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  • Beau Vine
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    He's probably more pissed off about being related to you. Now go back to Cloak Room or wherever it is that you regularly infect with your stupidity and leave this awesome subforum be.

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He was replying to the guy that predicted Voit will outperform Goldy this season. 

What a shitastic game in Seattle.
Your offense gives you 15 runs through 5 and Berrios still can’t keep his pitch count below 100/qualify for the win.
get’s pulled after 105 pitches, 4 runs allowed and 2 outs in the bottom of the 5th.

12 hours ago, Helobious said:

Yankees-Rays tied going to the bottom of the 9th on MLBN, with Urshela due up. He leads the majors with 3 game tying/go-ahead hits in the 9th inning or later this year. He's also only played in 34 games. 

Damn he flew out to center on the 12th pitch of the AB. Still love him.

You will hate him soon enough 

Tampa hits back to back homers then 3rd guy up gets drilled in the head with a fastball

Hunter, hunterhunter, hunterhunter, hunterhunter

23 minutes ago, spystud13 said:

Baseball is weird, man. 

 

hope he keeps this up through july!

1 minute ago, spystud13 said:

Welp, cross him off. 

 

 

When it rains, it pours with the Mets. Baseball’s most unintentionally hilarious team.

When it rains, it pours with the Mets. Baseball’s most unintentionally hilarious team.

Only 41 more shopping days until Bobby Bonilla Day!

whenever joe west retires they can promote this guy to take his place: 

 

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How dare that guy try to entertain the fans while there's an ump show going on

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I mean if thats the case can we start tossing "start the wave" guy plz

3 hours ago, Goo Punch said:

whenever joe west retires they can promote this guy to take his place: 

 

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Andrelton out a long time after a nasty ankle rollover last night. 

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Khrush going to the IL, they should move Jurickson to DH since Kendrys is gone. 

9 hours ago, Scraps said:

I mean if thats the case can we start tossing "start the wave" guy plz

 

public execution 

Todd Frazier hates Adam Eaton, doesn't get Alanis:

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“That’s Adam,” Frazier told reporters. “That’s him. At the end of the day, you think about what a man really is. You settle stuff out on the field, you don’t really talk about it. That’s basically what I do.

“I didn’t really want to talk about it, but I heard what he said. It didn’t really bother me that much, but at the end of the day, you ask guys. When I played with the White Sox in 2016, ask all 23 of those guys. They know what happened. For him to talk after that. I don’t know how you talk after that. That’s all I’ll say. Men usually settle it on the field. They don’t need to talk about it. But he started it.”

 

Just now, Scraps said:

Indians boot CarGo

He was their cleanup hitter last night.

 

Lulz

The last clip they have of Pressly doesn't even look real.

This was my favorite, even though he missed his spot pretty badly:

 

3 hours ago, kevwun said:

The last clip they have of Pressly doesn't even look real.

Clip said it was unhittable.  Uncatchable too apparently.

Good ol’ 5-4-3 TP by CWS. 
I was there
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Pretty crazy Nova has gone DP, DP, TP to end his first 3 innings. 

5 minutes ago, spystud13 said:

Pretty crazy Nova has gone DP, DP, TP to end his first 3 innings. 

that's how we throw down.

the fact that it was an around-the-horn ground out by the fastest astro is the craziest part.

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

Carter Stewart just kicked the mlb draft in the nuts. He signed with a Japanese team this week instead of getting drafted in a couple of weeks. Of course his agent is Scott Boras. Rules will have to be changed

 

https://nypost.com/2019/05/22/carter-stewart-is-scott-boras-perfect-mlb-draft-tool/amp/

 

How's UT's Japanese department?  Maybe we can start using it to recruit

so are we not gonna talk about gleyber torres?  he has 10 homers vs baltimore this season and it's may 22.

he's 20-41 overall vs the o's in 2019.

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Hell, one guy on here probably still won’t credit the Yanks for their start. 

 

haha the fact that this is at Tropicana and there’s barely anyone there to cheer the bunt base hit is perfect. 

the time you're allowed to boo the shift as a pitcher is when a normal swing creates a dp ball that would've been right at a regularly positioned guy, but slips thru for a hit.

that bunt was because of the shift - what did he expect?

6 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

the time you're allowed to boo the shift as a pitcher is when a normal swing creates a dp ball that would've been right at a regularly positioned guy, but slips thru for a hit.

that bunt was because of the shift - what did he expect?

I think he was just voicing his frustration to the coaches for their shift alignment. They weren’t ever going to be able to defend that if it got past the pitcher. Not really his fault, yet it shows up on the ole WHIP, and could obviously start a rally.

1 minute ago, youdunnf'dup said:

I think he was just voicing his frustration to the coaches for their shift alignment. They weren’t ever going to be able to defend that if it got past the pitcher. Not really his fault, yet it shows up on the ole WHIP, and could obviously start a rally.

oh of course, i get it.  still hilarious.

39 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

so are we not gonna talk about gleyber torres?  he has 10 homers vs baltimore this season and it's may 22.

he's 20-41 overall vs the o's in 2019.

Doesn't almost everyone have 10 homers vs baltimore?

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They got Keon now, he’ll bring ‘em back on their baby fences. 

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

Doesn't almost everyone have 10 homers vs baltimore?

they've allowed like 110 homers in 49 games.  if you've gone 4 innings vs balt and haven't yet hit a homer, you're falling behind.

44 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

so are we not gonna talk about gleyber torres?  he has 10 homers vs baltimore this season and it's may 22.

he's 20-41 overall vs the o's in 2019.

 

 

 

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