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    He's probably more pissed off about being related to you. Now go back to Cloak Room or wherever it is that you regularly infect with your stupidity and leave this awesome subforum be.

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8 hours ago, Goo Punch said:

It's Vladdy Jr Day! Tonight at 6:07 pm CST on MLBN.

Not sure if the free game of the day on the app is always the mlb network game, but it is the free game of the day on the mlb app. 

Ha, he fucking walked up to Old Town Road. 
Bregmans walk up too. Both will probably regret it in like 3 years when they realize that song is shit
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Damn, the kid that had a horrid debut for the Rangers last night IL’d with elbow tightness. May not see him again until 2021. 

Yard Goats...  what a great name.  

 

Any truth to the rumors the Pirates were at the airport making sure the Dbacks left the Steel city?  JFC.  

Leadoff double in the 9th for his 1st hit

PR came in for him....bunted over to 3rd. Jays should win this now

 

 

the tigers held two different 7 run leads in this game.

the white sox are now up 12-10 in the 7th.  they have 20 hits.

21 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

the tigers held two different 7 run leads in this game.

the white sox are now up 12-10 in the 7th.  they have 20 hits.

hmm, now fantasycast has it 11-11.  that's unusual.

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The gift that keeps on giving. And he’s slashing a stellar .165/.212/.278/.490. 

 

 

Dodgers ballboy just saved a chicks life...will prob take her away from her dude that is next to her

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Good article on how bad Brinson has been. That Yelich guy ever turn into anything? 

https://www.fishstripes.com/2019/4/27/18511133/lewis-brinson-must-be-sent-down-marlins-stats-player-development

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This season, the South Florida native is slashing .194/.247/.264 through 78 plate appearances. Even adjusting for the run environment at Marlins Park, that’s a 41 wRC+ and .228 wOBA—both marks put his offense in the bottom 10% of all major leaguers (min. 50 PA). It has been a maddening continuation of Brinson’s rookie campaign (.199/.240/.338, 56 wRC+, .248 wOBA).

There is consensus among evaluators that Brinson possesses above-average speed and above-average power. Neither tool has translated to the big leagues. He has two stolen bases in 134 regular season games for the Marlins, fewer than Kyle Schwarber and Brandon Belt have in comparable playing time over that span. His 11 total home runs trail role players like Daniel Descalso, Charlie Culberson and Hernán Pérez. We have seen no encouraging signs from his bat since Opening Day with zero long balls, strikeouts in one-third of all plate appearances and a 44th-percentile hard-hit rate.

 

Josh Hader is spectacular. K'd the first five he faced (all fastballs) in a six out save, including striking out four in a row on 12 straight pitches. Total domination. 

The gift that keeps on giving. And he’s slashing a stellar .165/.212/.278/.490. 
 
 

Re: Profar, he’s got a full blown case of the Ankielitis. Needs to get that shit treated ASAP before it advances to late stage knoblachs

One of the last few perks of my job. The 30 hour layover.

Good to see Marwin again and his .164.10557d330c335574cb3bda7ad92a65a0.jpgd91a9892e72991a8b8f657bfb73192f8.jpg36667a0aab3b890e16785628236326f9.jpg

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The Nationals' youth movement is officially in full swing -- homer swing, that is.

Juan Soto, Victor Robles and Carter Kieboom made history on Sunday against the Padres, becoming the first trio in at least 111 years to have three players 21 or younger to homer in the same game.

No team since the 1997 Marlins has had three different players in the starting lineup under the age of 22, let alone all go deep in the same game.

Nice little offensive core. 

2 hours ago, DaysOff said:

One of the last few perks of my job. The 30 hour layover.

Good to see Marwin again and his .164.10557d330c335574cb3bda7ad92a65a0.jpgd91a9892e72991a8b8f657bfb73192f8.jpg36667a0aab3b890e16785628236326f9.jpg

Username and shit

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Tim Beckham has 11 Es on April 28. Profar is jealous. 

Trying a little too hard with that Bloody Mary. How was it?
From Kent Hrbeck's bar in the stadium. The beef and cheese sticks were better than the drink.
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LeMahieu & Urshela both left today’s game with injuries, it is truly amazing NYY will be 17-11. 

Wtf was Contreras doing today in the 13th

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