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19 hours ago, elfenix said:

i wonder how long before they tell everyone to curbside it.  waive the fees, we bring it out to you instead of exposing all of our staff and the hundred+ other customers, etc. 

 

I ventured out to the grocery store for the first time this morning since last Wednesday.  I decided on Central Market over HEB.  It was surprisingly stocked with everything I needed -- chicken, beef, bacon, pasta, rice, cheese, eggs, etc.  The only thing it didn't have that I needed was garlic. 

As of yesterday afternoon the one in La Grange had absolutely zero paper goods (towels, toilet paper, tissues) sanitary wipes, hand cleaner etc., and was very low on a lot of other things.

On 3/15/2020 at 7:04 PM, dingleberryswitzer said:

I heard HEB was gonna close for the next 2 weeks!! Better stock up now!!! Again!!!.

Fuck off, unless I am missing some sarcasm that will not happen.

39 minutes ago, LebongJames said:

Fuck off, unless I am missing some sarcasm that will not happen.

Yes you missed the sarcasm 

"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it."

 

That pretty well explains the current situation.

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I checked last week while I was in Texas - they were open. It wasn’t Thursday though, so I couldn’t tell you about Thanksgiving.

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they are not open in Raleigh

 

I'm not going to lie.  When I hear that a 60 year-old woman pulled a gun on somebody in a Corpus Christi HEB parking lot over a parking spot, I was expecting a lot worse, like somebody looking closer to 75 or 80.

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Taking my parking space?  This should be legal in that case.

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That, along with walking in the damn middle of the lane, too stupid to walk to one side or the other.

12 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

I'm not going to lie.  When I hear that a 60 year-old woman pulled a gun on somebody in a Corpus Christi HEB parking lot over a parking spot, I was expecting a lot worse, like somebody looking closer to 75 or 80.

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When I read her description, what she did to escalate the situation, and Corpus Christi........I could bet everything I own there'd be one of three things on her shirt.  And I was right.  If there's video surveillance of the parking lot, I can make some bets on what's on her car as well.  Besides bird shit.

52 minutes ago, Lobo said:

When I read her description, what she did to escalate the situation, and Corpus Christi........I could bet everything I own there'd be one of three things on her shirt.  And I was right.  If there's video surveillance of the parking lot, I can make some bets on what's on her car as well.  Besides bird shit.

A 90-month financing note?

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PSA for the Brodie HEB - power outage, all the cold/fridge/freezer sections are closed

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Mrs GOTJ was filling out the curbside order on the HEB app last night & noticed that they're now selling vibrators. Not sure if she added one to her cart or not.

  • 5 months later...

Mad respect from a Midwesterner

1) They're "H E B", no "Heb."  Apologies to those Uvalde people I mispronounced it to.

2) Their original business model was home delivery.  (Time is a flat circle.)  Back before cars, folks needed their stuff delivered.

 

 

 

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On 2/8/2025 at 10:07 AM, Celery Man said:

Which one of you fuckers

Those newer SUVs have all kinds of fancy features & gadgets these days.

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Wegmans is open today. And Harris Teeter, goddammit I miss HEB

On 7/27/2025 at 8:00 AM, Parliament said:

Mad respect from a Midwesterner

1) They're "H E B", no "Heb."  Apologies to those Uvalde people I mispronounced it to.

2) Their original business model was home delivery.  (Time is a flat circle.)  Back before cars, folks needed their stuff delivered.

 

 

 

This Fat Electrician guy initially appears douchey, but overall, his genuine enthusiasm for HEB is interesting to see.  Learned a lot from it!

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On 7/28/2025 at 1:25 PM, Celery Man said:

Wegmans is open today. And Harris Teeter, goddammit I miss HEB

Sounds like someone living in NoVa. I love and appreciate Wegman’s, a lot, but it’s no HEB 

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13 hours ago, randomhorn said:

Sounds like someone living in NoVa. I love and appreciate Wegman’s, a lot, but it’s no HEB 

NoCa(rolina). Wegmans is good in comparison but goddamn it sucks

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