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I wish all companies honored April fools day as a paid holiday

Easter is the bigger holy day from a faith perspective.

I tell my non-Christian friends Christmas is like a promise and Easter is the promise delivered.

16 hours ago, TexasEd said:

Easter is the bigger holy day from a faith perspective.

I tell my non-Christian friends Christmas is like a promise and Easter is the promise delivered.

I'll pass over that.

I'll pass over that.

When, after break-fast?


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Maybe you have the memory aids?

I figured it's because the Butt family has a strong Christian background.

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6 hours ago, Xian said:

I don’t remember it being closed in Easter’s past 

It has always been closed on Easter and X-mas plus an early close on Thanksgiving.

6 hours ago, Xian said:

I don’t remember it being closed in Easter’s past 

It's closed because of April Fool's.  I hope you and your loved ones enjoy a holy, happy, blessed April Fool's Day.

1 hour ago, BearSchlong said:

Maybe you have the memory aids?

I figured it's because the Butt family has a strong Christian background.

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Right, It also factors into the help they sent after the Hurricane and other disasters.  I worked in a house in La Grange where the son was sent home from Austin to work in his mother's house and his salary was paid for 2 weeks he was there.  They were originally sending him to Houston to help in general and he mentioned that his mother's house was under 8 feet of water and they said go help her instead and we'll pay your salary.

1 hour ago, BearSchlong said:


I figured it's because the Butt family has a strong Christian background.
 

While it's true that they have a strong Christian background, their being closed has more to do with the fact that their primary customer base and the majority of their employees also have a strong Christian background. And I give them kudos for being sensitive to that.  I have Muslim, Hindu and Atheist friends who work in that organization, and none of them complain about having Easter off.

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word on the street is that the Mueller HEB is closed for the rest of the day for some sort of mx issue.  status - not open

I remember very clearly the day of Howard E. Butz's (spelling?) funeral.  In honor of the founder they closed......................for about 1 hour.  [insert jewish joke comments here]

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22 hours ago, beer said:

I remember very clearly the day of Howard E. Butz's (spelling?) funeral

Butt (Butt's in your case).

No relation to Bertha Butt (#jimmycastorshoutout)

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30 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Looks like they are open today, but what about tomorrow?

This is the question I ask myself every day.

Just picked up beef ribs. They were open. But tomorrow.....tomorrow never knows.

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HEB is open tomorrow. Unless they pull a fast one on us.

On 4/1/2018 at 7:23 AM, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

It has always been closed on Easter and X-mas plus an early close on Thanksgiving.

And an early close on Christmas Eve.

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What is the over under on HEB being open on Fireworks day?

On 6/11/2018 at 9:57 PM, Capt said:

What is the over under on HEB being open on Fireworks day?

Easter and Christmas are the only days they close.  Thanksgiving has an early close at either 4 or 6 PM. There are no other variations in HEB hours.

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It is known. You’re just fucking up a running joke.

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Better get your buns and shit tomorrow. Not because they’ll be closed on Wednesday (they’ll be open), but those shits will be sold out.

  • 4 months later...

Anyone know?  I need to pick up some astroglide, condoms, and clothespins. Thanks. 

A can of bean dip and some Diet right
A box of tampons and some more Burl Ives

Anyone know?  I need to pick up some astroglide, condoms, and clothespins. Thanks. 

Doing your mom’s shopping again?
  • 4 months later...
1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

Bump. 

Unlike the stone rolled away from the open tomb, closed.

26 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Bump. 

It’s on a store by store basis, so you’ll have to check every one in town. Please report back.

I just called WalMart and they are open. I let the associate know that HEB is closed today. 

Can I buy wine at HEB today?  What about vodka?  

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i wonder how long before they tell everyone to curbside it.  waive the fees, we bring it out to you instead of exposing all of our staff and the hundred+ other customers, etc. 

Drove by the Bunker Hill HEB today and they had a bunch of people out directing traffic in the parking lot. No chance I was going to venture there today. I went to the Asian grocery store, much calmer.

17 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I went to the Asian grocery store, much calmer.

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