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3 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

Yikes. His last 3 outings are ugly. Could cost him the NL Cy Young

Yeah, he had it locked down.  Scherzer may take it.

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7-run bot 7th from 6-1 down to 8-6 up for Oak over LAA on MLBN. 

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Tampa & Cle ain’t real happy with Ausmus’ boys today. 

Wade. Miley.

Country boy can't survive.

And then he went home and went balls deep into Kate Upton.  

 

I hate Josh Donaldson.
Does anyone like him in that locker room?


Lol he is like 1 of 5 douchebags on the planet that I can actually stand.

all of this MLB progeny being instant badassases is, well, badass.

 

Good to see Dante is still on the juice

9 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

I hate Josh Donaldson.
Does anyone like him in that locker room?
 

As far as I can tell, yes a lot of his teammates like him.

8 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

Bruh:
 

First MLB K was his brother.  Lifetime bragging rights.   

10 hours ago, Goo Punch said:

all of this MLB progeny being instant badassases is, well, badass.

 

His older brother was just unreservedly terrible at baseball. The Jayson Nix of the minors. Don’t think he ever made it past Double A despite being a 1st round draft choice. 

11 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

Bruh:
 

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22 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

I hate Josh Donaldson.
Does anyone like him in that locker room?
 

donaldson is very well liked in atlanta.  you really care about that??

Goodness gracious, even I'm more buff than Pete Alonso's dad bod.

 

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I think they should change the rule, and allow a pitch that bounces into the strike zone be called a strike. 

AZ has won 11 of 12 and is only 1.5 behind Cubs in WC.

8 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

AZ has won 11 of 12 and is only 1.5 behind Cubs in WC.

holy shit...this has been under the radar.

23 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I think they should change the rule, and allow a pitch that bounces into the strike zone be called a strike. 

This ain’t cricket.

23 hours ago, spystud13 said:

Javy broke his left thumb. 

fuck.

6 hours ago, spystud13 said:

 

 

You could have easily fired him the day after the regular season was over but instead choose to do it a month earlier. Tells me the ownership was pissed at him for a while now.  Saddled with expensive contracts and a poor farm club adds up to future large FA contracts to stay relevant.

So why hire Dombrowski in the first place?  It's what he does.  At least it worked out for a WS win I guess.  The more likely outcome would have been a playoff series loss last year and then being in the same position now.

Anyone surprised by Dombrwski spending his franchise into a corner didn't look at his resume.  

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Tauchman & Hicks likely done for ‘19. 

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The 28-year-old Tauchman is one of numerous revelations on a Yankees roster that has navigated injuries all season. The third-year outfielder has slashed .277/.361/.504 with 13 homers across 296 plate appearances (87 games), while also ranking among the Major League leaders in Statcast’s Outs Above Average (OAA) defensive metric.

Giancarlo Stanton (sprained right knee) is still logging simulated at-bats at the Yankees’ complex in Tampa, Fla., as he tries to return before the regular-season finale, and fellow outfielder Cameron Maybin is battling a left wrist issue that could require surgery after the season. His at-bat Sunday as a replacement for Tauchman was his first since Aug. 28. Aaron Hicks might not return this season thanks to a right elbow setback that has rendered him unable to throw. Clint Frazier, recently called up from Triple-A Scranton/Wilkes-Barre, could see more playing time in Tauchman’s absence.

 

1 minute ago, spystud13 said:

Clint Frazier, recently called up from Triple-A Scranton/Wilkes-Barre, could see more playing time in Tauchman’s absence.

Whoa.

Yordan Alvarez just hit a ball that broke the speed of light.

It appears as if the Astros have decided to flex their muscles a little bit these last two nights. My god 

also, someone needs to take the clapping seth rogen/artie lange morph from the Yordan clip and make him a gif. paging @hornfan785

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So they are scoring some runs. 

Also, love me some mashers wearing 44. 

Hate pitchers wearing it.

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1 hour ago, Goo Punch said:

also, someone needs to take the clapping seth rogen/artie lange morph from the Yordan clip and make him a gif. paging @hornfan785

I know doxxing people is frowned upon in this establishment, but I'm pretty sure that was our very own Scraps.  

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Lol not it. Im fat and ugly but not that fat and ugly

15 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Lol not it. Im fat and ugly but not that fat and ugly

i know that game. 

39 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Lol not it. Im fat and ugly but not that fat and ugly

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