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26 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

That's nice that you think that, Laura, but our laws allow for them to come and apply in person. And if their life is in danger in their own country if they don't flee then that's not exactly "safety," is it? You fucking toolbag. 

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4 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

That's nice that you think that, Laura, but our laws allow for them to come and apply in person. And if their life is in danger in their own country if they don't flee then that's not exactly "safety," is it? You fucking toolbag. 

Don't forget there'd be one photo taken showing a line of people outside the Embassy in their country and the Fox News crowd would run with "BENGHAZI 2.0 EMBASSY IN EL SALVADOR OVERRUN BY HORDE OF ASYLUM SEEKERS!!!!!!11!!!!"

Wasn't that dildo, Jesse Waters, the stupid gotcha man of the street interview guy for the O'Reilly Factor? That's who Fox went with?

10 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Is anyone else surprised the “US Americans Such as” chick hasn’t landed a gig on Fox?

She makes as much sense as the rest of their hot, blind regards.

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

That’s a shame.

The Millenials keep getting older and the olds/boomers keep dying. This is a trend that will only continue. 

1 hour ago, Lurch said:

 

Now now, if he means the Republican congressmen, then I fully agree.

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

That’s a shame.

It’s a shame America tunes in to either one. 

What kind of actual drugs is Tucker on???

Cause I need to get my hands on whatever he’s smoking/snorting/gobbling.

9 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Holy shit, the first thing he does is defend Warren Jeffs, a child rapist who convinced others to also be child rapists and give their children up to be raped.

Heh.  Tucker Carlson was a regular caller into Bubba The Love Sponge show.  For those of you that aren't familiar with Bubba, he's the redneck Howard Stern.  He was buddies with Hulk Hogan and let Hulk fuck his young, hot wife and he filmed it, and the film was leaked. 

 

https://www.mediamatters.org/research/2019/03/10/unearthed-audio-tucker-carlson-makes-numerous-misogynistic-and-perverted-comments/223092

BTW, does anybody doubt that Janine had a couple three drinks before taping that segment?  

25 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

BTW, does anybody doubt that Janine had a couple three drinks before taping that segment?  

I'm mostly in the bag and she sounds drunk. 

2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

This seems like kind of a big deal.   

2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

It was only a few posts up and I missed it.  Delete post, ban user.

38 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

This seems like kind of a big deal.   

What?  Why?  It's just locker room talk.  He didn't even describe himself sexually assaulting a woman.

Tucker trying to get ahead of it, but I believe the coverage is too widespread at this point, and the boycott machine is starting to warm up.  

https://www.newsweek.com/fox-news-tucker-carlson-responds-leaked-audio-tapes-where-he-calls-women-1357928

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Newsweek reached out to Tucker Carlson and Fox News Channel for comment, with Carlson issuing this statement: "Media Matters caught me saying something naughty on a radio show more than a decade ago. Rather than express the usual ritual contrition, how about this: I’m on television every weeknight live for an hour. If you want to know what I think, you can watch. Anyone who disagrees with my views is welcome to come on and explain why.”

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I hope Tucker’s daughter is fucking and sucking every clit, dick, and tit she can get her mouth on.

I know it’s hard for men to get how it feels as a woman to hear someone talk about you in such a way. And I don’t know what it says about me that I still have the capacity or naivety to be shocked that some men sincerely believe that kind of crap.

But even coming from a complete and utter shitface like Tucker and some moron who calls himself a Love Sponge, it’s like a gut punch.

It makes me look at men I interact with everyday and wonder “Is he one of them? Am I being humored and tolerated because he’d get fired if he said what he actually thought? Am I automatically starting off in a hole with this person only because I have a vagina?”

It’s honestly so demoralizing and depressing and gross. Because I KNOW there’s men I probably respect and who treat me totally normal but in their heart, they feel and think the same way.

Ugh, I’m rambling at this point but seriously, y’all know I’m more likely to rage about stuff but hearing that made me want to cry.

3 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

Heh.  Tucker Carlson was a regular caller into Bubba The Love Sponge show.  For those of you that aren't familiar with Bubba, he's the redneck Howard Stern.  He was buddies with Hulk Hogan and let Hulk fuck his young, hot wife and he filmed it, and the film was leaked. 

 

https://www.mediamatters.org/research/2019/03/10/unearthed-audio-tucker-carlson-makes-numerous-misogynistic-and-perverted-comments/223092

Meh.

 

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lol

The Kim Jong Un to Donald's Kim Jong Il.  Fuck that whole fucked up family.

Okay, this is going to be fun.  This apparently is the first of more releases   

https://splinternews.com/heres-tucker-carlson-going-full-misogynist-and-saying-w-1833191817

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I want to be clear that the intention in releasing this now is not some ‘gotcha’ game.’ The purpose is to offer some further insight into his current misogynistic and bigoted commentary on Fox News by offering a look a the kinds of things he was saying when he was thought he was among like-minded audiences.

This is not one random off-hand comment that Carlson said decades ago. Instead, we’re highlighting patterns. This first one focuses on misogyny mostly and the pattern in the clips echoes the misogyny on his current show.

When public figures are speaking to like-minded groups and the spotlight isn’t on them, they can sometimes reveal truths about themselves and their worldview. For example, Mitt Romney’s infamous 47% comments were at a private fundraiser; or, Fox News’ Washington bureau managing editor Bill Sammon bragging to a private group of conservatives that he intentionally spreading misinformation about Barack Obama and marxism. 

This same principle applies here. This is the real Tucker Carlson.

 

21 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Very quietly...

 

 

Couldn't happen to a nicer sack of shit.

Everybody in the media talking about Tucker.

So their first batch of audio is about misogyny.   

Wonder what (and when) their next release will cover.  I’m guessing racism. 

3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Everybody in the media talking about Tucker.

So their first batch of audio is about misogyny.   

Wonder what (and when) their next release will cover.  I’m guessing racism. 

I'm thinking aggressively anti-gay rhetoric

9 minutes ago, Captainant said:

I'm thinking aggressively anti-gay rhetoric

That would get Mike Pence's vote. 

3 hours ago, Captainant said:

I'm thinking aggressively anti-gay rhetoric

Very possible.  He lost a bunch of advertisers over the immigrant stuff already.  

And he’s now got the Martha Stewart crowd pissed at him.   She’s worth a lot more than Dotard.  

16 hours ago, Anastasis said:

Meh.

 

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nsfw

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4 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

nsfw

 

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There are more revealing shots out there if you image search Heather Clem nude. Just sayin'.  I'd hit it.

I would too, although I'm pretty sure Hulk wrecked it. 

16 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Okay, this is going to be fun.  This apparently is the first of more releases   

https://splinternews.com/heres-tucker-carlson-going-full-misogynist-and-saying-w-1833191817

 

That’s gonna leave a mark.  Poor tucker.  I’d love to see him one on one with an average woman.  He’d get his clock cleaned more times than not.  Seriously.  What a huge pussy.  

you guys are easy marks for some broad with a set of bolt ones and a manish face. 

you guys are easy marks for some broad with a set of bolt ones and a manish face. 

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11 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

you guys are easy marks for some broad with a set of bolt ones and a manish face. 

Some of us go in with eyes wide open, dude.

He'll be off the air by the end of the week. 

Remember the outrage from Fox and the right when Samantha Bee called Ivanka a cunt?

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11 minutes ago, kevwun said:

He'll be off the air by the end of the week. 

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