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Yankees/Red Sox, 6 runs on 4 hits in the first inning.
0 runs on 4 hits in the final 8 innings.

The game was actually played in under 3 hours!!! (2:41)

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21 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Gingergaard looking pretty damn filthy for the Dodgers.  Looks like he weighs about 150, though.  

He's like a much less jacked Carrot Top

Gingergaard looking pretty damn filthy for the Dodgers.  Looks like he weighs about 150, though.  

I didn’t realize he was pitching until I saw this post
Curious how he looked the first 5 because he did not look good in the 6th I just saw.
Nice job mixing speeds but couldn’t locate worth a shit.
Padres may have adjusted their approach too. 3 singles to start off the inning, all doing a great job serving the ball where May was throwing it

There was no fucking reason for Dave Roberts to send him back out for the 6th.  That was just idiotic.

Major league debut, and you're going to run him up to 100 pitches and third time through the order?  That's some Grady Little level shit.

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This is the same Dave Roberts who batted Tyler big Fudge in the 1 hole tonight. Lol

Not sure the last time a pitcher had an assist from left field, but Vince Velasquez just threw a seed to nail Jose Abreu at the plate with what was possibly the winning run in the top of the 14th. That set up a match up of OF Roman Quinn PITCHING to relief pitcher Carson Fulmer with two on, two out. Fulmer ripped one to 3rd but a nice play ends the inning.

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4 minutes ago, Bartles said:

Not sure the last time a pitcher had an assist from left field, but Vince Velasquez just threw a seed to nail Jose Abreu at the plate with what was possibly the winning run in the top of the 14th. That set up a match up of OF Roman Quinn PITCHING to relief pitcher Carson Fulmer with two on, two out. Fulmer ripped one to 3rd but a nice play ends the inning.

 

Holy fuck Vince damn near did the same thing in the 15th - perfect throw but just a fraction late. Had to be reviewed but he was safe

And then Vince ends the inning with a diving catch in LF. This is ridiculous...unfortunately for us Phils fans our offense is ass and the ChiSox still have a ML pitcher in the game so this is probably over

That was amazing.

Pretty sure if they can get Velasquez to the plate this inning, he'll hit a game-winning homer.  

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The commissioner thinks long extra inning games are boring 

ChiSox win after 1-2-3 bottom of the 15th. Kapler always seems to manage us into shorthanded, walk the tightrope situations. A lot of that was Hector Neris serving his suspension for taunting the best team in the NL, but still bad managing

Every team has an MLB assigned “natural rival” in the opposite league. Those two teams play two 2-game series every year. The Friday off day thing happens when one of those two series unavoidably falls on a weekend. It also happens in the games played in Mexico, but that’s on purpose as MLB has both teams participate in entertainment events the Friday before the weekend series. 

Tyler White went 0-4 today as the leadoff man in the Dodgers loss to the Padres

Edit: actually meant to post that in the Astros thread whoops. 

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10 hours ago, Bender Bending Rodriguez said:

Every team has an MLB assigned “natural rival” in the opposite league. Those two teams play two 2-game series every year. The Friday off day thing happens when one of those two series unavoidably falls on a weekend. It also happens in the games played in Mexico, but that’s on purpose as MLB has both teams participate in entertainment events the Friday before the weekend series. 

This isn't one of those "natural rival" things.  The Cardinals-A's is not an assigned natural rivalry.  

10 hours ago, Bartles said:

ChiSox win after 1-2-3 bottom of the 15th. Kapler always seems to manage us into shorthanded, walk the tightrope situations. A lot of that was Hector Neris serving his suspension for taunting the best team in the NL, but still bad managing

To be fair, if you're never getting in those situations, you're probably managing too conservatively.  But the optimal amount of risk is somewhere between "never" and "Kapler," so I don't disagree with you.  

11 hours ago, Bender Bending Rodriguez said:

Every team has an MLB assigned “natural rival” in the opposite league. Those two teams play two 2-game series every year. The Friday off day thing happens when one of those two series unavoidably falls on a weekend. It also happens in the games played in Mexico, but that’s on purpose as MLB has both teams participate in entertainment events the Friday before the weekend series. 

The Cardinals should be the Astros natural rival, not the Rockies.

1 hour ago, FondrenRoad said:

The Cardinals should be the Astros natural rival, not the Rockies.

Cardinals' natural rival is KC, which makes more sense than the Astros.

The Rangers should be the Astros natural rival because they should still be in the NL.

25 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Cardinals' natural rival is KC, which makes more sense than the Astros.

Except they don't give a shit about the Royals really. 

36 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Cardinals' natural rival is KC, which makes more sense than the Astros.

 

19 minutes ago, formermav43 said:

The Rangers should be the Astros natural rival because they should still be in the NL.

This to both of these. The cards were THE Astros rival when I was younger. Now we have this forced inner division rival that makes it impossible to root for both teams like I did in the 90s and 2000s. There’s the obvious Dallas v Houston rivalry, but I’ve never really been apart of that living in Austin and SA.

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48 minutes ago, formermav43 said:

The Rangers should be the Astros natural rival because they should still be in the NL.

Yes. But calling the Rockies a natural rival is entirely pointless.  The Rockies may very well be the team I am most indifferent to in all of baseball. 

Brewers could have been an interesting rival too since they should be in the AL instead of Houston. They play Minnesota who they don't care about either. 

Rangers should have played the Nats and left the Philly-Baltimore rivalry alone also. 

 I have never heard anyone use the phrase "in this day and age" more than John Smoltz.  And every time he uses it, it's either preceded or followed by something stupid.  

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Helobious’ voodoo doll finally worked, EE broke his wrist. 

And he had gotten 3 hits today too. Hate that he's done due to an injury. I wonder if I'll end up regretting wishing they'd bench him so much.  

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Well, this ain’t how you’re supposed to do it. 

 

 

Lol that is some 12 and under little league shit right there. I’ve seen it happen so many times, but never flush like that at any level higher than 12 and under. 

It would be very Astros if Aaron Sanchez completes this no hitter in his fucking debut lol. 

It would be very Astros if Aaron Sanchez completes this no hitter in his fucking debut lol. 

He won’t come back for the 7th. He done. But sweet debut. Fuck Canada and Drake.
2 hours ago, Tommy Nobis said:


He won’t come back for the 7th. He done. But sweet debut. 

Dave Roberts is flummoxed.

41 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

4-14 record, lol 

Better than 3-14!

15 k complete game for Buehler.  Impressive.

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Nellie Cruz is .295/30/72/3.3 bWAR right now. That is fucking insane. 

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And one of the “untouchables” in recent trade deadlines.  And here’s why.

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Man, wtf has happened to Milwaukee? Losers of 4 straight in a division that’s still ripe for the taking, -29 run differential, but still only 2.5 out of the wildcard. They just...aren’t any good. I thought they would challenge LAD in the NL right up there with Chicago, but clearly I was wrong

Man, wtf has happened to Milwaukee? Losers of 4 straight in a division that’s still ripe for the taking, -29 run differential, but still only 2.5 out of the wildcard. They just...aren’t any good. I thought they would challenge LAD in the NL right up there with Chicago, but clearly I was wrong


Everything went right for the Brewers last year and their FO did nothing to address the pitching staff.

Also check out Kato Kaelin’s Twitter anytime the Brewers are losing. Fun stuff.

I feel like max Muncy is one of the most underrated hitters in the league. Or maybe he is properly rated and I never gave him the credit he deserves. He’s been killing it for a few years now, and with his versatility, it’s impressive. 

David Price just got his ass absolutely handed to him by the Yankees, 7 runs in less than 3 innings. His Yankee Stadium ERA as a Red Sock is 9.71 (9 games). If NY hangs on it’ll put Boston 14.5 games out of 1st. That’s just too bad.

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