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http://www.legis.ga.gov/Legislation/en-US/display/20192020/HB/604

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House Bill 604


By: Representatives Cannon of the 58th, Kendrick of the 93rd, Scott of the 76th, Shannon of
the 84th, and McLeod of the 105th
A BILL TO BE ENTITLED
AN ACT
1 To amend Chapter 1 of Title 35 of the Official Code of Georgia Annotated, relating to
2 general provisions relative to law enforcement officers and agencies, so as to require certain
3 males to report certain events to law enforcement; to provide for related matters; to repeal
4 conflicting laws; and for other purposes.
5 BE IT ENACTED BY THE GENERAL ASSEMBLY OF GEORGIA:
6 SECTION 1.
7 Chapter 1 of Title 35 of the Official Code of Georgia Annotated, relating to general
8 provisions relative to law enforcement officers and agencies, is amended by adding a new
9 Code section to read as follows:
10 "35-1-23.
11 Any male 55 years of age or older shall immediately report to the county sheriff or local
12 law enforcement agency when such male releases sperm from his testicles."
13 SECTION 2.
14 All laws and parts of laws in conflict with this Act are repealed.

WTF is with lines 11 and 12?

Edited by EMAWesome

It is the anti anti-abortion bill. It is starting to be common as a way to use absurdity to point out how draconian anti abortion bills can be.

6 minutes ago, NIUHuskies said:

It is the anti anti-abortion bill. It is starting to be common as a way to use absurdity to point out how draconian anti abortion bills can be.

But MUH rights to trample on women!!!!

It’s a bit of disingenuous trolling which is now considered thoughtful discourse. The analog to this kind of bill would be regulating periods or sexual activity in women, not abortion. I’m not a fan of the grandstanding heartbeat bills that are getting forward in many states either. Both sides would rather weaponize the issue rather than deal with it honestly.

Some ideologue trolls will likely think this bill is brilliant satire but they only betray their limited understanding.

Abortion, open borders, and socialism 

All the republicans have left to run on 

Just now, Mole said:

Some ideologue trolls will likely think this bill is brilliant satire but they only betray their limited understanding.

What if I think it's mediocre satire? How would you rate my understanding, from 1 to 10?

5 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Abortion, open borders, and socialism 

All the republicans have left to run on 

Dont forget muh guns.

12 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

What if I think it's mediocre satire? How would you rate my understanding, from 1 to 10?

Look, lots of people bought tickets to see Andrew Dice Clay. I’m sure they’re nice enough people but that doesn’t make him funny.

8 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Abortion, open borders, and socialism 

All the republicans have left to run on 

10 years ago it was Gods, Guns, and Gays

It's still Gods, Guns, and Gays (insert new scary person).

Tried, tested, and Mother (Pence) approved.  I sometimes wish I was a real American who thrives on fast food, canned laughter, and outrage.   

 

14 minutes ago, Mole said:

Look, lots of people bought tickets to see Andrew Dice Clay. I’m sure they’re nice enough people but that doesn’t make him funny.

Dice had his moments although the peaks may not outweigh the valleys. His comeback Showtime series was great. 

14 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Hickory dickory dock.  Some bitch was sucking my cock.  The clock struck three, the cops took me, because in Georgia you can’t even jerk off in a sock.  Oooohhhh!

See, this is good satire.

Andrew Dice Clay was brilliant in A Star is Born.

Andrew Dice Clay was brilliant in A Star is Born.

I think you misspelled Ford fairlane and pretty good.
1 minute ago, Nivek said:


I think you misspelled Ford fairlane and pretty good.

I think you rando capitalized and misspelled fucking terrible.

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Abortion, open borders, and socialism 

All the republicans have left to run on 

Don't forget about the gheys.

1 hour ago, RPM said:

Dice had his moments although the peaks may not outweigh the valleys. His comeback Showtime series was great. 

I enjoyed the "cool mite" sketch on SNL back in the day.  ehhhhhh.

5 hours ago, RPM said:

I think you rando capitalized and misspelled fucking terrible.

I think your use of the term rando and poor understanding of posting from the shitter is common.

6 hours ago, RPM said:

I think you rando capitalized and misspelled fucking terrible, ya snapperhead! 

 

The "Every Sperm is Sacred" bill.

Strongly supported by the catholic church.

 

* priests are excluded, of course

Edited by Asithappens

11 Any male 55 years of age or older shall immediately report to the county sheriff or local


12 law enforcement agency when such male releases sperm from his testicles."

Sounds kinky, but the law is the law.

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5 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

 

 

Sounds kinky, but the law is the law.

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I'd gravy her biscuits 

1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

 

 

Sounds kinky, but the law is the law.

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Sis?

On 3/22/2019 at 6:10 AM, GSU&UT said:

But MUH rights to trample on women!!!!

But MUH rights to dismember kids!!!

The legislation isnt even talking about women.

 

  • 5 years later...

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT:

I was watching Stacey Abrams on tee vee this morning and decided to google her.  She holds an MPA from the LBJ school.

quite the necro bump

1 minute ago, swraith said:

quite the necro bump

For something a lot of us knew. 

4 hours ago, Bullneck said:

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT:

I was watching Stacey Abrams on tee vee this morning and decided to google her.  She holds an MPA from the LBJ school.

no judgies but it's a little early for the sauce, no? we love you and care about you. blink three times if you understand

5 hours ago, Bullneck said:

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT:

I was watching Stacey Abrams on tee vee this morning and decided to google her.  She holds an MPA from the LBJ school.

She is also a romance novelist.

Her nom de plume is Selena Montgomery.

Yep.

Simulation is wild.

3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

For something a lot of us knew. 

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