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    He's probably more pissed off about being related to you. Now go back to Cloak Room or wherever it is that you regularly infect with your stupidity and leave this awesome subforum be.

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Have the Pirates been eliminated yet? 

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No, but they suck. 

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CATCHERS
Francisco Cervelli
Jacob Stallings

INFIELDERS
Josh Bell
Adam Frazier
Erik Gonzalez
Jung Ho Kang
Colin Moran
Kevin Newman

OUTFIELDERS
Corey Dickerson
Starling Marte
Melky Cabrera
JB Shuck

UTILITY PLAYERS
Pablo Reyes

 

RIP, Fat Joe. 

14 minutes ago, spystud13 said:

No, but they suck. 

 

RIP, Fat Joe. 

You’re saying I shouldn’t get my hopes up too high, got it. 

11 minutes ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

^^^

Got the Mets feed myself.  Always enjoy that crew.

Yep.

Meanwhile in Milwaukee, the Cards' pitcher is sporting those stupid Ronald McDonald socks that should be banned.

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47 minutes ago, txhorns said:

New year yet still the same shitty Yankee takes from your dumb ass

Didn’t mean to offend you, loser.

MLB package is currently free for directv customers.

Trea Turner is still fast

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15 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

That would be Longhorn great, Josh Bell, correct?

Of course. Hence my “RIP, Fat Joe” comment. 

The strain was more than he could bear. 

Nice pitcher’s duel between DeGrom and Scherzer. 1-0 Mets in the 7th.

 

DeGrom is already out.  10 Ks in 6.  Scherzer also has 10 Ks and is still in to start the 8th.

Segura, Harper and Realmuto all easy outs in their first ABs. Game is 1-1 after two innings, Nola 3 BB already

Purchased MLB Extra Innings package. All games, all season, except local market games Baltimore and Washington, and games carried on national networks.

Let’s Go ‘Stros!

2 hours ago, spystud13 said:

No, but they suck. 

 

RIP, Fat Joe. 

Correct you are, my friend!

7 hours ago, TheFlagship said:

This is a professional baseball team:

 

  1. Curtis Granderson – LF
  2. Brian Anderson – 3B
  3. Neil Walker – 1B
  4. Starlin Castro – 2B
  5. Garrett Cooper – RF
  6. Lewis Brinson – CF
  7. JT Riddle – SS
  8. Jorge Alfaro – C
5 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:
  1. Curtis Granderson – LF
  2. Brian Anderson – 3B
  3. Neil Walker – 1B
  4. Starlin Castro – 2B
  5. Garrett Cooper – RF
  6. Lewis Brinson – CF
  7. JT Riddle – SS
  8. Jorge Alfaro – C

At least some of those are recognizable

Helluva HR robbery by Cain to end it. What a great opening day game.

Nice of the weather gods to give us a rain delay in KC for the start of the White Sox/Royals game. They too thought it was bullshit that only one game was going to be on this evening.

19 minutes ago, Bodowned said:

Helluva HR robbery by Cain to end it. What a great opening day game.

 

22 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Fucking Lorenzo Cain...

 

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Elvis is a very good 2B. Unfortunately he doesn’t play there. 

41 minutes ago, Bodowned said:

Helluva HR robbery by Cain to end it. What a great opening day game.

And he had a nice diving catch earlier:

 

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5 minutes ago, shnsajax said:

Javy Baez is now your current HR leader. 

kolten wong ineligible?

seems racist.

Just now, henrygandorf said:

kolten wong ineligible?

seems racist.

Nothing racist with blocking out that entire stupid backasswards bagel cutting city from your head. 

 

21 minutes ago, shnsajax said:

Nothing racist with blocking out that entire stupid backasswards bagel cutting city from your head. 

 

You obviously haven't tried St Louis pizza if you're going with the bagel-cutting slam.

Just now, Beau Vine said:

You obviously haven't tried St Louis pizza if you're going with the bagel-cutting slam.

The whole city and state, minus a couple of breweries suck. 

3 hits total through 8 in Det/Tor. 

I want to feel bad for the fans but they knew what they were getting in to when they paid for tickets.
1 minute ago, Cooder said:


I want to feel bad for the fans but they knew what they were getting in to when they paid for tickets.

There are maybe 4 players on both rosters worth buying tickets for. 

Dodgers taking the snakes to the woodshed.  5 HR's, gonna be a long year for AZ I think.

15 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Dodgers taking the snakes to the woodshed.  5 HR's, gonna be a long year for AZ I think.

Make it 8

9 minutes ago, TheFlagship said:

Make it 8

Wow.

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