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I mean, was Buckley any good? His backup is a true freshman and two redshirt freshman. 

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1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

I mean, was Buckley any good? His backup is a true freshman and two redshirt freshman. 

Slot: Camron Buckley, Moose Muhammad, Kam Brown, Chase Lane

Good possession WR.

3 minutes ago, NoctambulantBrobdingnagian said:

Chibuzo starts at both center and guard...at the same time

 

AND is across the line of scrimmage! AND in his own backfield.  At the same time! 

Hee hee hee .... 

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All 4 of the Florida statters supposedly sitting out are playing.

Advantage aggy?

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

All 4 of the Florida statters supposedly sitting out are playing.

Advantage aggy?

You see, that is just more of the conspiracy against aggies. Those guys were gonna sit but when the NCAA found out that it might make the aggies a favorite, they gave an extra year of eligibility to make it harder on the ags.

5 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

Those guys were gonna sit but when the NCAA found out that it might make the aggies a favorite, they gave an extra year of eligibility to make it harder on the ags

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12 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

I mean, was Buckley any good? His backup is a true freshman and two redshirt freshman. 

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It's a significant loss because of all the WRs that left early and the fact Smith is apparently going to be playing a lot at RB. 

A&M doesn't have anything at WR other than Ausbon. They better hope Demas is as good as they think he is. 

That’s as realistic as their threads about visiting fans calling Aggies the friendliest fan base they’ve ever met.

2 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

A&M doesn't have anything at WR other than Ausbon. They better hope Demas is as good as they think he is. 

And that Florida's defense doesn't break him in half - he's tiny right now.

9 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Yeah this never fucking happened

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That needs to be on a plaque in front of Kyle field. 

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If somebody said this to me -

 "Did you know that according to College statistics that the School that a man is more likely to me another is Little Brother of Aggy, the u of tx".

 - I wouldn't say another word, either.

I would have no idea what that meant.

19 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Yeah this never fucking happened

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Who does he think is the rude and arrogant one in that exchange?

25 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Yeah this never fucking happened

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Ashamedly I must admit I'm drunker than hell...will someone get out a crayon and explain wtf aggy was doing?  God my head is going to explode in the morning...

31 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

It's a significant loss because of all the WRs that left early and the fact Smith is apparently going to be playing a lot at RB. 

A&M doesn't have anything at WR other than Ausbon. They better hope Demas is as good as they think he is. 

They don’t have any proven depth but Wright and Demas will be just fine once they get on the field. But yeah if it’s Kam Brown, then that might be a problem 

10 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

They don’t have any proven depth but Wright and Demas will be just fine once they get on the field. But yeah if it’s Kam Brown, then that might be a problem 

Jalen Preston was a top 100 recruit and it's year 3. He hasn't done anything. 

I'll believe it when I see it. 

27 minutes ago, Getafix said:

If somebody said this to me -

 "Did you know that according to College statistics that the School that a man is more likely to me another is Little Brother of Aggy, the u of tx".

 - I wouldn't say another word, either.

I would have no idea what that meant.

I think he meant marry another man.,I am assuming he is calling everyone at Texas a faggot and that being gay wouldn't be acceptable at aggy. 

Put me in the camp of not understanding that aggy jibberish. Simpletons, the lot of them. 

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4 hours ago, texifornia said:

Yeah this never fucking happened

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“Is this evil?...What in the world do dat mean?”

9 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

They don’t have any proven depth but Wright and Demas will be just fine once they get on the field. But yeah if it’s Kam Brown, then that might be a problem 

Yeah they have raw talent. Who knows how polished it is though. I think I remember hearing that Jimbo talked Preston into staying by telling him he’d start this year 

On 8/21/2020 at 8:36 PM, texifornia said:

poor little guy

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this is the guy who is like Daddy98 but somehow less useful, with more insane opinions and is drunk 23 hours a day - right?

10 hours ago, texifornia said:

Yeah this never fucking happened

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2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Correct. Troll. 

but, he CAPITALIZED Aggy!

I am still unclear, likely because the guy writes like a 3rd grader, but did the narrator of the story "hear" the "tsip" say "aggy"? 

Is there some sort of different pronunciation that would allow someone to differentiate between the speaker saying "aggie" and "aggy"?

The mere fact that I am trying to determine the answer to this shows that I already lost.

1 hour ago, tejas60 said:

but, he CAPITALIZED Aggy!

yeah, but that doesn't mean much because he capitalized "Lawn Mower Shop", "Chain Saw", "Store", "College", and "School", among others. I get the sense he has no idea what to capitalize, so he just randomly hits "shift" when it feels right.

3 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

yeah, but that doesn't mean much because he capitalized "Lawn Mower Shop", "Chain Saw", "Store", "College", and "School", among others. I get the sense he has no idea what to capitalize, so he just randomly hits "shift" when it feels right.

Naw man. That poster has money. He can afford both a Stihl chainsaw AND accessories for it.  And monied people are always well educated. 

6 minutes ago, Lobwedgephil said:

Guess Jimbo got married again. 

 

 

 

Did she want to see other people?

32 minutes ago, Lobwedgephil said:

Guess Jimbo got married again. 

 

 

So do recruits/players still bang Candi or do they get to pick?

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33 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Naw man. That poster has money. He can afford both a Stihl chainsaw AND accessories for it.  And monied people are always well educated. 

yea, that is the texum bulldog equivalent to a humble brag

Just now, NoctambulantBrobdingnagian said:

out of the frame are 5 starting linemen ready to 'consummate' this marriage for Jimbo Baggins

Does prima nochta count as a recruiting event?

2 minutes ago, NoctambulantBrobdingnagian said:

out of the frame are 5 starting linemen ready to 'consummate' this marriage for Jimbo Baggins

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16 minutes ago, NoctambulantBrobdingnagian said:

out of the frame are 5 starting linemen ready to 'consummate' this marriage for Jimbo Baggins

Already got his next contract lined up at Liberty, then?

I'm going to need a Falwell/Jimbo photoshop at some point

 

3 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

I'm going to need a Falwell/Jimbo photoshop at some point

 

 

Ifffff someone does this ... can we get a certain pool boy we know well around these parts - one rather diminutive in stature - in the background?

52 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

Did she want to see other people?

He wants to see her see other people.

1 minute ago, Getafix said:

 

Ifffff someone does this ... can we get a certain pool boy we know well around these parts - one rather diminutive in stature - in the background?

Burt works the background, chief. 

1 hour ago, KYHorn said:

yeah, but that doesn't mean much because he capitalized "Lawn Mower Shop", "Chain Saw", "Store", "College", and "School", among others. I get the sense he has no idea what to capitalize, so he just randomly hits "shift" when it feels right.

Maybe he's German

1 hour ago, Lobwedgephil said:

Guess Jimbo got married again. 

 

 

 

Wasn't his last wife getting banged out by a player or student athlete? 

1 minute ago, Blackcat00 said:

Wasn't his last wife getting banged out by a player or student athlete? 

why you referencing the singular?

2 minutes ago, Blackcat00 said:

Wasn't his last wife getting banged out by a player or student athlete? 

You’re going to have to be a little more specific 

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