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  • Maybe you and I are on the wrong side of this, but doubt it. Do you believe Giuffre statements or the emails from Maxwell/Epstein.   I think she is highly questionable and lacks credibility. I

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Beyond shadow of a doubt Gates is a pedo

The republican party really is just a pedophile ring at this point.  They are OJ Simpson looking for the killer.  

Edited by Nivek

7 hours ago, washparkhorn said:

According to David Brooks, you are a QAnon conspiracy theorist if you want the Epstein files released. Guess who is in the Epstein files. 
 

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Given the latest photo dump, David might have some explaining to do . . .

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21 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

Beyond shadow of a doubt Gates is a pedo

When you hang with the guy after he was arrested the first time, you kind of lose your credibility.

Before he was arrested, you could feign innocence about his private life. But after, and you keep hanging with him and keep riding his personal aircraft?

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According to David Brooks, you are a QAnon conspiracy theorist if you want the Epstein files released. Guess who is in the Epstein files. 
 
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Given the latest photo dump, David might have some explaining to do . . .
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Cliff's Notes (or at least what I can remember that I found interesting): 

- If they release info without names, we know they haven't released all the info they have, because ...

- We know there are at least 20 offenders named in the info besides Epstein, and the info is credible

- Both Bondi and Patel have made claims that the info they have doesn't name anyone, but we know that's not true. Bondi will have to either comply with the law and thus provide proof that she lied - or not provide the information and be in violation of the law.

- Strangely, Congress is adjourning a day early, so we won't be in session on Friday when the docs are released.

- The 'ongoing investigations' loophole won't work, because we specified in the law that it would have to be material that would affect that particular investigation specifically, and could only be used for a temporary redaction.

- Massie and Khanna will be on Face the Nation Sunday.

 

They’re going to flout the law and release redacted shit. 

Real talk. This is the obvious play.

So...today is the day...

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Actually a little shocked I didn't wake up to news of airstrikes on Venezuela this morning 

Happy Redaction Friday to all who celebrate! Can’t wait to read all them beautiful black bars.

I got a 3-day ban from Reddit for commenting “burn them all” on an Epstein article. Soft. 

40 minutes ago, Constant said:

I got a 3-day ban from Reddit for commenting “burn them all” on an Epstein article. Soft. 

Sounds like that was a fireable offense. 

I find it funny that they are waiting until the last minute to do this. Maybe they're still working over everything with sharpies. 

4 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I find it funny that they are waiting until the last minute to do this. Maybe they're still working over everything with sharpies. 

Just the standard late Friday news dump, plus it's when folks are checking out for the holidays

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Not sure who all, but I think Bondi and Patel both testified that they already released everything? After today can we get them on perjury charges? 

I mean, they're trying to put Comey in prison for saying "I stand by my previous statement" five years ago. This seems slightly worse, considering they're protecting the president from being part of a pedophilia ring. 

2 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

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We got Will Muschamp back at Texas, so we can't have too many nice things.

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EPSTEIN DOCS DRAMA 

Full release of Epstein files WON’T happen today in breach of Trump law…but thousands of docs expected in ‘partial’ dump

The deputy AG said DOJ was taking pains to ensure that the identities of Epstein's hundreds of victims were redacted from the records

https://www.the-sun.com/news/15668186/epstein-files-wont-fully-release-today-thousands-docs-expected/

On 12/16/2025 at 3:06 PM, tx ind said:

If he fleeced all of these people then why did no one ever sue him?

Also, I think people were embarrassed they were fleeced and didn't want to reveal themselves as foolish marks for possibly others.

So today is the big day? Billy and April style?

9 minutes ago, Vegas64 said:

So today is the big day? Billy and April style?

Oh man, forgot about Billy and April!   Is that thread saved somewhere?

2 hours ago, 1978horn said:

Oh man, forgot about Billy and April!   Is that thread saved somewhere?

Jesus... you know you've been on this board, and it's former aliases, WAY too long when you see this and laugh, but can't remember the details of that story. God... it's been like 10-15 years hasn't it?

5 minutes ago, Chult86 said:

Jesus... you know you've been on this board, and it's former aliases, WAY too long when you see this and laugh, but can't remember the details of that story. God... it's been like 10-15 years hasn't it?

I believe it was something like

 

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Billy and April are probably part of this fucking Cabinet the way the simulation has fucked with everything. 

2 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Billy and April are probably part of this fucking Cabinet the way the simulation has fucked with everything. 

Was Katy nuking that thread for no reason other than to be awful the impetus for everyone's migration from hornfans, to the creation of shaggy?

6 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Was Katy nuking that thread for no reason other than to be awful the impetus for everyone's migration from hornfans, to the creation of shaggy?

hell if I know. the way that ended and the mass exodus is a blurry time for me (was drinking pretty heavily then). I jumped ship as soon as there was an alternative. thank jeebus for shaggy (RIP - also, what's that smell?) and now surly

29 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Was Katy nuking that thread for no reason other than to be awful the impetus for everyone's migration from hornfans, to the creation of shaggy?

That's right, I forgot it started on hornfans.  I think the great migration started with the valentines day outage and then a 2nd migration with Romance Taylor in court.

Not releasing everything will surely keep this out of the news now, right?

Right?

So have they released anything today?

It's happening!

Breaking news: Justice Department releases trove of Epstein files

 
36 minutes ago, Vegas64 said:

It's happening!

Breaking news: Justice Department releases trove of Epstein files

 

 

Is there any chance that they didn’t secure the reactions properly and someone with pdf skills can pull the redactions?  I’m sure they fucked something up in the redactions based on how dumb this administration is.

The government is covering up pedophilia. Like, just out in the open. This should be the biggest political scandal of all time. 

25 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

this is gonna go over SO well with the QANON types.

A mockery of justice is what this would have been called in the before times.

5 hours ago, Vegas64 said:

So today is the big day? Billy and April style?

 

5 hours ago, 1978horn said:

Oh man, forgot about Billy and April!   Is that thread saved somewhere?

 

3 hours ago, Chult86 said:

Jesus... you know you've been on this board, and it's former aliases, WAY too long when you see this and laugh, but can't remember the details of that story. God... it's been like 10-15 years hasn't it?

 

2 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

I believe it was something like

 

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2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Billy and April are probably part of this fucking Cabinet the way the simulation has fucked with everything. 

Louie fucking anderson

5 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

 

 

38 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

 

Is that a still from a scene Kubrick cut from 2001?

Oh, you gasped?

Painful to watch Democratic leaders and mainstream media continue to believe that we still live in world of institutional norms and the rule of law.  We're not getting shit from the Epstein files. The Trump administration is playing along with these "demands" while laughing their fucking ass off. They took over our entire government.

The United States of America is now ruled by an authoritarian regime. It's not a threat anymore, it happened. Wake. The. Fuck. Up. 

 

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