time gig.  

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#10753
2 hours ago, miguelito said:

I hate this thread, but I read it so I know what to expect from my parents. 

Fox News: “Harris has a two-point lead in our latest poll…if that lead holds, she wins Georgia, she wins the presidency of the United States"pic.twitter.com/qDJagsUq55

 

#10755
23 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
Fox News' Jesse Watters: “When a man votes for a woman, he actually transitions into a woman." @Acyn

 

Totally not weird

2 hours ago, miguelito said:

I hate this thread, but I read it so I know what to expect from my parents. 

In laws for me, but absolutely. Know thy enemy. 

#10757

i don't think i've ever heard greg gutfeld's voice until today people actually listen to him talking? grating

#10758
4 hours ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

That’s with a red PA and red WI too. 

I know it maths, but in what world is she going to lose both of those states yet wins Georgia and Arizona?

If past is prolog then I have to say this is still down to who wins Pennsylvania is going to win the election.

 

 

#10759
Speaker Johnson says Kamala Harris is hiding in the basement in response to a clip from Harris’ recent CNN interview while another clip of Harris speaking at an event in Georgia plays next to him

 

#10760

Are you going to believe Republicans or your lying eyes?

#10762
9 hours ago, Red Five said:

Did he forget to switch out his Biden talking points? She’s been all over the place these last five weeks.

She's responsible for Pearl Harbor and 9/11, did you know that?

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#10764

fox news viewers have to be in shock ….

Crazy fox news actually allowed this on their channel. I'm guessing most of their audience has never heard shit like this.

 

#10765
Karine Jean-Pierre just shot down Peter Doocy after he accused Kamala of having a Southern accent.“I have no idea what you're talking about. Do you think Americans seriously think this is an important question? The question is insane. I'm moving on.”

 

#10766
40 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
Karine Jean-Pierre just shot down Peter Doocy after he accused Kamala of having a Southern accent.“I have no idea what you're talking about. Do you think Americans seriously think this is an important question? The question is insane. I'm moving on.”

 

If this was a press conference:

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#10768
3 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

They should just refer to him as Peter Duncey from now on.

Peter Douchey 

#10772
Watters: Women love masculinity, and women do not love Tim Walz, so that should just tell you about how masculine Tim Walz is. The other day you saw him with a vanilla ice cream shake. Had a straw in it. Again, that tells you everything.

 

#10773
2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
Watters: Women love masculinity, and women do not love Tim Walz, so that should just tell you about how masculine Tim Walz is. The other day you saw him with a vanilla ice cream shake. Had a straw in it. Again, that tells you everything.

 

Weird

#10774

Straws are seriously a running theme with this dude. Has to be the third or fourth time a similar video has made it to this thread. He 100% saw Ryan Gosling describe men drinking out of a straw as looking like you're sucking a tiny dick in Crazy. Stupid. Love. and built an entire ethos around it. You know I'm right. I'd bet my life on it.

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#10776
14 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Weird

14 hours ago, aggie08 said:

Straws are seriously a running theme with this dude. Has to be the third or fourth time a similar video has made it to this thread. He 100% saw Ryan Gosling describe men drinking out of a straw as looking like you're sucking a tiny dick in Crazy. Stupid. Love. and built an entire ethos around it. You know I'm right. I'd bet my life on it.

5 hours ago, RPM said:

Me thinks he protests too much.

I think it's all performance art with him, he's collecting a really nice salary and went far above where he should have ended up, and knows it.

But he's creepy as fuck when you remember how he got his second wife.

#10777

Straws are for children and they need to stop handing them out just because you got a drink. 

 

That said good luck drinking a milkshake without one.

#10779
15 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
Watters: Women love masculinity, and women do not love Tim Walz, so that should just tell you about how masculine Tim Walz is. The other day you saw him with a vanilla ice cream shake. Had a straw in it. Again, that tells you everything.

 

1 hour ago, elfenix said:

Straws are for children and they need to stop handing them out just because you got a drink. 

 

That said good luck drinking a milkshake without one.

I mean......I pretty much don't use a straw for anything BUT 1) a shake or 2) a to-go drink that I'll drink in the car.  How the fuck does Jesse drink a shake?  And why in the blue fuck is he so obsessed about men drinking out of straws?  It's as if his brain is on a constant cycle of "don't think about sucking cock, don't think about sucking cock, don't think about sucking cock, don't think about sucking cock....DAMMIT, I can't stop thinking about sucking cock."

These people and their movement are the epitome of weird and pathetic.  Always, 100% of the time.  

And, yes, he's a fucking psycho stalker who should not be allowed within 100 feet of any human females.

#10780
16 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
Watters: Women love masculinity, and women do not love Tim Walz, so that should just tell you about how masculine Tim Walz is. The other day you saw him with a vanilla ice cream shake. Had a straw in it. Again, that tells you everything.

 

"Fellas, it's gay to like milkshakes right?"

#10781

If Kamala and Walz win, they need to go on Fox News, specifically Watters show with milkshakes for everyone. And then when Watters tries to drink his, Walz does this scene and then pummels Watters.

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#10783

Watters doesn't realize all straws aren't made by StoopsCo

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#10784
17 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
Watters: Women love masculinity, and women do not love Tim Walz, so that should just tell you about how masculine Tim Walz is. The other day you saw him with a vanilla ice cream shake. Had a straw in it. Again, that tells you everything.

 

 

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#10785

Says the loser who has to deflate the tires of a female co-worker he was stalking while still married to his wife. 

#10786
Brian Kilmeade just said that Trump won in 2016 and 2020. I don't know what's up with the folks at Fox but you'd think that paying $787.5 million in a defamation settlement to Dominion Voting Systems would have been enough. I guess not. Trump did NOT win the 2020 election.

 

#10787
This is the second time that Hannity appears to float a boycott against Disney if he doesn’t like how the debate turns out

 

#10790
Jeanine Pirro: "She should hope!"Jessica Tarlov: "She should hope? It's the reality!"Pirro: "No it isn't."Tarlov: "He's not a convicted felon?"Pirro: "You think that's a real case?"Tarlov: "Oooookay"

 

#10791
2 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:
Jeanine Pirro: "She should hope!"Jessica Tarlov: "She should hope? It's the reality!"Pirro: "No it isn't."Tarlov: "He's not a convicted felon?"Pirro: "You think that's a real case?"Tarlov: "Oooookay"

 

Man, she’s a true believer isn’t she?

#10792

Hey everybody, the Big Dick Toilet guy will be there!

It’s good to see he’s going for fair and balanced analysis.

 

#10793
Hume: Make no mistake about it, Trump had a bad night… This is pretty much her night

 

#10794
15 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

Hey everybody, the Big Dick Toilet guy will be there!

It’s good to see he’s going for fair and balanced analysis.

 

I don't know who the fuck Scott Presler is, but he definitely has kiddie porn on his computer.  

#10795
Trump reacts to Taylor Swift endorsing Kamala Harris: "Well, I actually like Mrs. Mahomes much better ... I was not a Taylor Swift fan ... she'll probably pay a price for it in the marketplace."

 

#10797
1 hour ago, Longhornfan1024 said:

I don't know who the fuck Scott Presler is, but he definitely has kiddie porn on his computer.  

He looks like Levi from Righteous Gemstones.

 

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#10798
 
Jesse doth protest too much about masculinity. The reality is he probably has a secret grinder account and likes to eat snickers bars upside down so the veiny part is on his tongue.
#10799
8 hours ago, Hmbre97 said:
On 9/4/2024 at 7:10 PM, tx 3 putt said:
 

Jesse doth protest too much about masculinity. The reality is he probably has a secret grinder account and likes to eat snickers bars upside down so the veiny part is on his tongue.

lol wow

#10800
On 9/12/2024 at 12:26 AM, Hmbre97 said:

Jesse doth protest too much about masculinity. The reality is he probably has a secret grinder account and likes to eat snickers bars upside down so the veiny part is on his tongue.

Not something I could’ve conceived. 

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