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22 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

I thought the Cowardly Lion would know eh VirginiaLonghorn??

Oh that's right.... wrong story.....

Cowardly Lion? I’m King of the Forest!

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    Fuck.  All.  That.

It's crazy how so many touch fouls are called during the regular season..... then during March Madness, the games are much more physical like in the NBA and fewer fouls are called.

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2 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

saint marys is tough to watch. hopefully nova piss pounds them and their 27 second offense

yeah, kinda boring. switched back to Florida.

Nevada is fucking up. They are playing lazy as shit

Da fuck?  A lady doing color on the Nova game that sounds like god damned Beth Mowins.

Musselman is married to Danyell Sargent?  

UK gets too loose with the ball, going to hurt them in the near future, I’m afraid. 

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12 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Da fuck?  A lady doing color on the Nova game that sounds like god damned Beth Mowins.

They all sound alike ... ahem. 

At 58-51 mark, trailing Nevada is at the line and announcer says if shooter makes em both it’s a one possession game.

WTF?

I don’t like the rules on flagrant fouls.

There was zero malice there.  Yeah control the body and don’t go for the pump fake, but holy fuck they act like a player can stop on a dime in midair.

Nevada a bunch of dirty bastards.

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1 minute ago, Felix said:

Nevada a bunch of dirty bastards.

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Nah. The FL player leaned into a guy who jumped straight up. It was the leaning in that caused the NV player to come down with his arm.

Damn that would have been badass!! I really dislike the manbun brothers

Nah. The FL player leaned into a guy who jumped straight up. It was the leaning in that caused the NV player to come down with his arm.
Bullshit, and that's just the most recent one.

That light skin purple/ blue haired broad would get it

3 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

That light skin purple/ blue haired broad would get it

truf

12 minutes ago, Iceman said:

I don’t like the rules on flagrant fouls.

There was zero malice there.  Yeah control the body and don’t go for the pump fake, but holy fuck they act like a player can stop on a dime in midair.

Exactly, he flailed his arms to expand his center of gravity and not tip head over heals over the Florida player.  Totally natural thing to do. 

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Nevada played stupid too much to complete the comeback. I'm still a Musselman skeptic.

6 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

That light skin purple/ blue haired broad would get it

Coach’s wife? 

2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Nevada played stupid too much to complete the comeback. I'm still a Musselman skeptic.

Same here,  for all his supposed offensive prowess they went total hero ball in every halfcourt set for the last 10 minutes of the game. 

2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Nevada played stupid too much to complete the comeback. I'm still a Musselman skeptic.

Fortunate to pick this one correctly. 

1 minute ago, CurlyDumps said:

Has Musselman ever not been down 20 in a tourney game?

Did we get them down by 20 last year? I remember having a double digit lead on them, but not sure how big it was. 

1 hour ago, Wally Pryor said:

Da fuck?  A lady doing color on the Nova game that sounds like god damned Beth Mowins.

Beth Mowins was the radio announcer for my DIII football games

/csb

Coach’s wife? 

Is that who she was? No idea tv was on mute
1 minute ago, Zepol87 said:


Is that who she was? No idea tv was on mute

Look familiar?  I know they showed her a few times during the broadcast. 

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Just now, Underdog said:

Look familiar?  I know they showed her a few times during the broadcast. 

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Hey now

12 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Nevada played stupid too much to complete the comeback. I'm still a Musselman skeptic.

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I got to stand in an elevator with Candice Parker when she was 22 or so. Possibly the most physically stunning human I have ever seen. Nubian Queen if there ever was one.


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I dunno why but little white dudes that can pull up from 30+ and just drain 3s all day really annoy me

1 minute ago, BigOrange1 said:

baylor hitting 3's like they're down double digits to texas.

Everybody is hitting 3's in the game.

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Just an absurd display of shooting by Baylor, 'Cuse, and Wofford.

3 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Just an absurd display of shooting by Baylor, 'Cuse, and Wofford.

Cuse's battle has been out for a few games, so he's primed for a big one tonight

57 minutes ago, Catdaddyhorn said:

Did we get them down by 20 last year? I remember having a double digit lead on them, but not sure how big it was. 

Can’t remember but it definitely was more than 10. Then they were down 22 to Cincy.

49 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Look familiar?  I know they showed her a few times during the broadcast. 

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I can tell she's a great announcer with a fantastic fund of knowledge

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