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  • Bama Chick
    Bama Chick

    I know you’re joking about the military and “wokeness” but let me tell y’all a little story. My son has been in the Marines around 18 months. COVID absolutely destroyed his path at Troy - he’s ADHD

  • The Royal We
    The Royal We

    1. No one from the Trump campaign ever had any contact with Russia. 2. Well, someone may have had contact with Russia, but the campaign/Trump didn't know about it. 3. Actually, there was con

  • I'm saying I'd like to get in my car and ram it into Sean Hannity at high speed.

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Just so we’re all on the same page -

25,000 retail stores > 100,000 lives


On 6/7/2020 at 3:08 PM, Dnaguy said:


I don’t remember her being so busty....

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She got skinny in the early 00s, in the worst way possible.

4 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Just so we’re all on the same page -

25,000 retail stores > 100,000 lives

 


And gosh, retail stores were KILLING IT before COVID-19 and shutdowns. I have all my stock in JC Penny and Sears and am doing just fine...

On 6/7/2020 at 1:22 AM, henrygandorf said:

so what do we think about rbi and its plural version?

 

 

 

rsbi, imo

16 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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I used to think the Rs wanted to go back to the 50s.  Didn't realize it was the 1850s.

On 6/9/2020 at 8:36 AM, HenryJames said:

 

LOL. 

 

Fox hasn't been the same since Herman's Head went off the air. 

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

LOL. 

 

Fox hasn't been the same since Herman's Head went off the air. 

parker lewis can’t lose. 

On 6/3/2020 at 1:40 PM, longhornmatt said:

He’s probably going to hook up with Tiffany or Kayleigh McEnany or something now.   Maybe Jared isn’t fake alpha MAGA enough for Ivanka? 

Wait, actually he seems like Hope Hicks material.  But I seriously almost guarantee he’s banging some deplorable in Trump world. 

So close:

Ainsley Earhardt

The collective freak out of the right over [checks notes] Seattle, is some breathtakingly funny shit.

 

Before liberal ISIS took over, this is what happened:

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10 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Checks notes:

Merriam Webster: AUTONOMOUS--existing or capable of existing independently, undertaken or carried on without outside control. FREEDOM--The quality or state of being free, such as: the absence of necessity, coercion, or constraint in choice or action, unrestricted use. LIBERTY--the quality or state of being free.the positive enjoyment of various social, political, or economic rights and privileges.

 

Someone please tell Dan Patrick he is shit for education and Texas.

On 6/8/2020 at 8:20 AM, mdmost said:

Sorry Antifa, Defund The Police will be replacing you as the new Fox News tactic to scare old white people. 

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32 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

And to think I used to want to fuck Lara Logan.

I still do but I used to too.

“I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.”
― Mitch Hedberg

https://www.cnn.com/2020/06/13/media/seattle-fox-news-autonomous-zone-protest/index.html

Fox News published digitally altered and misleading images on its website's homepage Friday that made a demonstration in Seattle, in which a group of largely peaceful Black Lives Matter protesters have occupied six city blocks, appear violent and dangerous.

 

The deceitful tactic was called out by The Seattle Times. The local newspaper reported that when it asked Fox News about the images, the network removed them.

 

 

lots of talk of “dem run cities”. are any big cities run by r’s?  seems like most of the bigger cities have dem mayors. 

3 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

lots of talk of “dem run cities”. are any big cities run by r’s?  seems like most of the bigger cities have dem mayors. 

Fort Worth and OKC are the only cities I can think of. 

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Fox News Confuses Monty Python Line Quoted By Reddit With Seattle CHAZ Report

Fox News confused a social media post quoting a line from the film Monty Python & The Holy Grail with a report about in-fighting in the Seattle Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone (CHAZ).

On Friday, Fox’s Martha MacCallum reported on the network’s show The Story that there was evidence of problems between the leaders of the Seattle protest camp.The CHAZ is a six-block area in Seattle where Black Lives Matter protesters have taken over.

MacCallum’s report showed an image of a Reddit post that was headlined, “I didn’t vote for Raz.” Fox apparently thought it was a reference to Raz Simone, a rapper who has been identified as an unofficial leader of the CHAZ.

Accompanying the image was the suggestion that “infighting among some of the occupiers and some signs of rebellion against Raz Simone.”

Unfortunately, the post was not a reference to the CHAZ, but was a quote from the 1975 comedy film Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

In the film, Terry Jones and Michael Palin say they are members of ‘an autonomous collective.’

‘We’re an anarcho-syndicalist commune,’ says Palin’s character.

Fox and MacCallum also did not report on the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.

I like Anar-Kyrgyzstan.  It would be lost on my HS world geography teacher/freshman football coach though.  He pronounced it Crickistan for some reason.

Lulz. Around the Salvation Army in dt Austin is worse. Send in the military!!! 

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Normally I'm more wary of a guy with an AR-15 at an Open Carry Rally than a guy in a unicorn onesie, but the slo-mo and horror film soundtrack makes a compelling argument.

1 minute ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

but the slo-mo and horror film soundtrack makes a compelling argument.

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1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

 

If he's going to be relying on that bullshit defense, they should require him to include that ("Tucker has no obligation to investigate the truth of any matters that he discusses.  You should not expect him to report facts.") prominently during the first couple of minutes of every show.

5 hours ago, LABEVO said:

 

Hahaha, awesome.  Would like to have seen the blond cunt's reply, though. 

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