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If the Cupp injury is true (assuming he was even just 75% of what he was as a recruit) that is a huge fucking blow. 

 

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4 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Max Wright and his 2 bionic knees?  

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Further down a few of them said that Blake Smith (TE) hurt his knee and is out for the season as well. jesus

I guess we're not the only ones hit with the TE bug sheesh

Is Bobby Batronic going to return to the 9.95 board to wrong-headedly rant about the practice policies at aTm?

Also, if any of you pieces of shit invite that fucker here I swear to god I will find you and beat you to death with Baylor Cupp's severed arm. 

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Wydermeyer is good, but yeah, who would be the other TE?

Max Wright?

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Just now, Neonmoon said:

Wydermeyer is good, but yeah, who would be the other TE?

Max Wright?

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Jordan Jefferson finally found his role on the team.

4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Is Bobby Batronic going to return to the 9.95 board to wrong-headedly rant about the practice policies at aTm?

Also, if any of you pieces of shit invite that fucker here I swear to god I will find you and beat you to death with Baylor Cupp's severed arm. 

 

Great. 

Now Im hard. Thanks.

 

KarenKeyLargo- "Blake ACL. Out for year. Nothing on Cupp."

1 minute ago, Fud said:

KarenKeyLargo- "Blake ACL. Out for year. Nothing on Cupp."

Of course that's what she knows - she's the one who kneecapped Smith after his Ewers tweet.

Tarp is making it sound like Cupp is done for the year. 

Damn, I thought Cupp was the best player in their '19 class and already two season ending injuries. 

Someone "spread" this news to Jimbo ... 

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8 minutes ago, Getafix said:

Someone "spread" this news to Jimbo ... 

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If there is one thing Jimbo is known for - its his offensive flexibility.

17 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

Damn, I thought Cupp was the best player in their '19 class and already two season ending injuries

Agreed and it sucks for him. Crazy talented. 

11 minutes ago, Getafix said:

Someone "spread" this news to Jimbo ... 

 

Imagine watching the Niners play offense and proclaiming 12 personnel is obsolete. Of the AFC and NFC conference championship game teams, 3/4 use 12 personnel extensively. Morons. 

Terrible beer.  Rather have a Falstaff.

You must not like ipa’s? Their Hopadillo is excellent.

While very sad, this is a great time to remember some of Mama Cupp's finer assets

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Yes, Cupp's injury is because he goes up against SEC defenders ( from Texags ).

Dude, WTF? Does this dude just run into walls at practice? Maybe an issue going from a big dude playing against tiny guys at a tiny high school to playing against SEC defenders?

 

Another gem from Texags. They do realize that A&M moved Wright to TE because he doesn't have any knees left and they just wanted to add another body to that position group?  

"Max Wright was a 4-star DE. He is athletic enough to play TE, and big enough at 6'4" 250lbs. I don't know how well he can catch or block, though. I guess we will se a lot of 2 back or 3 receiver formations."

They're going to need to bulk Blumrick up and use him

1 minute ago, Fud said:

They're going to need to bulk Blumrick up and use him

Can the RB room spare him?

They could operate more from 21 personnel but it's not like their RB group is solid either. 

 

Just now, Hiphopopotamos said:

Can the RB room spare him?

James Coley and Tommy Robinson are going to have to fight over him 

Blumrick seems like an obvious solution, at least as a receiving threat. 

Man, I had forgotten that even if they wanted to take a transfer they can’t because they have no numbers and are carrying over Phillips and Crownover for 2021. Jesus.

jordan Jeffersoned. Respect. 

Where does Sippy Cupp on the far left go to college? asking for a friend 

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1 hour ago, Getafix said:

Someone "spread" this news to Jimbo ... 

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"It shouldn't affect it....The spread is superior" 

Well you don't run the spread so....?

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

While very sad, this is a great time to remember some of Mama Cupp's finer assets

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I saw Brock play for state a couple of years ago, and sat next to their section -- every mom was a MILF, every dad looked like Mr Cupp above, except all of them were wearing designer jeans. Dude could get kicked out of Brock social circles for slumming in Levis like that.

40 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I saw Brock play for state a couple of years ago, and sat next to their section -- every mom was a MILF, every dad looked like Mr Cupp above, except all of them were wearing designer jeans. Dude could get kicked out of Brock social circles for slumming in Levis like that.

That's not his dad, his dad wears bedazzled jeans

30 minutes ago, texifornia said:

That's not his dad, his dad wears bedazzled jeans

**stares longingly in Doug Little**

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

While very sad, this is a great time to remember some of Mama Cupp's finer assets

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She named her son Baylor Cupp?  

Surprised she didn't go with Dallas Cupp.

Or Dallas Denton Cupp.

 

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33 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

She named her son Baylor Cupp?  

Surprised she didn't go with Dallas Cupp.

Or Dallas Denton Cupp.

 

When she had him B Cupp was more accurate. 

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

While very sad, this is a great time to remember some of Mama Cupp's finer assets

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2,3,1,x,x  RM method.

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This is not the thread for this but I refuse to post on the football board. I was having drinks tonight with an Aggie among others and the topic of Kellen Mond came up. Of course the Aggie thought he was mediocre and that with a real SEC quarterback they would beat Bama and blah blah blah. That got me thinking and now I have convinced myself that Mond is very good and cool.

He has been getting the shit kicked out of him for two years and hasn’t missed a start. He runs a fucking cave man offense that was stale 15 years ago and has to answer to a grown man named Jimbo who hasn’t paid attention in 5 years. He has good skill players around him but is defended by a row of perfect cubes and former recruits all told they would be starting at LT. Every time he takes his 8 step drop back he is immediately swarmed by the biggest and most athletic dlinemen in the country. Then at the end of every fucking game the offense turns into “please fucking save us Kellen Mond” and he has to limp around covered in grass and try to hold on. When he misses a pass over the middle 100,000 rednecks all start chirping about he doesn’t have “it” like Johnny did.

As soon as he makes a benign comment about wanting change in CFB and maybe for police to stop mowing down unarmed black people the redasses lose their god damn minds and start calling for him to be benched in favor of a tiny Sicilian man who last played 1A football and a cancer patient that played like a cancer patient his senior season. Kellen Mond is a god damn national hero. There should be football stadiums and highways named after him. I hope he kicks ass and Aggie sucks and he has a 10 year NFL career as a backup. 

Didn’t know he was the spawn of Nick Jonas. Tremendously talented family. In addition, would pound the cross off #2

I would pay so much money if someone could somehow slip "cancer patient who played like a cancer patient" into the media guide. 

 

14 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

I saw Brock play for state a couple of years ago, and sat next to their section -- every mom was a MILF, every dad looked like Mr Cupp above, except all of them were wearing designer jeans. Dude could get kicked out of Brock social circles for slumming in Levis like that.

*looks at mom*

 

12 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

When she had him B Cupp was more accurate. 

*looks at daughters*

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Hopefully Baylor can get an NFL contract so he can buy his mom jeans without holes 

5 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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So that's dad?

Wow I fucking hate that guy. Whoa. Fuck. Never has a picture emanated more tiny dick energy. Holy shit. That guy fucking sucks. She's absolutely filming hotwife videos while he's at the gym, and probably also when he's in the corner. Just wow. 

11 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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So that's dad?

The french tuck says she actually thinks she's trying here, which is awful. The titties say I dont give a fuck still would. 

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She was gonna be an actress.

She was gonna be a star.

She was gonna shake her ass

On the hood of Whitesnake's car.

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15 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

I saw Brock play for state a couple of years ago, and sat next to their section -- every mom was a MILF, every dad looked like Mr Cupp above, except all of them were wearing designer jeans.

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