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4 hours ago, Lurch said:

 

This "Being There" reboot (a/k/a reality) sucks so bad. 

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  • I'm saying I'd like to get in my car and ram it into Sean Hannity at high speed.

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35 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

This cunt.
 

I’m not sure what’s more shocking. This horrendous take that the U.S. “decided” to end slavery, so we should be given credit. Or the fact that former MTV VJ Kennedy is on Fox. I had no idea. 

2 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

I’m not sure what’s more shocking. This horrendous take that the U.S. “decided” to end slavery, so we should be given credit. Or the fact that former MTV VJ Kennedy is on Fox. I had no idea. 

For the 80 year olds running Fox News, Kennedy is seen as young, edgy, and relevant. 

47 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

This cunt.
 

Great Britain - Slavery Abolition Act of 1833

France ended slavery in France and all her colonies for good with a general emancipation in 1848

United States The Emancipation Proclamation of 1863, but then there was that whole civil war thing because half the country wanted to keep their slaves...errr, I mean States Rights!!  Followed by the 13th amendment in 1865. 

Fucking Fox news...

 

and that fat fuck does the "dago" thing when he talks.  does he still pose with the giant unlit cigar?

Probably too good to be true but a girl can dream.

“Everyone Thinks They’re Going to Sell”: Hellfire at Fox as Hannity Mulls Leaving and Lachlan Goes Full Donna Brazile on Trump

Inside Fox, staffers believe that C.E.O. Lachlan Murdoch is likely to nudge the network in a less pro-Trump direction. Is this the first step in a larger strategy to sell the newly spun-off company?

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2019/03/hellfire-at-fox-as-sean-hannity-mulls-leaving

 

That’s all pretty big.  Rupert’s kids are not Trump fans.  Watch for the pivot.  It’s coming.  

2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

and that fat fuck does the "dago" thing when he talks.  does he still pose with the giant unlit cigar?

You say “dago”, I say “Guinea”.  

5 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

That’s all pretty big.  Rupert’s kids are not Trump fans.  Watch for the pivot.  It’s coming.  

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Boy when Fox stops fluffing Trump on an hourly basis the President is truly going to lose his mind. His meltdown will be "the best, many people will have said so"

7 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

You say “dago”, I say “Guinea”.  

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8 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Probably too good to be true but a girl can dream.

“Everyone Thinks They’re Going to Sell”: Hellfire at Fox as Hannity Mulls Leaving and Lachlan Goes Full Donna Brazile on Trump

Inside Fox, staffers believe that C.E.O. Lachlan Murdoch is likely to nudge the network in a less pro-Trump direction. Is this the first step in a larger strategy to sell the newly spun-off company?

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2019/03/hellfire-at-fox-as-sean-hannity-mulls-leaving

 

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9 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

You say “dago”, I say “Guinea”.  

 

12 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

That’s all pretty big.  Rupert’s kids are not Trump fans.  Watch for the pivot.  It’s coming.  

Haven't they been running the place the last couple of years?

1 hour ago, wildcat09 said:

Haven't they been running the place the last couple of years?

Rupert is slowly backing off.  As the pressure builds and it becomes more obvious Trump is sunk they’ll move.  Of course they are rolling in the dough stoking fears etc so it’s going to be slow.  Says a lot that not one person ever really thought Shep’s gig was in danger.  

Hannity, Carlson, Pirro will all be gone in under 2 yrs.  Thats where I think all this goes.  Maybe wishful thinking...

9 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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Fox News Money Managers: "Let's diversify your portfolio a bit, I'm things a third in an ammunition and LifeAlert basket, a third in MyPillow and the last third in lottery tickets, It's good to spread your savings around" 

54 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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Is that dude the brother of the wat lady?

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I somehow missed Helmetgate. All those traitors openly pining for Putin hasn't aged well. 

On 3/17/2019 at 3:59 PM, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Look guys, I want Fox News to reform more than anyone but y’all need to stop looking them as a normal profit motive driven business.   They are not normal while under the Trump administration.

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I like it but the shitbags are an odd choice.  Likelihood of Trump or Putin being a good citizen and schlepping their animal's feces is 0%.  Poop's a metaphor for what exactly?

1 hour ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

I like it but the shitbags are an odd choice.  Likelihood of Trump or Putin being a good citizen and schlepping their animal's feces is 0%.  Poop's a metaphor for what exactly?

Size of their balls.  Or only how much tiny hands can bundle.  

1 hour ago, Message Board User said:

 

" ....and passes none of the network's editorial guidelines. "

 

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29 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

Gotta respect the genius of the Qanon phenomenon.  Imagine being president and having this massive brainwashed cult movement created to support you.  #winning

One of these people is going to get murdered by a crazy and then Fox is going to get the fuck sued out of it.

Nothing political. Just wanted to say Fox News worked on me for about 2.5 minutes Thursday morning.

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Tits are a gateway drug.

Do they know their audience or what?

It’s truly fucking magical. There is no bottom to the stupidity. We live within a singularity of stupidity.
3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Do they know their audience or what?

was coming to post this.  They really say the quiet parts out loud now.

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So disheartening that the 40% are so efficiently managed with meaningless slogans. Wall, Witch Hunt, MS-13, Pre-existing Conditions, Across State Lines, Free Market, etc. Just say them over and over and you're golden. 

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