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What the hell does “revved up like a deuce” mean anyway?
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It's a car.
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    I know you’re joking about the military and “wokeness” but let me tell y’all a little story. My son has been in the Marines around 18 months. COVID absolutely destroyed his path at Troy - he’s ADHD

  • The Royal We
    The Royal We

    1. No one from the Trump campaign ever had any contact with Russia. 2. Well, someone may have had contact with Russia, but the campaign/Trump didn't know about it. 3. Actually, there was con

  • I'm saying I'd like to get in my car and ram it into Sean Hannity at high speed.

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3 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

Duece Coupe

It's a car.

You don't know what I got. 

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

I can think of a place where i would've preferred Iran to aim their missiles

 

15 hours ago, Born to Run said:
17 hours ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:
Got me singing some "Blinded by the Light". Crenshaw is definitely wrapped up like a "douche"

*Revved up like a duece.

Username checks out.

4 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

Yeah, this is normal.  Nothing to worry about.

2 hours ago, Lagunamadre said:

What a terrible cunt. 

nailed it

So Mike is gonna vote to remove him right?  Or at least stop voting in lockstep with the dotard?

 

 

 

Yeah, I couldn't get through that with a straight face.  This outrage will last all of 24 hours at most.

7 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

So Mike is gonna vote to remove him right?  Or at least stop voting in lockstep with the dotard?

 

 

 

Yeah, I couldn't get through that with a straight face.  This outrage will last all of 24 hours at most.

Utah senators have the most room to move given their population isn't in love with DOTUS.   Utah gimme two might happen.

16 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Never forget, he’s a chaplain in the US Air Force Reserve.  

is this like the old 'where do they bury the survivors' joke?

9 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

The mass hysteria part is right.  Dogs and cats living together.  I hope we all get killed by a giant marshmallow man.

wow, even this is some next level shit from Fox

can't even fathom what they would do in a real crisis, war, or other disaster

2020 ya'll. fucking november is going to be a joke. not sure what i will do till then

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“I was really being tough and so was he. And we would go back and forth. And then we fell in love, ok? No really. He wrote me beautiful letters. And they’re great letters. And then we fell in love.”

- Donald Trump, President of The United States

"He’s not a war hero. He was a war hero because he was captured. I like people who weren’t captured.”

-Donald Trump, before Gary Johnson voters made him President of The United States

 

 

Fuck the Constitution. 

Wednesday Addams has REALLY let herself go.

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9 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Fuck the Constitution. 

I know it's bad form to quote your own post, but this response to that tweet was just too good. 

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The Huckabees have long preferred the King James translation of the constitution.

 

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

There's something wrong with her face.

she's pinocchio, but instead of lies making her nose longer, it's making the one eye slide further down her face. 

56 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Fuck the Constitution. 

GD......spoiler that, before you summon Vic. 

Here's a question I have.  CNN has stuff other than news.  Anthony Bourdain, documentaries about culture (movies, music, the decades, etc), and various other human interest programs.  Does Fox have ANYTHING like that?  Or is it just 24/7 old person propaganda?  I can't imagine their demographic is much interested in anything other than yelling at clouds.

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Here's a question I have.  CNN has stuff other than news.  Anthony Bourdain, documentaries about culture (movies, music, the decades, etc), and various other human interest programs.  Does Fox have ANYTHING like that?  Or is it just 24/7 old person propaganda?  I can't imagine their demographic is much interested in anything other than yelling at clouds.

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10 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

 

And she is interviewing the President tonight on her show. I try very hard not to wish ill on others, etc, but that Fox creator Murdoch will be joining Ailes in hell.

On 1/9/2020 at 11:17 AM, Mo Horn said:

I know it's bad form to quote your own post, but this response to that tweet was just too good. 

 

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The Huckabees have long preferred the King Donald John translation of the constitution.

FIFY

23 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

 

 


Meanwhile......

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Does it make me gay that I'd bang the dude in the green dress? 

On 1/9/2020 at 12:40 PM, Biff Tannen said:

Here's a question I have.  CNN has stuff other than news.  Anthony Bourdain, documentaries about culture (movies, music, the decades, etc), and various other human interest programs.  Does Fox have ANYTHING like that?  Or is it just 24/7 old person propaganda?  I can't imagine their demographic is much interested in anything other than yelling at clouds.

You haven't watched the cooking shows on Fox Nation?! 

 

 

Isn't it supposed to (besides sell product) personalize them (the anchors)? Do they have a home improvement show? If one could get a mole in their organization, a table saw meeting up with Tucker Carlson presents a window of opportunity that would be worth any subsequent incarceration.

A moment of clarity? 

 

McSally is panicking.   She should be able to easily win in a state that has a huge Air Force and retired military presence.  She loses this fall, she’s finished in politics.  

Siap but Disney is cleansing its acquired assets of the word “Fox” to disassociate itself from the brand.  Not for legal reasons, but because of the negative connotation, according to management.   I find that satisfying, personally.



Literally under his name when he spewed this horseshit.

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7 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

 

 


Literally under his name when he spewed this horseshit.

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Does anyone really think Eric was ever in business? Maybe he attends meetings and shows up for photos but I can’t see him being involved in strategy or even actual work.

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