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In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary......... come again

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We've lost, Goergous George 

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It was 2min 5min ago

Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.

I'm driving down the road with your head stuck in my window. What does it look like I'm doin'?

You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.

Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity. 

 Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns...

And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now fuck off!

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Sneaky fuckin Russian 

10 hours ago, BERT said:

We've lost, Goergous George 

its not as if he’s inconfuckinspisuous, now is it?

Edited by Incredulity

It's a four ton truck, Tyrone. Its not as if it's a packet of fucking peanuts, is it?

Why the fuck would I want a caravan that’s got no fucking wheels

I thought you told me you got us a getaway driver.  Well what the fuck is he gonna get away from

 

Edited by Trey3216

Speak English to me, Tony. I thought this country spawned the fucking language, and so far nobody seems to speak it.

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This is the back entrance

Oh really? I thought it was the front

The human digestive system hasn't got used to dairy products yet.

Put a lead on her Turkish, before she gets bitten.  Now ya don't wanna get bitten now, do ya sweetheart

I have stones to sell, fat to chew, and many different men to see about many different dogs, so if I am not rushing you...

Don't worry about Tyrone, he's a natural.

A natural fuckin idiot.

17 hours ago, Incredulity said:

Before Ze Germans get here.

Is that a pistol in your trousers Tommy?

2 hours ago, lateshow said:

Is that a pistol in your trousers Tommy?

Or are ya just happy to see me

Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup o' tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fuckin Poppins. London!

All... Bets... Are... Off...    
If all bets are off there can't be any money, can there?

13 hours ago, Viper said:

Proper fucked?

Like ze Germans.

When you put it in reverse, things come from behind you.

Keep that dog from slobbering on my seats.

It’s a stolen car Maurice.

Why are we stopped here? What's wrong with that spot?

It's too tight.

Too tight? You could land a jumbo fucking jet in that.

Edited by Radical Larry

On 3/29/2018 at 5:06 PM, Grandioso said:

I'm driving down the road with your head stuck in my window. What does it look like I'm doin'?

oh I love this track

Heavy is good, heavy is reliable. If it doesn't work you can always hit them with it.

This is my go to line, whenever someone complains about something being heavy

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