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13 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

18 and running onto the field because she loves a player, and going to ASU!?!?  Lulz, she’ll be there for a semester before she goes home pregnant from the QB 

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15 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

This looks like it’s setup to be a 6 hour, 9 inning game.  

MLB dialed up the first inning. 

37 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Yankees going in raw.

Also taking it in raw. 

36 minutes ago, spystud13 said:

Fox is gonna be hating life if this is a complete blowout. 

Nope. 

Not sure I’ve ever seen a first inning like this one.

Quite the first inning. Gotta love the t-ball fences.

I just turned this on, what're the dimensions of the field?

The offense is cool. Not sure if MLB wanted the Brits exposed to a 5 hour 9 inning game though.

Not sure I’ve ever seen a first inning like this one.
Apparently there's only been 3 of them ever.
1 hour ago, Trey3216 said:

This looks like it’s setup to be a 6 hour, 9 inning game.  

Isn't cricket popular in England?

Judge slams the gavel down, Yankees up 14-6... in the top of the 4th.

17-6?  Go figure a PS game with the Giants/Pats would break out.

8 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

3.5 hrs in and game isn’t even 2/3rds over

MLB trying to sell its product to the Brits as the close cousin to cricket. 

34 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

MLB trying to sell its product to the Brits as the close cousin to cricket. 

Sorry, you won. did not see your post. 

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Beau won 2 hours ago. 

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Isn't cricket popular in England?

 

5 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Brits are going to think this is fucking Cricket and come back on Monday. 

It’ll be Monday before this game is over. 

Adding Encarnacion was a rare miss by cashman. The guy is fucking horrible. He couldn’t hit a beachball with a tennis racket. 

Jesus Christ what an amazing DP to end it, porn-level good. Yankees win 17-13.

Game was 4 hours 42 minutes. 3 minutes shy of tying a 2006 Yankees-Red Sox game for longest 9 inning game in MLB history. 

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59 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Adding Encarnacion was a rare miss by cashman. The guy is fucking horrible. He couldn’t hit a beachball with a tennis racket. 

You mean the guy who leads the league in home runs?

Just now, Beau Vine said:

You mean the guy who leads the league in home runs?

You mean the same guy that had a platinum sombrero tonight? Yes, he sucks.

He’s not in Seattle anymore where he can do nothing but crush middling bullpen guys in blowout games. 

1 minute ago, Helobious said:

He’s not in Seattle anymore where he can do nothing but crush middling bullpen guys in blowout games. 

I have no idea what this is supposed to mean or how you arrived at this thought.

He will be sucking him off when he hits like 5 homers in 7 games in a couple weeks

I thought adding Encarnacion was good and still is. It gives them someone else to play first occasionally so Voit can DH or have the day off and he can still crush a baseball. To go from possibly trotting Bird out there had he not been hurt again to having a Voit/Encarnacion combo is pretty good. 

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48 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I have no idea what this is supposed to mean or how you arrived at this thought.

Basically trying to say that he’s going to see an overall higher level of pitching quality/intensity with the Yankees than he did in Seattle, and that his numbers will dip accordingly. Now that Voit’s done for a long time, it would be an especially helpful thing if Encarnacion improved his play. 

2 hours ago, Helobious said:

Adding Encarnacion was a rare miss by cashman. The guy is fucking horrible. He couldn’t hit a beachball with a tennis racket. 

classic Helo. jesus. he's only the league leader in HR and the most consistent right handed power bat in baseball over the last 7-8 years. but yeah, he sucks, because you've watched him for one week now and he hasn't been awesome. just a dynamite take. 

sorry i don't track minor league stats (everything is minor league before you start playing for the yankees).

Nah, Helo is right. Encarnacion feasts on shit pitching but age has eroded his ability to hit good pitching. His only chance to hit a pitcher that can locate a fastball and throw a good breaking ball is to guess at a spot and hope he is right.

Now that Encarnacion is playing in meaningful games, he's not going to get to feast on bottom of the barrel relievers in blowout losses. It's like how Stanton will never match his 60 HR season while he's with the Yankees even though he's hitting in a little league ballpark now.

Marlins are 7-5 vs Phillies, 7-20 vs other NL East teams 😶

51 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Basically trying to say that he’s going to see an overall higher level of pitching quality/intensity with the Yankees than he did in Seattle,

Why?  He's surrounded by big bats now instead of being the only threat in the order like he was in Seattle.  

59 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Basically trying to say that he’s going to see an overall higher level of pitching quality/intensity with the Yankees than he did in Seattle, and that his numbers will dip accordingly. Now that Voit’s done for a long time, it would be an especially helpful thing if Encarnacion improved his play. 

No he won't

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