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On 11/21/2025 at 6:26 PM, chainsaw said:

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  • Maybe you and I are on the wrong side of this, but doubt it. Do you believe Giuffre statements or the emails from Maxwell/Epstein.   I think she is highly questionable and lacks credibility. I

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Well, we know there's no current DOJ investigation into whether Trump fucked girls, so go ahead and release those. Or if there is, do a James Comey and announce the DOJ is investigating whether Trump fucked girls. 

At this point, the only logical conclusion is that the files are as bad as everyone suspects.  There is almost no piece of news that should be considered impactful to election results this far out, except the worst of the worst, and yet this administration keeps fighting the release.

Also, will never not be funny that they thought this photo stunt was all they would need to do to appease the masses.

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21 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

At this point, the only logical conclusion is that the files are as bad as everyone suspects.  There is almost no piece of news that should be considered impactful to election results this far out, except the worst of the worst, and yet this administration keeps fighting the release.

Also, will never not be funny that they thought this photo stunt was all they would need to do to appease the masses.

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Carrying the maga shit swag in the other hand is just so perfectly dumb/on brand. 

Here, have some Trump merchandise for playing along. 

On 11/21/2025 at 5:13 PM, Surly Bevo said:

The general rule, once you get to being an adult who can rent a car, is half your age + 7, and that's as low as you go.  Obviously, one can still be in a pretty low zone with that rule, but it generally keeps one out of the completely fucking weird and creepy zone.

Trump..."old enough to pee, old enough for me."

On 11/21/2025 at 5:13 PM, Surly Bevo said:

The general rule, once you get to being an adult who can rent a car, is half your age + 7, and that's as low as you go.  Obviously, one can still be in a pretty low zone with that rule, but it generally keeps one out of the completely fucking weird and creepy zone.

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On 11/28/2025 at 11:40 AM, Bozo_Casanova said:

Update!

 

So nothing. We get nothing. 

4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

So nothing. We get nothing. 

This is how it was always going to end. 

 

37 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

This is how it was always going to end. 

 

I am constantly amazed at the number of no football-kicking Charlie Browns we have in this country. 

Hegseth is all the rage right now, but it’s still not too late to start thinking about ornaments you want to buy your relatives,

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Have I missed the discussion about why Epstein had a room with a dental chair and weird ass facial masks on the wall?

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7 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Have I missed the discussion about why Epstein had a room with a dental chair and weird ass facial masks on the wall?

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The mask of Ted Cruz deserves its own discussion.

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8 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Have I missed the discussion about why Epstein had a room with a dental chair and weird ass facial masks on the wall?

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I’m so glad they did that symbolic vote. Symbolic af. Just dropping in symbolism. I’m shocked I tells ya.

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 I think I figured Epstein out, he’s obviously vision impaired and he couldn’t make out the age of those girls.  3 pairs of glasses to his left, one in front, and one on his face.

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8 minutes ago, sidis said:

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The glove fits! Epstein was the real killer and OJ was innocent?!?!?!?!?! 

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On 11/21/2025 at 5:53 PM, Brisketexan said:

You think I wouldn't bang a hot 90 year old?

You'd be wrong.

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1 hour ago, tx ind said:

 I think I figured Epstein out, he’s obviously vision impaired and he couldn’t make out the age of those girls.  3 pairs of glasses to his left, one in front, and one on his face.

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is that a picture of someone passed out on a couch on his desk? I can't make it out. also no surprise supreme leader of slime bannon was involved with him

20 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

What -- he's doing this again?

EDIT: Oh, it appears that The Lincoln Project is just dusting off Elon's OG tweet and the 12/12/2025 timestamp is from that BlueSky post.

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4 hours ago, Blotto said:

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5 hours ago, C-Man said:

What -- he's doing this again?

EDIT: Oh, it appears that The Lincoln Project is just dusting off Elon's OG tweet and the 12/12/2025 timestamp is from that BlueSky post.

Musk mentioned the files today.

 

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

 

This is how crackhead blueanon shit spreads. Social media rots brains. 

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[we’re] living in a dream world, Neo…

fucking simulation, man…there’s no other explanation.  

Probably because he had blackmail material that showed them having sex with drugged teenage girls.

37 minutes ago, tx ind said:

If he fleeced all of these people then why did no one ever sue him?

Leon Black and his hedge fund Apollo Global Management gave him $150 million dollars for like tax consulting and estate services in the 2010s after the Florida case, which is crazy. 

Fun fact:  in 1991, Jeffery was made billionaire Les Wexner's Power of Attorney. They were real buddies.

Another fun fact: Wexner was on the Board at Ohio State during the wrestler scandal that congressman Jim Jordan helped cover up. So he has a lot of experience in sex crimes and such. 

Leaked Epstein Files talking points instruct Republicans how to point blame away from Trump

https://couriernewsroom.com/news/leaked-epstein-files-talking-points-instruct-republicans-how-to-point-blame-away-from-trump/

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A leaked memo that circulated through Congress Tuesday details talking points Republicans are expected to use when talking about the Epstein Files as a way to protect President Donald Trump, conveying an image of a party resigned to the fact that those files will indeed be published on Friday and that their leader will be implicated in one of the most extensive international sex trafficking operations in recent history.

The memo, first published by Fox News, outlines how congressional Republicans should direct any discussion surrounding the contents of the Epstein Files away from Trump, and outlined a list of accusations to allege against journalists and Democratic lawmakers. In essence, the memo gives step-by-step instructions on how to utilize a psychological manipulation tactic known as DARVO (deny, attack, reverse victim and offender) in order to brush aside any alleged wrongdoing by the president, while villainizing his opposition and framing Trump as the victim.

“Democrats have demonstrated a sustained pattern of misconduct,” the memo reads. “To fabricate yet another politically motivated hoax targeting President Trump. As a result, nothing Democrats post or leak on this matter can be taken at face value. Equally troubling, much of the Legacy Media has uncritically amplified these falsehoods, acting as a willing conduit rather than performing basic due diligence.”

Missing from the document are any points that refute the accuracy or legitimacy of the actual contents of the Epstein Files, or any calls for accountability for the alleged co-conspirators. Instead, Republicans have been given marching orders to endlessly litigate to the press how the information has been released — and then attack the press for not sugarcoating the contents of the files.

The full Epstein Files are required by law to be released to the public no later than Friday, December 19.

 

We do live in a really fun time. An absolutely unbelievable amount of people are ok with serial rape of minors by people they aspire to be as wealthy as. The king must be protected! The imaginary threats to their lives are too great. The king will protect them.

Wild disassociation from reality. 

35 minutes ago, speed817 said:

Leaked Epstein Files talking points instruct Republicans how to point blame away from Trump

https://couriernewsroom.com/news/leaked-epstein-files-talking-points-instruct-republicans-how-to-point-blame-away-from-trump/

 

Imagine that article, but replace every mention of republicans with democrats (and vice versa), and replace every mention of Trump with Biden or Obama. Just playing a different game here entirely. 

6 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Imagine that article, but replace every mention of republicans with democrats (and vice versa), and replace every mention of Trump with Biden or Obama. Just playing a different game here entirely. 

Imagine fantasy land. Then ignore reality. Got it. That is an entirely different game. 

33 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

"Trump is just trying to expose the pedophile ring!" -tens of millions of the stupidest fucking people to ever live.

House Democrats release more photos from Epstein’s estate   https://apnews.com/article/epstein-files-photos-congress-ed6b4809565502c0adea7dd4fec68fb3

Ranking Member Robert Garcia Statement After Oversight Democrats Release Additional New Photos Received from Epstein Estate   https://oversightdemocrats.house.gov/news/press-releases/ranking-member-robert-garcia-statement-after-oversight-democrats-release

 

The newly released photos can be accessed here: https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fo/cl62lochkdzdalbzzqgq8/ADJIDEfLD1oQZrKmNeae2So?rlkey=y7529bx9tl7db6zf279jp3cyu&e=1&st=8o7kizhr&dl=0

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According to David Brooks, you are a QAnon conspiracy theorist if you want the Epstein files released. Guess who is in the Epstein files. 
 

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Given the latest photo dump, David might have some explaining to do . . .

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LOL, yeah. I saw that dude and wondered who he was. Well, well, well.

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