Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Featured Replies

13 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Nothing to see here. Everything is fine. 

 

tenor.gif?itemid=10538672

  • Replies 8.5k
  • Views 799.3k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • Ricky's one-hitter
    Ricky's one-hitter

    Reddit throwing shade    

  • Chuckie Finster
    Chuckie Finster

    ... but enough about KKL.

  • Neonmoon
    Neonmoon

    Oh stewardess, I speak Aggy... Translated: Victory Vaka posts a lot of shit on social media. Bryce Foster and Monkell Goodwine liked a twitter post. It was a pretty big deal. Vaka said he's

Posted Images

27 minutes ago, golfclap said:

 

I think that's McKinnley Jackson behind Raikes (34).

Oops, my bad, went with a guess I saw on the Ag board.

1 minute ago, Getafix said:

Oops, my bad, went with a guess I saw on the Ag board.

I was simply guessing as well. Based on previous video footage but I can't be certain. 

Wait.... so Kenyon Green still not a LT? But Aggy said...

24 minutes ago, Tony Two K said:

“Fredo” Matthews still running second team in year three.

Well yeah but because of their terrible depth he's actually running second team at every position. Advantage Aggy. 

tenor.gif

Liked the debonair "eh" at the end ... and I don't think guys like this are kidding or trolling.  They really believe they are elite and Texas and others are mediocre.

 

image.thumb.png.c4a3eabffd6dafc4202003fa72c8b80e.png

51 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

2 more years of Mond is hilarious.

aggy is going to be confused as to whether or not to turn on him this season, as it may not be his last season. As they’ve already written king in as QB1 next season, I think they proceed this season as planned. 

Doubt Mond would stay.  Was pretty much told to shut up and throw the ball wrt the Sully statue, no?  

3 hours ago, Hank Scorpio said:

I will also be holding a skills event for the media, not to increase my ranking because I don’t care about that, but to showcase my talents. Events include: 

40 yard dash to the liquor store at 8:55

3 taco drill

Broad jump (I attack women on the street) 

Throwing empties at the trash can 

Bench Press (I mainly talk about how much I could bench in college) 

Thank you Eli for the wonderful idea and I hope both our showcases go great. 

This killed me

3 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

2 more years of Mond is hilarious.

Not nearly as hilarious as seven more years of Jimbo.

2 hours ago, Getafix said:

Liked the debonair "eh" at the end ... and I don't think guys like this are kidding or trolling.  They really believe they are elite and Texas and others are mediocre.

 

image.thumb.png.c4a3eabffd6dafc4202003fa72c8b80e.png

In fairness, A&M can't be considered one of those types of programs - Jimbo can't really be on the hot seat for a long time because of that heavenly contract those geniuses drew up.

Are they hyping their freshman qb to levels he can't hope to live up to? You bet!

Spoiler

Ef_E6BRWAAAbnaN?format=jpg&name=360x360Ef_E6WjXkAAPWZq?format=jpg&name=360x360Ef_E6mjX0AAbohP?format=jpg&name=360x360Ef_E63bXkAEBTDo?format=jpg&name=360x360

 

6 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Are they hyping their freshman qb to levels he can't hope to live up to? You bet!

  Hide contents

Ef_E6BRWAAAbnaN?format=jpg&name=360x360Ef_E6WjXkAAPWZq?format=jpg&name=360x360Ef_E6mjX0AAbohP?format=jpg&name=360x360Ef_E63bXkAEBTDo?format=jpg&name=360x360

 

I’m sure King is the fastest player on the team. aggys should definitely take everything that guy says as gospel. And viewing King as the fastest player on the team as good news is possibly more idiotic than them thinking not offering Clayton Smith is a good thing because it means Jimbo didn’t lose that recruitment. 

Edited by Burt Macklin

I like that they view King being the fastest player on the team as a positive. 

No shit. If he’s the fastest they’re fucked.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Pro

a) Achane and Demas got slow and shitty

or

b) Their slight, not overwhelmingly athletic freshman QB turned into The Flash over the spring

or

c) GigSoHard is lying through his fucking buckteeth

You decide!

Oh this is adorable - not counting Jatavion because they didn't offer is just DARLING

Ef_I5K_WoAAp3uR?format=jpg&name=360x360Ef_I5idXkAAsU1W?format=jpg&name=360x360Ef_I51CXgAAbI9S?format=jpg&name=360x360Ef_I6J_WsAENg99?format=jpg&name=360x360

Hmmmm it's almost like your staff is slowfooted and after the initial rush of mercenaries has completely lost its cachet

Ef_JcToX0AAXCIu?format=jpg&name=small

Apparently we're promising starting jobs for these guys? Someone should tell them because Broughton and Collins aren't starting and never were going to start this year

Ef_L8FtXgAAJAVC?format=jpg&name=360x360Ef_L8aiXoAAB1Vn?format=jpg&name=360x360Ef_L8s1WsAAcOV0?format=jpg&name=360x360Ef_L9AYXgAIf4ZE?format=jpg&name=360x360

22 hours ago, golfclap said:

Uh... Raikes and McKinnley Jackson are in :: 

34 and 35 

9885574.jpeg

Look at the fucking Texags office in the background. Think you can see the pink dildo. 

Kenyon Green was promised a starting job and taunted Javonne Shepherd about it. Guys like Leal have to start immediately for them while guys like Coburn and Ossai RS here. Fucking aggy. 

8 minutes ago, texifornia said:

poor little guy

Ef_Px0zXgAIcQ4w?format=jpg&name=360x360

River Rat is the gift that keeps on giving.

11 minutes ago, texifornia said:

poor little guy

Ef_Px0zXgAIcQ4w?format=jpg&name=360x360

Meanwhile, Karen Key Largo has been reduced to offering Zaxby's coupons during these trying times.

2 minutes ago, Deej said:

Meanwhile, Karen Key Largo has been reduced to offering Zaxby's coupons during these trying times.

Cents off or bogo? Because bogo is a seriously good deal....

Just now, Junior Bonner said:

Cents off or bogo? Because bogo is a seriously good deal....

Until you realize it's only redeemable at the College Station location.

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Are they hyping their freshman qb to levels he can't hope to live up to? You bet!

  Hide contents

Ef_E6BRWAAAbnaN?format=jpg&name=360x360Ef_E6WjXkAAPWZq?format=jpg&name=360x360Ef_E6mjX0AAbohP?format=jpg&name=360x360Ef_E63bXkAEBTDo?format=jpg&name=360x360

 

Their defense is so bad. If King is lighting them up, then just think what Briles, Leach, and Morris are going to do.

Thank god Texags got millions of taxpayer money to keep those doors open for their online message board during the pandemic 

Edited by Neonmoon

7 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Thank god Texags got millions of taxpayer money to keep those door open for their online message board during the pandemic 

Did John Sharp run out of Harvey relief money already?

 

1 hour ago, golfclap said:

Hahaha - never change aggy 

D2655-C74-9-B9-D-46-B2-B320-5-F82658374-

Harris ::

IMG_20190509_114017-768x1024.jpg
 

Collins::

 

1 minute ago, golfclap said:

Harris ::

IMG_20190509_114017-768x1024.jpg
 

Collins::

 

Why are comparing a WR to a DL? 

9 minutes ago, golfclap said:

Harris ::

IMG_20190509_114017-768x1024.jpg
 

Collins::

 

Jesus, that is the thinest frame I've ever seen for a dlineman. He makes KD look like a bodybuilder. 

He's gonna need all the roids in college station. Even then.....

Edited by totallynotabuttpirate

32 minutes ago, golfclap said:

Harris ::

IMG_20190509_114017-768x1024.jpg
 

It’s called fashion, sweatys 

image.jpeg.43f6ee88922e69700ce5f0b2df35dc5f.jpeg

Edited by Hank_Hill

If Harris and Diggs stood next to each other, you'd swear you were looking at the number 10.

10 hours ago, GRHorn said:

Why the fuck is he gonna throw for the media? Does that mean Looch?

image-two.png?w=462&h=254

Leon bullying -checks roster*- sophomore WR Kam Brown. The dude has two whole career catches, both against CenTex powerhouse UTSA, so Leon's really waking the world up here.

*James Foster is now noted at the bottom as opting out for the season

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

poor little guy

Ef_Px0zXgAIcQ4w?format=jpg&name=360x360

Should change his handle to Sewer Rat.😉

4 hours ago, Lobwedgephil said:

Look at the fucking Texags office in the background. Think you can see the pink dildo. 

I don’t see Liucci. 

Poor King has no hope of being what these goobers need him to be

Spoiler

EgB84G_WkAEVBlR?format=jpg&name=smallEgB84fGX0AAXagJ?format=jpg&name=small

 

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.