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WTF is it with you people wanting to bring CR politics into the recruiting forum? Fuck off with that!
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On 8/17/2020 at 7:29 PM, Elmer_Fudd said:

All 3 of Florida's projected starting WR's didn't practice today and rumors all 3 may be opting out.  A starting DE didn't practice either.

The starting DE for Florida has returned to practice.  The 3 WR's are still TBD, but the Florida boards are cautiously optimistic they'll return.

Is Sam Cosmi........ good at football??? 🤔🤔🤔

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Honest question and honestly I am a little biased, but do the ags still play football?

Perroni is a gift. The leeches always ask about Texas recruits. His responses usually follow this format: 

I've never see them in person. I don't know about them or the situation you're asking about, but yeah, they totally suck. 

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16 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Perroni is a gift. The leeches always ask about Texas recruits. His responses usually follow this format: 

I've never see them in person. I don't know about them or the situation you're asking about, but yeah, they totally suck. 

But no one has ever accused him of being a homer.

38 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

holy shit they are retarded.

It's just such a deep-seated hatred that the guy can't even entertain the notion in his head that Texas could develop a 1st team AA LT.  It's just simply not possible to him.

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1 hour ago, Scholz said:

It's just such a deep-seated hatred that the guy can't even entertain the notion in his head that Texas could develop a 1st team AA LT.  It's just simply not possible to him.

To be fair, the entire narrative involving OL recruiting across every aggy site is that Texas doesn’t develop players especially OL. Ad infinitum. 

the average aggy has only heard from Tarp, HammLite, Looch, Imart, jmlittle, etc ... so they think the Texas OL still looks like Charlie Era crossed with their own pile of shit OL.

How can Texas possibly be better than aggy?  Jimbo and The Marine handpicked *checks notes* Jenkins, Blanton, Matthews, Clement

 “well that was a transition class” 

*checks notes again* Green, Robinson, Trainor
 

uhhh... 

Morris, Ogunbiyi, Chibuzo, Bankhead, Jefferson

 

they LOVE those guys. Ask them. They admit they need more T bodies but they LOVE these guys. Because they’ve been told to love them ad nauseam.
 

To me there’s 2 really good guard prospects in Green and Morris. (Though Green clearly should not have been playing last season, as much as he did) and 2 serviceable depth interior guys in Ogunbiyi and Bankhead. Guys that are fine but that you don’t want starting or playing much. 
 

on aggy forums Layden Robinson is considered a monster soon to dominate the SEC — which I think started with IMart...  he seems like a good hardworking Manvel kid that if he stays 4-5 years could give you a decent RS JR/SR year (a la KState) at C. He can play, but their expectations are now set at “Bama style mauler” instead of “good project prospect at C that may yield a solid 2 year starter”.

 

brought to you by a bunch of guys who will still tell you that Reggie McNeal was better than Vince Young. 

 

1 hour ago, golfclap said:

To be fair, the entire narrative involving OL recruiting across every aggy site is that Texas doesn’t develop players especially OL. Ad infinitum. 

the average aggy has only heard from Tarp, HammLite, Looch, Imart, jmlittle, etc ... so they think the Texas OL still looks like Charlie Era crossed with their own pile of shit OL.

How can Texas possibly be better than aggy?  Jimbo and The Marine handpicked *checks notes* Jenkins, Blanton, Matthews, Clement

 “well that was a transition class” 

*checks notes again* Green, Robinson, Trainor
 

uhhh... 

Morris, Ogunbiyi, Chibuzo, Bankhead, Jefferson

 

they LOVE those guys. Ask them. They admit they need more T bodies but they LOVE these guys. Because they’ve been told to love them ad nauseam.

You'll see. Things will really start to look up once Javonne Shepherd graduates from Junior College! He'll raise the IQ level of his JUCO and aggy.

10 hours ago, Tree Fidy said:


WTF is it with you people wanting to bring CR politics into the recruiting forum? Fuck off with that!

I think he was talking about the TV personality?  Also, I agree, no politics.  I come here to escape all the noise in the world.

Thread title got me. seems they are amped about their Big backs ... 
 

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let’s see them...


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lots of before in that pic. No after to be found. 

 

 

 

 

23 minutes ago, golfclap said:

Thread title got me. seems they are amped about their Big backs ... 
 

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let’s see them...

 

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lots of before in that pic. No after to be found. 

 

 

 

 

 

Just a couple of husky boys that don't like leg day. Remember, this is the stable of POWER BACKS that is scaring off LJ.

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I can’t imagine the Yancey/Herman reaction to a RB reporting in that kind of condition. 

Uh... Raikes and McKinnley Jackson are in :: 

34 and 35 

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Uh... Raikes and McKinnley Jackson are in :: 

34 and 35 

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Those guys are going to fall out when Leech is running plays every 5 seconds.

13 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Sweet christ 34 is large 

Raikes has always been shockingly athletic despite visibly living the #cubelife, but it's a fine balance and he might be hitting the tipping point

I'm eager to see pictures of the new and improved, slimmed-down, Loochy approved Bobby Brown.

1 hour ago, fattyflattie said:

Not very fond of leg day, I see. 

Holy shit, you ain't kidding. Those dudes are not breaking any tackles.

38 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Raikes has always been shockingly athletic despite visibly living the #cubelife, but it's a fine balance and he might be hitting the tipping point

Yeah, he’s an absolute freak but Schmidt needs to make sure he only eats his own lean vomit for a while. 

Florida WR Trevon Grimes is now playing.  Was the best one of the 3 supposedly not playing.  That's 2/4 returning along with the DE and those 2 are easily the best 2 of those 4.  I've aggy getting hopes up of that being a win thinking those 4 won't play.  Florida boards think the other 2 play.

2 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Florida WR Trevon Grimes is now playing.  Was the best one of the 3 supposedly not playing.  That's 2/4 returning along with the DE and those 2 are easily the best 2 of those 4.  I've aggy getting hopes up of that being a win thinking those 4 won't play.  Florida boards think the other 2 play.

Aggy pinning their hopes on the other team's best not playing says it all.

I would love to see slo'neal and those running backs in a foot race.

so this is... weird. 

per HammLite ::

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Eli Stowers will hold his own combine soon

I was told this spring of the plans and now they are set. Eli Stowers will be fully cleared when his practices are allowed to begin on Sep. 7. But, before then, he is going to throw for the media. He is doing it next Saturday, Aug. 29. Andrew will be there.

 

 

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3 minutes ago, Getafix said:

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Why the fuck is he gonna throw for the media? Does that mean Looch?

4 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

Why the fuck is he gonna throw for the media? Does that mean Looch?

It did mention Andrew (Hattersley - 247), but likely all media.

As for why ... 

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1 minute ago, Getafix said:

It did mention Andrew (Hattersley - 247), but likely all media.

As for why ... 

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Either that kid is looking for other offers or he really is the perfect aggy commit -- spouting how useless and biased recruiting rankings are out of one side of their mouth while doing everything in the world that to boost their ranking out of the other.

19 minutes ago, golfclap said:

so this is... weird. 

per HammLite ::

 

Why did perroni keep this to himself until now, if he was told in the spring?  And, this spring before camps were cancelled?  Before anyone knew how long the Covid changes would last?

23 minutes ago, Getafix said:

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SEC West is better than the NFC South, stupid sip!

3 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

SEC West is better than the NFC South, stupid sip!

 

The West is never better than the South, Redneck.

23 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Either that kid is looking for other offers or he really is the perfect aggy commit -- spouting how useless and biased recruiting rankings are out of one side of their mouth while doing everything in the world that to boost their ranking out of the other.

The perfect aggy football player would have to weigh at least 350 lbs.

13 hours ago, golfclap said:

He honestly looked a lot slimmer running in their first practice video. 

 

first clip is he and Leal. 

https://www.cbssports.com/college-football/video/aggies-hit-field-for-first-day-of-fall-camp-2020-courtesy-of-texas-a-m-athletics/

 

He sure does & doing what he's always done best. Drills vs air while someone chews his ass.

I'd forgotten about Leal, fuck that one hurt. CREAM.

Stowers wants to take Milroe's spot in our class and this is his audition.  Jimbo about to get Mensa'd.

Stowers wants to work on his audition tape a little more.  

It's the guy behind the fat guy.  Also known as "El Cubito".

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Nothing to see here. Everything is fine. 

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Texas A&M's first unit on the offensive line is as follows:

LT - Dan Moore

LG - Kenyon Green

C- Ryan McCollum

RG - Jared Hocker

RT - Blake Trainor

The second unit lines up like this:

LT - Chris Morris

LG - Layden Robinson

C - Luke Matthews

RG - Akinola Ogunbiyi

RT - Blake Trainor

- Blake Trainor is subbing in for Carson Green, who is dinged. It's not a big deal as Green was with the first unit earlier in the week.

- Kenyon Green and Jared Hocker were flipped in part during the off season because Green is also essentially the backup LT even though he is in the starting five. Green primarily played on the right side in high school and A&M wants to get him some work on the left side because your stance and movement out of your stance are different than they are on the right side. This is a way to ease him into this.

- Although Chris Morris is listed as the backup LT, they want to redshirt him (and he needs to redshirt). If anything happens to Dan Moore, they'll move Kenyon Green out there either for a game or the remainder of the season. You can expect a similar situation on the right side.

- Due to retirements, A&M is once again pretty young up front on the second unit. They were fortunate last year in terms of injuries and had a solid sixth man in Colton Prater who moved into the starting lineup. Now, Luke Matthews more or less has that sixth-man role. The rest of the group has a total of two games of experience (Matthews has 11 games all by himself).

 

 

15 minutes ago, Getafix said:

It's the guy behind the fat guy.  Also known as "El Cubito".

I think that's McKinnley Jackson behind Raikes (34).

2 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Nothing to see here. Everything is fine. 

 

Now picture next year with a new QB behind Green + some combination of that 2nd team/Trainor.  Woof!

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I will also be holding a skills event for the media, not to increase my ranking because I don’t care about that, but to showcase my talents. Events include: 

40 yard dash to the liquor store at 8:55

3 taco drill

Broad jump (I attack women on the street) 

Throwing empties at the trash can 

Bench Press (I mainly talk about how much I could bench in college) 

Thank you Eli for the wonderful idea and I hope both our showcases go great. 

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